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with some facial hair, I could be a fantasy hero!(and about a fifty pounds of muscle)

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My best side. And no, those aren't side burns, those are mah bangs attackin' the sides of mah face.

while I may be getting all your hopes up with this human charade, I am actually a weener dog in a person suit. Thats right. Weener dog. Some get me a milk bone.
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Inspired by something Stravo said...here's me tied up on a desk:

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I know how to inline my pics!

picture of me joking arround with my friend ricky in a restaurant in Brazil, yeah I'm the crazed demonic looking one.
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Damn that's good. I hang out with a couple guys who do drag, so I've kind of developed an eye for it. But damn, you threw off my radar!!
Anyway.. this is me, might want to turn your head so you don't barf all over your monitor.
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DO NOT COMMENT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PHOTOS UNLESS YOUR POST CONTAINS A PHOTO OF YOURSELF AS WELL. THIS THREAD IS FOR PHOTOS ONLY, NOT COMMENTARY.
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Ooh, the thread's been resurrected, mught as well jump in.

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From 2001. This is the best I've been able to tweak this picture, and IMO it still sucks (the source material itself is bad).

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From this past Christmas season up at Big Bear, CA.

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See, I can move like the Agents too! ;)
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Ah, what the hell.

Its been a while since I've done this, and the camera was just lying there, so I took a few shots. You can tell I'm on vacation, since I'm too lazy to shave this morning. :P

First, with glasses:

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And now, without:

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And now I'm allowed to comment: Rye, in that last picture, you looked competely like a chick (and not too bad at that). I hadn't seen one of your pics in a while, so at first I thought it was some new female, and then I saw it was you. I think I'm still shaking from that. :P

Also, I make fun of some people (ie HDS) for not smiling in their pictures, but... yeah, I don't do much of that either. Sorry. :oops:
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Once again, Rye continues to scare me by being too damn convincing... that's a compliment, I think - anyway, was checking to make sure el kilterairos still fitted, so thought I'd post a piccie - not the best piccie of me ever taken by a long way, but there we go.

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Not sure what's with the white border, this is the family computer and graphics software aint what it used to be - I remember when all this was raster.
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It;s that timew again, for the man of mystery, that --

Eh, I'll shut up now and just post it. 8)

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To prove to you all that I'm completely innocent and nice, and not evil at all, I'll post a picture of myself.

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The following take place along a finger lake in New York I can't be bothered to remember how to spell at a small family picnic last year. They chronical the (hardly) fascinating failed effort on my sister's part to capture a nice, decent photo of me before I left to college.

Me (unawares) chewing a twig...
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Me laughing after thinking about what the above might have looked like. Of course she had just taken another picture... (and yes my teeth are that yellow, I think my enamel is yellow.) While I don't think it is all that bad or anything, the inclusion of the tongue (I was spitting out the twig while laughing) makes it poor for a nice framed picture if you know what I'm getting at.
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Then my sister insisted I pose looking normal, no chewing twigs or anything. So I did. Of course it had to be blurry...
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So she got me to pose one more time, which came out better but is kind of weird and creeps me out just the slightest bit. Oh well, I suppose I am simply not very photogenic. Or maybe my sister simply had bad luck that day. I don't know.
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I could have simply not bothered, but I felt sharing this eventfull story would richen the lives of all who see this post. The fact I have few pictures of myself in any format besides these wouldn't have anything to do with anything. Really.

(crosses fingers and hopes the hosting does not fail...)
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Avalon616 wrote:<snip>
Love the wings.


New one for the LHBC fans.. although I suspect I need to invest in some hair dye again...
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Avalon616 wrote:<snip>
Love the wings.
Thank you!

Here's a better view of them.

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As you can see, I'm in the middle of sucking out my ex-bf's soul through his eyes. (He was dressed as Johnny Damon)
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Me. Glowing

Taken at some indeterminate point in the past. (I've looked the same for the last 5 years, really)

Demonstrating my vast stature, my eerie glow, scary eyes and nifty t-shirt.
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I needed a Shave.
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Wow it's alive again... took me long enough to notice :oops:
Anyway since I haven't posted a pic in a while and I just got new glasses I said why the hell not... Image

and then there's this one...
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and... Image


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Lovely. Both you and the little ones.
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Batman wrote:@Mrs Kendall:
Lovely. Both you and the little ones.
Cpl Kendall is one lucky bugger.
How do you guys STILL MISS THIS?! IT'S EVEN ON THIS PAGE!
Zaia wrote:DO NOT COMMENT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PHOTOS UNLESS YOUR POST CONTAINS A PHOTO OF YOURSELF AS WELL. THIS THREAD IS FOR PHOTOS ONLY, NOT COMMENTARY.
I'm glad you complimented Mrs K because she needs to hear how beautiful she is as often as possible, but this is like the 10th time in the past week I've come to this thread to find posts with no pictures. Next time y'all feel like complimenting, SEND A PM!

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Taken tonight on the way home from the Pub, gotta love 24 hour Petrol stations...

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I need a picture that shows my hair better. Hm.
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I R Lt. Dan!!!

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That is me at the Scarborough Renaissance Faire, flying a Lanner Faclon at one of the shows.

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