Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You the American Empire

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-17 05:36pm

http://www.sundayherald.com/27735

This is being touted on the PCGAMER UK forums as futher proof that the US is the incarnation of All Bad Things.

Yeah, right, say I - a top secret document was 'discovered' by a British newspaper. Uh huh.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-17 05:38pm

Cyril wrote:http://www.sundayherald.com/27735

This is being touted on the PCGAME UK forums as futher proof that the US is the incarnation of All Bad Things.

Yeah, right, say I - a top secret document was 'discovered' by a British newspaper. Uh huh.

...and the news is...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-11-17 05:40pm

This is a parody site right?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-17 05:40pm

I doubt Jeb Bush was involved...he wouldn't understand half the quotes.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-17 05:41pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:This is a parody site right?

I really rfucking hope so. If not I fear for the human race.......

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-17 05:44pm

No. This is, as I understand it, a British newspaper.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-17 05:47pm

Cyril wrote:No. This is, as I understand it, a British newspaper.

Now that's frightening. Some of that shit is clearly bull crap right from the start. It's got to be the equivalent of the National Enquierer or something.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-17 05:49pm

bleh how exactly did this "secret document" get into the hands of a British newspaper?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-11-17 05:50pm

They claim that a "global Pax Americana" is proof of wanting an American Empire, despite the fact that "pax" means "peace"?

Dumbshits.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-17 05:56pm

Oh, yes this newspaper managed too gain super goverment access.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-11-17 05:57pm

Cyril wrote:No. This is, as I understand it, a British newspaper.

Ah, that explains it.

Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2002-11-17 06:01pm

l calls for the creation of 'US Space Forces', to dominate space, and the total control of cyberspace to prevent 'enemies' using the internet against the US;

As soon as I read this part I was 100% positive that the "secret blueprint" was crap.

Come on! "US Space Forces"!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-11-17 06:16pm

Can we say 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' or the 'Tanaka Memorial'?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-17 06:22pm

Hold the Phone!(Literly) You mean Bush has progressed Beyond learning how to type in the number on the Keypad is acutal onto the computer in learning how to use Tools?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-17 06:22pm

Temjin wrote:Come on! "US Space Forces"!

Of course, ArmorPierce's Special Space Force already owns all of space over Earth. Ridiculous to think that a puny entitity like the United States can take it away from us.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-17 06:24pm

Temjin wrote:
l calls for the creation of 'US Space Forces', to dominate space, and the total control of cyberspace to prevent 'enemies' using the internet against the US;
As soon as I read this part I was 100% positive that the "secret blueprint" was crap.

Come on! "US Space Forces"!

Actually, that's not complete bullshit. There have been proposals for research into space-based weapons systems and anti-sattelite vehicles based on the "necessity" of space domination in future wars. The main argument against these proposals has been that space isn't a theater of war yet and there is no reason to make it one when it will take years for the research to yeild anything and in the meantime it's just going to piss everyone else off. While none of these proposals has been approved so far, at least, not to my knowledge, I worry about the possibilty that Bush will actively support such research in the future, given his past history.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-17 06:28pm

don't forget that they would also have to get rid of the ASSF

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-17 06:28pm

And meanwhile, the US economy still hasn't recovered from its reccesion.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-17 06:32pm

And meanwhile, the US economy still hasn't recovered from its reccesion.

Acutal we did, By Strait Up Defintions we were out of the reccesion for two months now

We got Hammer Hard but no Duuh, How exactly was Yahoo Stock worth 251$ a Share and people wonder why the Market Fell so much...

Things have setttled down and this is the second month of recored Growth we've had now, We are out of the worst of it(Failing of Course Nuclear Holocaust or an insanly bad Holiday Season)

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-17 06:36pm

A British newpaper, eh? Credibility-wise, this seems somewhere between the National Enquirer and the Weekly World News...

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-17 06:38pm

Why does everyone here hate the Brits?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-17 06:41pm

data_link wrote:Why does everyone here hate the Brits?

I don't think they do. They hate the frogs. The reasons for that are, to me, a bit unclear. Other than they have made losing wars an art.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-17 06:42pm

data_link wrote:Why does everyone here hate the Brits?

We don't, we just hate their tabloids. Respectable British newspapers, whose names end in words like "Times" or "Post", are fine.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-11-17 06:52pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
data_link wrote:Why does everyone here hate the Brits?
I don't think they do. They hate the frogs. The reasons for that are, to me, a bit unclear. Other than they have made losing wars an art.

The no bathing and shaving

The Superior attitude and inferior aptitude

general asshole-ishness

Quebec

So many reasons to hate the french and so little webspace.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-17 07:03pm

Stormbringer wrote: The no bathing and shaving

The Superior attitude and inferior aptitude

general asshole-ishness

Quebec

Teh eh eh.

The way they treat their bread.
Their bashing of the english language.
The stupid man with a ludicrous moustach who attacked McDonalds.
The parasitical agriculture.
The one helix missing, disfunctional, but otherwise state of the art carrier.
They eat frogs.
Napoleon.

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