My Plan to Invade Iraq...

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You know that pic of Michael Jackson's nose? Full-body nudie pics of him, with the entire body like that. Millions of them. If that isn't truly evil, I dunno what is....

That's it?

Full-body nudie pics of him, with the entire body like that. YOu don't think millions of pics of that is EVIL!? *sends data_link to Iraq*

*boson jumps back to US*

Evil, yes, but I can withstand seeing millions of pics of Jar-Jar in the nude, so your attack does nothing.

[haas mark]

That's it?

Full-body nudie pics of him, with the entire body like that. YOu don't think millions of pics of that is EVIL!? *sends data_link to Iraq*

*boson jumps back to US*

Evil, yes, but I can withstand seeing millions of pics of Jar-Jar in the nude, so your attack does nothing.

MJ isn't worse than Jar-Jar...? Hrm.......must find something truly evil....

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Truly evil, eh? Think of that 94-year-old woman that posed for Penthouse.

[jegs2]

...is simple. We will dispatch one frigate and one Apache helicopter.

This, however, will be a special helicopter.

It will hold around 1200 bullets, 32 rockets, and no more than 8 missiles. Although it will only have around 30 minutes of fuel, it will be able to pick up random fuel drums and use it as fuel no matter the type of fuel. All rockets will be compatible with it's launchers and it's weapons will never overheat.

First, it will destroy radar systems. Then, power centers, then air fields, then command centers. We'll have it nail any SCUD launchers it can find, along with destroying WMD facilities with a barrage of rockets. POW camps and prisons will be prime targets; the rockets will be specially designed so that a volley will break open a hole in the wall but will not damage any civilians within.

We will set up various landing zones around the perimeter, but ground troops will never be used. Nevertheless, the Apache will have to randomly pick up MIA's who mysteriously managed to stumble into the region.

That is all. Gentlemen, you are dismissed.

Ah, if only life and warfare were so simple...

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Send Pavel.

[Sea Skimmer]

Send Pavel.

I don't think where going to be able to run Iraq out of ammunition.

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Send Pavel.

Now that's just cruel.

[haas mark]

Send Pavel.

Now that's just cruel.

[smug] Exactly. [/smug]