wierdest star/st dream

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-07-24 12:38am

It's mostly all of the stories but when I visualised your's, I saw Janeway doing a Lenin type of posture (like Soviet propaganda posters) as she said that...

Just struck me as something hilarious.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-07-24 01:46am

I dreamt I was stuck on voyager .Well before Janeway could get us sent to DS9 the Enterprise A comes through a time warp.she is kidnpped by Kirk for a sex slave and they leave before the Voyager mess even begins.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-24 04:25am

sick

master_yoda · Post by **master_yoda** » 2002-07-24 04:31am

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2002-07-24 05:58am

I had a pretty sad dream once, at first i ddint realize what ship i was aboard but whenever i walked past somebody theyd say stuff like "hey newguy!", and give me a high-five or something. Everything seemed to going well, until.... Cut to end of ANH:SE, when the Death star explodes and the X,Y, and MF fly away,, thats what i got next. Pretty short service time huh?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-27 09:37pm

I had another dream last night.

I dreamt that my my boyfriend was cheating on me. I was eavesdropping on him while he was on a boat, and I discovered that he was going to go skiing with Jonathan Frakes and Wil Weaton, who he was having affairs with.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-27 09:39pm

You should tell your boyfriend that.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-27 09:40pm

No. I don't want to give him any ideas.

Shadowfyre · Post by **Shadowfyre** » 2002-07-28 03:21am

I routinely have dreams where I'm an expert with a lightsaber (that and popping out claws like Wolverine) and engaging in melee combat with several foes - usually people from an annoying bunch of christians I once knew, that satisfyingly end up in several pieces on the ground.

Once I had a dream that I was an actor on DS9. Not a crewman on the station, but an actor on the real life show. Odd.

I had a dream about 7 of 9, but I won't get into the details. I think most here can imagine them.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-28 09:26am

I had a dream once that I was going out with Harry Kim, but then I dumped him for Leonard Nimoy, and he (Nimoy) took me to a CHinese restaurant that William Shatner was working at. WIlliam SHatner told NImoy that I was too young for him, which I was. THen I woke up.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-28 09:30am

And I know I've told you about 4 dreams already, but I remember a lot of my dreams, and they're all in colour! ANd not many of them are ST/SW dreams either.

So pplease don't think that I'm making all this up.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-28 10:24am

Harry Kim is a whimpy little bitch, I totally would of nailed 7 of 9.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-28 10:33am

Harry Kim is the only thing justifying Voyager's existence.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-28 11:27am

Harry Kim?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-29 08:06am

Harry Kim. He's in VOyager. Best looking guy in Starfleet.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-29 08:14am

Are you trying to tell us that the existence of Harry Kim somehow justifies the existence of Voyager? Not even Seven of Nine's anatomy justifies the existence of Voyager! Nothing in the universe justifies
the existence of Voyager!

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-29 08:15am

Only some scenes.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-30 12:39pm

Harry Kim, are you sure thats your final answer, He's so soooo... annoying

Besides he doesn't really have much competition does he?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-31 01:17am

I'd have to use a coin to choose between Harry Kim and Han Solo on the basis of looks alone. But that's just me.

Of course, on "cool factor", Harry Kim wouldn't even get a look in.

And he doesn't come anywhere near to justifying the existence of Janeway. COuld they have found a worse captain??????

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-07-31 01:58am

I can only very faintly remember any Star Wars or Star Trek dreams, but I've had several vivid War of the Worlds nightmares (the movie from the 50's, not the novel or radio drama). The last one I remember we were at my godfather's house in North Jersey and we heard about the Martian invasion and I looked outside and could see one of the war machines coming towards us. Strangely, I remembered that they couldn't be hurt (they had impenetrable force fields in the movie), but not that the Martians were destined to die of common bacterial infections.

Incedentally, at the time I had the dream I hadn't seen my godfather's family in 10 years. I had a 3 year old godsister the last time we went to their house. We finally met again recently and I saw she'd grown up into an un-fucking-believable hottie. Damn my mother's childish feud with my godfather's wife! We could have had one of those growing-up-together close-friends-turned-people-who-have-sex-a-whole-lot-but-realize-they're-like-brother-and-sister-and-it's-just-too-weird-but-end-up-boffing-each-other-occasionally-when-Life's-Pressures-seem-too-great relationships. Or maybe not. Probably not, considering she's a hottie and I'm a pudgy geek who writes messages on Star Wars bullitin boards at 1:57 in the morning. What in the world does any of this have to do with the subject of this thread? It's late and I'm tired.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-31 06:10am

Incedentally, at the time I had the dream I hadn't seen my godfather's family in 10 years. I had a 3 year old godsister the last time we went to their house. We finally met again recently and I saw she'd grown up into an un-fucking-believable hottie. Damn my mother's childish feud with my godfather's wife! We could have had one of those growing-up-together close-friends-turned-people-who-have-sex-a-whole-lot-but-realize-they're-like-brother-and-sister-and-it's-just-too-weird-but-end-up-boffing-each-other-occasionally-when-Life's-Pressures-seem-too-great relationships. Or maybe not. Probably not, considering she's a hottie and I'm a pudgy geek who writes messages on Star Wars bullitin boards at 1:57 in the morning. What in the world does any of this have to do with the subject of this thread? It's late and I'm tired.

I have a problem like that with my cousins. My mum will be in the shop talking to some lady, and there'll be a sexy guy sitting next to them. I go "ooh! mum has a friend with a sexy son!" So I go up and My mum says "Hi Alison, this is your second cousin...."

Admiral Griffith · Post by **Admiral Griffith** » 2002-07-31 09:52am

I'm on an ISD, talking to Picard on his new Enterprise. He tells me to surrender my ship, or be destroyed. My ship attacks, and disables just about everything on them except for communications and backup power. I send a message to them: "Old fool. Only now, at the end do you understand!" and then my HTLs fire and the Enterprise is lost with all hands. Then a hologram of a Starfleet admiral pops up, tells me she outranks me and relieves me of duty for destroying a Starfleet vessel. Guess i must have been playing a little too much Bridge Commander.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-07-31 10:02am

I'm commanding an ISD, I say "FIRE TURBOLASERS!" to kill a fed ship, the captain says "turboLASERS? They won't even penetrate our navigational-"

Boom.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-07-31 11:41am

I have a problem like that with my cousins. My mum will be in the shop talking to some lady, and there'll be a sexy guy sitting next to them. I go "ooh! mum has a friend with a sexy son!" So I go up and My mum says "Hi Alison, this is your second cousin...."

My family is full of attractive cousins too. Fortunately, we're an Italian-American family, so everybody knows who everybody else is and EXACTLY how they're related, right back to when the great-grandparents got off the boat, and have known this since they were at least five years old. So there's no accidentily lusting after a blood relative, though you're still left wondering things like "Is it okay to occasionally look?" at family reunions where it's 95 degrees out, the cousin in question is only a second or third cousin, and she's dressed for the weather. I solve this conondrum by drinking beer with the old men telling war stories. Now that I think about it, that's my solution to most of life's problems.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-31 11:53am

In Germany, it's only forbidden to marry in a direct line, ie your brothers and sisters, parents, children, grandparents and so on, but it'sallowed to marry your cousins!