The Official Episode III spoiler thread

Manus Celer Dei · Post by **Manus Celer Dei** » 2005-04-04 12:40pm

NecronLord wrote:

As in, an enemy will get up to twenty potentially killing strikes from his lightsabers in a single second.[/quote]
That's nasty. Suddenly, I become much more interested in the Greivous/Obi-Wan fight. GIANT LIGHTSABER BLENDER!

Spare.

Well, that's depressing. You got me excited for a moment there.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2005-04-04 12:41pm

Manus Celer Dei wrote: That's nasty. Suddenly, I become much more interested in the Greivous/Obi-Wan fight. GIANT LIGHTSABER BLENDER!

Think that's bad? Obi-Wan blocks them all...

Meest · Post by **Meest** » 2005-04-04 05:10pm

VT-16 wrote:I think it was Lucas who said that, in the suit he´s slightly weaker than Palpatine, while before the suit he was more powerful than him. This apparently annoys Palpatine, since he wanted a strong apprentice that would lead the Empire after his death and continue the Sith legacy. (Or so I read somewhere...)

In the illustrated screenplay Sidious tells Yoda that Vader would become more powerfull than both of them. I always wondered if Sidious wanted that Anakin or a weaker one to control better. Just seems too unselfish of Sidious.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2005-04-04 07:57pm

Meest wrote: In the illustrated screenplay Sidious tells Yoda that Vader would become more powerfull than both of them. I always wondered if Sidious wanted that Anakin or a weaker one to control better. Just seems too unselfish of Sidious.

Well, he is a Sith, and at this point he knows nothing about acheiving immortality, so he wants a damn good apprentice to carry on the line. And the living personification of the Force is a pretty good choice, no?

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-04-07 05:00am

Baron Papanoida himself:

+http://img178.exs.cx/img178/3713/baronpapanoida7wx.jpg

The Original Nex · Post by **The Original Nex** » 2005-04-07 04:44pm

VT-16 wrote:Baron Papanoida himself:

+http://img178.exs.cx/img178/3713/baronpapanoida7wx.jpg

He's blue

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2005-04-07 05:12pm

The Original Nex wrote:
VT-16 wrote:Baron Papanoida himself:

+http://img178.exs.cx/img178/3713/baronpapanoida7wx.jpg

He's blue

If someone says Chiss, I'm gonna...ah, forget it.

The Original Nex · Post by **The Original Nex** » 2005-04-07 05:16pm

JME2 wrote:
The Original Nex wrote:
VT-16 wrote:Baron Papanoida himself:

+http://img178.exs.cx/img178/3713/baronpapanoida7wx.jpg

He's blue
If someone says Chiss, I'm gonna...ah, forget it.

A chubby Chiss with facial hair. . .I may never look at the Chiss the same again.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 06:16pm

He's not a Chiss.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-04-07 07:48pm

Sorry if I missed something, but who the Frak is Baron Papanoid?

Firefox · Post by **Firefox** » 2005-04-07 07:49pm

George Lucas' cameo, apparently.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 08:03pm

The Script is now at MF.com...

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-04-07 08:09pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The Script is now at MF.com...

Well, thier goes thier Bandwidth again! ((insert sound of computer crashing here))

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2005-04-07 08:16pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:The Script is now at MF.com...

Wasn't it already leaked (the illustrated script)? Are there any differences between the two?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 08:19pm

Somebody used an OCR (optical character recognition) to scan and convert a print out of the PDF into text, then posted it.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2005-04-07 08:24pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Somebody used an OCR (optical character recognition) to scan and convert a print out of the PDF into text, then posted it.

Yep you're right, no it's time for a rant that I didn't make the first time I read it;

JAR-JAR BINKS WWWWHHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

Why George, why?

Why the fuck have this fucking turd ass stain in THREE of the God damed movies? Why the fuck did you feel fucking obliged to fucking write him in?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

EDIT :: Oh yeah, another thing;

*Does the dance of joy*

Obi-Wan is the mack-daddy of SW, Obi-Wan is the mack daddy of SW! (Obi-Wan vs Grevious, I'm still un-spoiled on the Obi-Wan vs Vader duel)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 08:29pm

Oh, shut the hell up.

I've only read parts of it myself, but I don't think Jar Jar really does anything.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-04-07 08:30pm

So... It's true, JarJar WILL be in #3? So, HOW DOES HE DIE

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2005-04-07 08:30pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Oh, shut the hell up.

I've only read parts of it myself, but I don't think Jar Jar really does anything.

Who cares? He's there, that's enough.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 08:32pm

Crossroads Inc. wrote:So... It's true, JarJar WILL be in #3? So, HOW DOES HE DIE

He doesn't. It was confirmed months ago that Jar Jar isn't killed.

I don't really care. The bastard never bothered me that much at all.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 08:37pm

One thing to keep in mind is that this of course still has everything, including scenes that have been cut or otherwise revised. It's just a copy, afterall.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 09:43pm

I really hope that Scene 81, where the senators meet to discuss the state of the Republic hasn't been cut from the final version of the film. Lucas' oldest daughter, Amanda, actually has a line during it.

Cej4096 · Post by **Cej4096** » 2005-04-07 10:41pm

The Original Nex wrote: He's blue

Was I the only one who thought of Papa Smurf when I heard the name Baron Papanoida?

And this was honestly before we learned he would be blue.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2005-04-07 11:00pm

Kl-ADI-MUNDI: We have surveyed all systems in the Republic, and have found no sign of General Grievous.

That's is some logistical achievement there.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-07 11:57pm

Hmm, it seems that Stover most definately embellished the dialogue for the novelisation. In the script, Anakin doesn't say a single word while eliminating the Seperatist leaders.