Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?
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Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?
Fathers, fathers-to-be, and males in general, if you had a daughter and she brought home a guy for prom, would you fuck with him?
My dad always had this fantasy of putting a giant block of ice in the doorway to our home. When my sister's date came over, he'd have his Tae-Kwon-Do uniform on, he'd open the door and say something like, "Oh, is this in your way?" and proceed to smash said block of ice. Of course, my sister wouldn't have any of it.
My dad always had this fantasy of putting a giant block of ice in the doorway to our home. When my sister's date came over, he'd have his Tae-Kwon-Do uniform on, he'd open the door and say something like, "Oh, is this in your way?" and proceed to smash said block of ice. Of course, my sister wouldn't have any of it.
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Re: Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?
wait a second... what?
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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.................My friend's dad said he'd personally hunt me down and kill me if anything happened to her.
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Questions like that remind me of why I'm glad to have two sons.
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Maybe pick on him I wouldn't mess on him that much. And wearing my Paratrooper Officer's Uniform that night saying"Youn bang my daughter I'll bang your head aganist a wall"
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Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing?
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They took it literally. And if he was hot.IG-88E wrote:Fuck WITH him, not fuck him. *thwap*data_link wrote:Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing?
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In answer to the thread quesiton; yes, and with relish too!
I mean it's the ultimate in being the alpha male in the family isn't? Screwing with some one elses mind, letting them know where they stand in relation to you.
For example; Greek tradition.
It's tradition for the brother/father/uncle of the bride to hit/slap the groom when presented to him at the engagement. When my sister got engaged, when the rings were being exchanged, I walked straight up to her fiance and just *thwap* slapped him one across the face. It shows him his place.
I mean it's the ultimate in being the alpha male in the family isn't? Screwing with some one elses mind, letting them know where they stand in relation to you.
For example; Greek tradition.
It's tradition for the brother/father/uncle of the bride to hit/slap the groom when presented to him at the engagement. When my sister got engaged, when the rings were being exchanged, I walked straight up to her fiance and just *thwap* slapped him one across the face. It shows him his place.
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Nope, I'll let my hypothetical daughter mess with his mind. I'll have her say something like "I don't think you understand...I'm only going out with you so I can get to know your kid sister better. It's not about you...it's about your sister...."
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
I thought the same thing when I first saw the title. But I figured it out before I could do any damage.IG-88E wrote:Fuck WITH him, not fuck him. *thwap*data_link wrote:Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing?
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Oh I wasn't sure which one he meant then the answer would be yes.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Depends. If it's just messing with his mind a little, Guerilla Surrealism style, sure. But if it's like this, FUCK NO. I absolutely HATE people like that and would love to beat the fucker who wrote that with a lead pipe.
If I were to be treated like that by some stupid hatfucker...
If I were to be treated like that by some stupid hatfucker...
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Then there's the "Application Form to Date my Daughter" page, which can be found here.
http://www.vampiregerbil.com/application.html
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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aerius wrote:Then there's the "Application Form to Date my Daughter" page, which can be found here.
http://www.vampiregerbil.com/application.html
And Iggy:
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Wich is why I am glad that my daughter has two older brothers who are at some level or another is scared of their father. Bwaahaahhaaaahhaaa!Darth Wong wrote:Questions like that remind me of why I'm glad to have two sons.
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;
When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'
I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'
It kinda makes sense you know.
When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'
I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'
It kinda makes sense you know.
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LOL....Crown wrote:You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;
When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'
I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'
It kinda makes sense you know.
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Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?Crown wrote:You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;
When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'
I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'
It kinda makes sense you know.
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Yes. But toying with minds is more than half the fun! *ahem*data_link wrote:Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?Crown wrote:You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;
When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'
I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'
It kinda makes sense you know.
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Of course it would be, but where is the fun in that for *him*?
EDIT:: Damn you are fast!
EDIT:: Damn you are fast!
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