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I'm corious what does it need to join the brotherhood
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Ask David for permission. PM Kelly or Verilon for references.

Then you must pass through the blood ritual.

And then comes the final test, were you are thrown naked and butter covered to the middle of an African giant Ants colony. If you manage to eat at least one hundred of them, you're in the brotherhood.
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you´re austrian. you cant join! :P
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salm wrote:you´re austrian. you cant join! :P
:P That's cold LOL
BTW I like that Naboo Brew thingy ya got Lex...
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that one is my 2nd favourite
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Lex wrote:I'm corious what does it need to join the brotherhood
You have to pass our new initiation tests of worthiness. Please take a number and stand in line behind the other brotherhood candidates. :D
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ok, i sent him a message
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The BOTM reminds me of the cult that grew around Tyler Durdon. When this board first started there were a handful of members...now they're EVERYWHERE. I'm afraid to order New England Clam chowder in this place...*Eric Cartman voice* BAd monkies..BAD. *end of Eric Cartman voice*
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Yes, yes we are everywhere, and actually nowhere. Well their is the Uber Secret Bunker...
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
salm wrote:you´re austrian. you cant join! :P
:P That's cold LOL
BTW I like that Naboo Brew thingy ya got Lex...
it´s an austrian/german thing. you wouldnt understand. :P
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actually it's more like Gösser than like Löwenbräu or Paulaner...well, actually it's Naboo Brew!
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Away for about 2 months and what do I come to find? Nearly everyone on the board is part of the brotherhood of the monkey using it to make the strong get stronger and the weak get weaker. Post count wise that is
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ArmorPierce wrote:Away for about 2 months and what do I come to find? Nearly everyone on the board is part of the brotherhood of the monkey using it to make the strong get stronger and the weak get weaker. Post count wise that is
SILENCE, FOOL. YOU'LL GIVE AWAY OUR PLAN!!!
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ArmorPierce wrote:Away for about 2 months and what do I come to find? Nearly everyone on the board is part of the brotherhood of the monkey using it to make the strong get stronger and the weak get weaker. Post count wise that is
SILENCE, FOOL. YOU'LL GIVE AWAY OUR PLAN!!!
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IG-88E wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Away for about 2 months and what do I come to find? Nearly everyone on the board is part of the brotherhood of the monkey using it to make the strong get stronger and the weak get weaker. Post count wise that is
SILENCE, FOOL. YOU'LL GIVE AWAY OUR PLAN!!!
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Colonel Olrik wrote:Ask David for permission. PM Kelly or Verilon for references.
*wonders if secondary mod powers may be in there anywhere....?*
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Does that mean that you always have to ask to get in? The Brotherhood doesn't go around recruiting at all?

I don't know David; I don't want to ask him for a favour if I don't know him...
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Zaia wrote:Does that mean that you always have to ask to get in? The Brotherhood doesn't go around recruiting at all?
*nodnod* Yes, one must ask.....but for oyu I'll make a special exception. ;)
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verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Does that mean that you always have to ask to get in? The Brotherhood doesn't go around recruiting at all?
*nodnod* Yes, one must ask.....but for oyu I'll make a special exception. ;)
*big smile* Really?! Or are you just teasin' me.... *suspicious look*
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Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Does that mean that you always have to ask to get in? The Brotherhood doesn't go around recruiting at all?
*nodnod* Yes, one must ask.....but for oyu I'll make a special exception. ;)
*big smile* Really?! Or are you just teasin' me.... *suspicious look*
Nope...the request's already in the outbox. :mrgreen:
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verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:*big smile* Really?! Or are you just teasin' me.... *suspicious look*
Nope...the request's already in the outbox. :mrgreen:
Really?! *HUG* Thank you so much, sweetie!!! That is awesome! *kisses cheek* Vous êtes la personne la plus fabuleuse à vivre jamais et je t'aime! Merci tellement!
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Excellent....



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Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:*big smile* Really?! Or are you just teasin' me.... *suspicious look*
Nope...the request's already in the outbox. :mrgreen:
Really?! *HUG* Thank you so much, sweetie!!! That is awesome! *kisses cheek* Vous êtes la personne la plus fabuleuse à vivre jamais et je t'aime! Merci tellement!
I got: You are the most fabulous person to ever live. Many thanks.

Is that right? I dunno French, so I couldnt say for sure.
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