A Culture drone vs. Many Scary Pokeys (TM)

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Wo would win?

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A Culture drone vs. Many Scary Pokeys (TM)

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A Culture military drone apperas on a planet infested by the pokeys and starts killing them. Can it do it?

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DIE PIKACHU!!!!!
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Does the drone have any knife missiles?
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XaLEv wrote:Does the drone have any knife missiles?
YES! :twisted: And a lot of them, too.

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Just send a special knife-missile ( the same kind which was supposed to track Zakalwe, but not vulnerable to EM fields ) and watch the Pokemons dying...

Personnaly, I woud send a Torturer or Psychopath-class ROU ( say, the Frank Exchange of Views :D ) in orbit of the Pokeworld, and KABOOM !!...
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Take a superlifter
accelerate towards Pokeworld
hit the brakes hard about half a lightsecond from Pokeworld
watch the waves produced in the Grid wash over Pokeworld
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How about this

[1]Pokoworld is hit BDZed by a fleet of Executors empowered by WEG scaling
[2]The planet's molten surface is then hit with the DS2's superlaser
[3]The debris are then hit by Grid-Fire from fifty Culture ships.

Can the Crapomon win?
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Grid-Fire from a single Culture's ROU should be enough.
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To kill the planet, that is.

Also, the pokeys can be mindfucked and made to fight each other to the deaths and the victors to commit suicide.

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The Nomad wrote:Grid-Fire from a single Culture's ROU should be enough.
We can't take that chance.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:How about this

[1]Pokoworld is hit BDZed by a fleet of Executors empowered by WEG scaling
[2]The planet's molten surface is then hit with the DS2's superlaser
[3]The debris are then hit by Grid-Fire from fifty Culture ships.

Can the Crapomon win?
[SAMAS]YES!!! Mewtwo's uber power will teleport the pokemon onto the ships! Barrier will let the deflect and blaster fire, while Psychics rip through someone's mind and learn everything there is!! Then they'll wipe out the fleet!![/SAMAS]
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IG-88E wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:How about this

[1]Pokoworld is hit BDZed by a fleet of Executors empowered by WEG scaling
[2]The planet's molten surface is then hit with the DS2's superlaser
[3]The debris are then hit by Grid-Fire from fifty Culture ships.

Can the Crapomon win?
[SAMAS]YES!!! Mewtwo's uber power will teleport the pokemon onto the ships! Barrier will let the deflect and blaster fire, while Psychics rip through someone's mind and learn everything there is!! Then they'll wipe out the fleet!![/SAMAS]
*Draws Gridfire handgun*

Don’t do that again.
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The Nomad wrote:Personnaly, I woud send a Torturer or Psychopath-class ROU ( say, the Frank Exchange of Views :D ) in orbit of the Pokeworld, and KABOOM !!...
Oh, that's wussy. It appears I have to show you guys how things are really done. Don't send the Frank Exchange of Views.

Send the Meatfucker.
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