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Two new admirals at Star Fleet

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Q puts Cheech and Chong in charge of Star Fleet for some amusement. What would happen?
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Hopefully we would get to see nudity on UPN.

Also, their flagship would be called the USS EAST LA
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The average IQ in Star Fleet command would go up by 50 points.
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paladin wrote:Q puts Cheech and Chong in charge of Star Fleet for some amusement. What would happen?
I thought those two had been part of Starfleet for a long time?

Of course most people know them by their new names, Berman & Braga. :D
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It would be stoner paradise

The feds would be wussier still

But stoned "This is good shit man!"
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Mike_6002 wrote:It would be stoner paradise

The feds would be wussier still

But stoned "This is good shit man!"
Actually, they'd get away with the diplomacy all the time crap. Just offer to light up with the aliens! Mellow 'em right out.:mrgreen:
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The ships would leave vaportrails of weed smoke wherever they go causing planetwide highs.
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Is omehow see a distinct imporvement in Starfleet command's intelligence levels.
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paladin wrote:Q puts Cheech and Chong in charge of Star Fleet for some amusement. What would happen?
Who are those???
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Man I wonder what Tribble shit would taste like?


how come the transporter sequence involves all of this smoke?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
paladin wrote:Q puts Cheech and Chong in charge of Star Fleet for some amusement. What would happen?
Who are those???
Cheech Marin and some other guy who are always on pot. They were in several movies and one old-movies review parody.
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Starfleet's leadership quality may finally surpass that of the more primitive apes.
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