Guys, would you fuck with your daughter's prom date?

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salm wrote:i´d give my daughter a condom and wish the two lots of fun.
You don't have kids do you?
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Stormbringer wrote:
salm wrote:i´d give my daughter a condom and wish the two lots of fun.
You don't have kids do you?
hehe, no, but why would i want to keep my daughter from having fun?
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salm wrote:
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salm wrote:i´d give my daughter a condom and wish the two lots of fun.
You don't have kids do you?
hehe, no, but why would i want to keep my daughter from having fun?
Trust me, once you've got a kid to worry about that'd change.
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maybe. probably only if i thought that sex was a bad/amoral thing. since i think it´s the best thing in the universe i wouldnt deny her access to this type of fun.
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aerius wrote:Found another one...girl with machine gun

http://www.vampiregerbil.com/family/family29.jpg
I'd hit it.
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aerius wrote:Found another one...girl with machine gun

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What yall thought? That I was going str8? :P Not me...........
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
aerius wrote:Found another one...girl with machine gun

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What yall thought? That I was going str8? :P Not me...........
your avatar is PINK quake III symbol! :lol:
i´m quite sure that absolutely no one thought you´d go str8, m8 (stupid rhyme intended).
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XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:Found another one...girl with machine gun

http://www.vampiregerbil.com/family/family29.jpg
I'd hit it.
Also, notice the positioning of her finger. That picture suddenly became much hotter.
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salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
aerius wrote:Found another one...girl with machine gun

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Gimme that...........................................................................

















Gun!



What yall thought? That I was going str8? :P Not me...........
your avatar is PINK quake III symbol! :lol:
i´m quite sure that absolutely no one thought you´d go str8, m8 (stupid rhyme intended).
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!! If you see this: Image
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that's me... :D
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Good thing I wear a set of #12 welding goggles for occasions like this... :D
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That's just sick...

If my daughter brought her date from the prom over, I wouldn't have with him! Instead, I'd be rude and insulting toward him, and embarras my daughter.
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uargh! that´s just disgusting, einhänder! :lol:
If my daughter brought her date from the prom over, I wouldn't have with him! Instead, I'd be rude and insulting toward him, and embarras my daughter.
i´d have a beer with them and try to get to know him and if i can trust him.
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One question Durandal: What's your hometown? Just wondering...
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Darth Wong wrote:Questions like that remind me of why I'm glad to have two sons.
Amen Wong. Fathers have a long memory of their batchlor antics. I'm convinced the average father (with respect to his daughter) is a paranoid schitzophrenic.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Gimme that...........................................................................

















Gun!



What yall thought? That I was going str8? :P Not me...........
your avatar is PINK quake III symbol! :lol:
i´m quite sure that absolutely no one thought you´d go str8, m8 (stupid rhyme intended).
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!! If you see this: Image
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that's me... :D

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ArmorPierce wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
salm wrote: your avatar is PINK quake III symbol! :lol:
i´m quite sure that absolutely no one thought you´d go str8, m8 (stupid rhyme intended).
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!! If you see this: Image
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that's me... :D

MY EYES MY EYES THEY BURN
My eyes they burn, the goggles do nothing!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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At least have the deceny to snip them, damnit!
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ArmorPierce wrote: MY EYES MY EYES THEY BURN
#12 arc welding goggles I tell you, they've saved my eyes more times than I can count. Don't use the #3 brazing goggles, those ones do nothing for your eyes when these images come up. :D
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Newtonian Fury wrote:One question Durandal: What's your hometown? Just wondering...
My home town is Bartlett, IL. Right now, I'm at Illinois State University in Bloomington-Normal.
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*Falls over from the horror* Einhander you bastard. :P
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Hmmm...we must do something about all these cheap goggles that you guys insist on wearing...see my previous post in this thread.
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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