God vs. Pokemon

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-11-17 01:27am

Discuss!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-17 01:29am

Both don't exist...sorta like discussing which is better...my supermodel girlfriend or my new unicorn.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-17 01:30am

God causes a Noah-scale flood, wiping out all but water-types (flying can't stay up forever, after all)

God then turns the water into blood, suffocating all water-types.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-17 01:30am

The pokemon win, because they are cuter.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-11-17 01:31am

Always. The. Unicorn.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-17 01:31am

Provided they both exist, God.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-17 01:39am

Ghost Rider wrote:Both don't exist...sorta like discussing which is better...my supermodel girlfriend or my new unicorn.

Not a single thing discussed in this forum exists. That doesn't stop us from debating, does it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-17 01:43am

No...but this one is also debating between a being who supposedly can do anything versus some cute creature that scream their name.

All in all I give it to the non-existant diety.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-17 01:43am

fgalkin wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Both don't exist...sorta like discussing which is better...my supermodel girlfriend or my new unicorn.
Not a single thing discussed in this forum exists. That doesn't stop us from debating, does it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Awwwwwww! Ya beat me to it.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-17 01:45am

Ghost Rider wrote:No...but this one is also debating between a being who supposedly can do anything versus some cute creature that scream their name.

All in all I give it to the non-existant diety.

If it was a "Q vs. Pokemon" thread, would it make you feel better?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-17 01:47am

Not really

But eh...I still wonder how it would look on the Sistine Chapel...with Pikachu zapping God.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 01:47am

IG-88E wrote:God causes a Noah-scale flood, wiping out all but water-types (flying can't stay up forever, after all)

God then turns the water into blood, suffocating all water-types.

An effective plan, by why waste so much time?

If I were God:

"I SMITE THEE!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-17 01:48am

DIE CRAPOMON THREAD!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 01:50am

Sea Skimmer wrote:DIE CRAPOMON THREAD!

What happened to the mushroom cloud pic? It really helped emphasize the point.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-17 01:56am

JediNeophyte wrote:An effective plan, by why waste so much time?

Because it's PAINFUL.

The pokemon:

1. drown
2. fly until they're exhausted, THEN drown
3. suffocate

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-17 01:57am

screw that...death is too nice...I say roast them for eternity.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 01:58am

IG-88E wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:An effective plan, by why waste so much time?

Because it's PAINFUL. The pokemon:

1. drown
2. fly until they're exhausted, THEN drown
3. suffocate

Hmmm... <strokes chin thoughtfully>

You are wise, very wise... I like this

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-17 02:03am

Ghost Rider wrote:screw that...death is too nice...I say roast them for eternity.

No, that's what God does AFTER he kills them.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-17 02:04am

IG-88E wrote:No, that's what God does AFTER he kills them.

I like your way of thinking

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-17 02:32am

Ghost Rider wrote:
IG-88E wrote:No, that's what God does AFTER he kills them.
I like your way of thinking

Indeed. Pokeys suffer miserably.

Have a very nice day
-fgalkin

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-17 02:35am

After the amount of time they forced out of us in some way(believe me I truly detest how much my cousins used to bother me about going to Pokemon movies...now it's Yu-Gi-Oh...please something kill me)

I fI could find someway to eradicate Pokemon...I would.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-17 02:44am

Ghost Rider wrote:After the amount of time they forced out of us in some way(believe me I truly detest how much my cousins used to bother me about going to Pokemon movies...now it's Yu-Gi-Oh...please something kill me)

I fI could find someway to eradicate Pokemon...I would.

Nuke Japan! No more anime-crap!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-17 04:28am

fgalkin wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:After the amount of time they forced out of us in some way(believe me I truly detest how much my cousins used to bother me about going to Pokemon movies...now it's Yu-Gi-Oh...please something kill me)

I fI could find someway to eradicate Pokemon...I would.
Nuke Japan! No more anime-crap!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

You dare to blaspheme anime, the greatest achievement of human culture?

DIE INFIDEL

Neko_Oni · Post by **Neko_Oni** » 2002-11-17 07:10am

No! Don't Nuke Japan! Anime is good (well some of it).
Anyway I'd like to see Alucard vs. Pokemon

. Yes, I just watched all of Hellsing last night.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-17 09:28am

data_link wrote:The pokemon win, because they are cuter.

Ewwwwwwwww........

Are you brain damaged? (No offense meant)

God is the uber being (I support evultion and I'm not a damn fundie) so he wastes them with a blink of his mighty eyes