Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?

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verilon wrote:
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I'd try to avoid it, but it would happen. Though I don't expect I'll have children.
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Crown wrote:Of course it would be, but where is the fun in that for *him*?

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Dpends on the guy. If he was a scumball or I just didn't like him, I'd be cleaning guns when he came over.
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Stormbringer wrote:Dpends on the guy. If he was a scumball or I just didn't like him, I'd be cleaning guns when he came over.
Your guns must be very clean...
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What if your daughter's prom date was another girl? :?
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Sure, why not? Chances are, another girl won't break her heart like some horny 17 year-old guy.
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verilon wrote:What if your daughter's prom date was another girl? :?
Either or, I don't think I will like it. However I do have about 10 years to calm down about it.
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If and when I have a daughter, I wouldn't be too worried about it. The Irish temper runs in my mother's side of the family (and I have it too), and my father's side has the tendency to be very interested in learning how to fight to win (not fairly...cheap shots are perfectly legal in a real fight). I think any daughter of mine would be able to take care of herself.
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A shovel quite visible and be cleaning a shotgun...

That should say it all. :twisted:
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Stormbringer wrote:Dpends on the guy. If he was a scumball or I just didn't like him, I'd be cleaning guns when he came over.
A friend of mine fom Georgia said his dad was always cleaning his guns when his sister's date came to pick her up.
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This kinda reminds me of my senior prom. I went to pick up my date. And we did the usual taking of pictures and the whole corsage ( Sp?) bit. And during dinner I don't know how it was brought up, but she said something like, " Did you know my dad had his shotgun out by the door?". That got me even more nervous than I already was. The guy grows and carves giant pumpkins for halloween, so I already know he's good with a knife.
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Nah, I wouldn't fuck with him. I'd give him a friendly tour of the house, taking special care to show him my extensive gun collection. :twisted:
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Oh, and the large back yard where you could bury a body that never would be found
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data_link wrote: Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?
Nah, this guy just got her a shotgun. :D

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aerius wrote:
data_link wrote: Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?
Nah, this guy just got her a shotgun. :D

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aerius wrote:
data_link wrote: Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?
Nah, this guy just got her a shotgun. :D

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aerius wrote:
data_link wrote: Wouldn't it be more practical to teach his daughter kung fu?
Nah, this guy just got her a shotgun. :D

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aerius wrote: Nah, this guy just got her a shotgun. :D

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Wicked Pilot wrote:Somebody call MKSheppard. I think we just found the perfect woman for him.
She'd take one look at him and then bust his kneecaps.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Somebody call MKSheppard. I think we just found the perfect woman for him.
She'd take one look at him and then bust his kneecaps.
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Found another one...girl with machine gun

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Is that a M-16? AR-15? :?:

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data_link wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Dpends on the guy. If he was a scumball or I just didn't like him, I'd be cleaning guns when he came over.
Your guns must be very clean...
Don't have a kid yet or a wife or guns for that matter.
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i´d give my daughter a condom and wish the two lots of fun.
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