Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?

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Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?

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Fathers, fathers-to-be, and males in general, if you had a daughter and she brought home a guy for prom, would you fuck with him?

My dad always had this fantasy of putting a giant block of ice in the doorway to our home. When my sister's date came over, he'd have his Tae-Kwon-Do uniform on, he'd open the door and say something like, "Oh, is this in your way?" and proceed to smash said block of ice. Of course, my sister wouldn't have any of it. :)
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Re: Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?

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wait a second... what?
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Only if he was a complete asshole (I'm assuming fuck as in mess with his mind and all). If he was, then I'd do my best to make his life a living hell.
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.................My friend's dad said he'd personally hunt me down and kill me if anything happened to her.
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Questions like that remind me of why I'm glad to have two sons.
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Maybe pick on him I wouldn't mess on him that much. And wearing my Paratrooper Officer's Uniform that night saying"Youn bang my daughter I'll bang your head aganist a wall" :D
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Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing? :P
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data_link wrote:Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing? :P
I do.

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data_link wrote:Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing? :P
Fuck WITH him, not fuck him. *thwap*

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IG-88E wrote:
data_link wrote:Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing? :P
Fuck WITH him, not fuck him. *thwap*

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They took it literally. And if he was hot. ;)
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In answer to the thread quesiton; yes, and with relish too!

I mean it's the ultimate in being the alpha male in the family isn't? Screwing with some one elses mind, letting them know where they stand in relation to you.

For example; Greek tradition.

It's tradition for the brother/father/uncle of the bride to hit/slap the groom when presented to him at the engagement. When my sister got engaged, when the rings were being exchanged, I walked straight up to her fiance and just *thwap* slapped him one across the face. It shows him his place. :D
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Nope, I'll let my hypothetical daughter mess with his mind. I'll have her say something like "I don't think you understand...I'm only going out with you so I can get to know your kid sister better. It's not about you...it's about your sister...."
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IG-88E wrote:
data_link wrote:Of course not. I'm not gay... and in any case, don't you think having sex with your daugther's boyfriend is just a little disturbing? :P
Fuck WITH him, not fuck him. *thwap*

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Oh I wasn't sure which one he meant then the answer would be yes.
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Depends. If it's just messing with his mind a little, Guerilla Surrealism style, sure. But if it's like this, FUCK NO. I absolutely HATE people like that and would love to beat the fucker who wrote that with a lead pipe.

If I were to be treated like that by some stupid hatfucker...
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*shudder*
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Then there's the "Application Form to Date my Daughter" page, which can be found here.

http://www.vampiregerbil.com/application.html
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Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.
Little does this guy know, my GFs and I tend to get a lot more physical at horrors than romance films.
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aerius wrote:Then there's the "Application Form to Date my Daughter" page, which can be found here.

http://www.vampiregerbil.com/application.html
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Darth Wong wrote:Questions like that remind me of why I'm glad to have two sons.
Wich is why I am glad that my daughter has two older brothers who are at some level or another is scared of their father. Bwaahaahhaaaahhaaa!
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Post by Crown »

You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;

When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'

I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'

It kinda makes sense you know.
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Crown wrote:You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;

When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'

I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'

It kinda makes sense you know.
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Crown wrote:You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;

When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'

I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'

It kinda makes sense you know.
Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?
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data_link wrote:
Crown wrote:You know what, I totally understand what this guy is saying;

When my wife asks - 'Don't you remember being that age?'

I reply - 'Of course I remember, why do you think I came up with these ten simple rules?'

It kinda makes sense you know.
Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?
Yes. But toying with minds is more than half the fun! :twisted: *ahem* :D
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Post by Crown »

Of course it would be, but where is the fun in that for *him*?

EDIT:: Damn you are fast!
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