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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:= Straha
Where the hell's the castration picture?!

And I'm not sure how I'd take that if I were Durandal...
do you really want me to post a pic of a severed dick? :lol: I'm sure i could get one from Frank if you really want....
Severed or no, make sure it's 9 :shock: inches long for accuracy. :wink:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Zaia wrote: Where the hell's the castration picture?!

And I'm not sure how I'd take that if I were Durandal...
do you really want me to post a pic of a severed dick? :lol: I'm sure i could get one from Frank if you really want....
Severed or no, make sure it's 9 :shock: inches long for accuracy. :wink:
??? What does 9 inches have to do with Straha?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Matt Huang wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote: do you really want me to post a pic of a severed dick? :lol: I'm sure i could get one from Frank if you really want....
Severed or no, make sure it's 9 :shock: inches long for accuracy. :wink:
??? What does 9 inches have to do with Straha?
Same reason 8 inches has to do with me. :P
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Darth Raptor wrote:We're not that one-dimensional, are we? :shock:
Yes, we are. Or at least, you are. :P
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I love that coffee pic....
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I want it on record that I am definitely two-dimensional.
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Batman wrote:I want it on record that I am definitely two-dimensional.
@Crackpot:Hilarious! DO go on!!!
your a comic book character

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Post by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman »

PS: the engineer in the picture above is a civil engineer instead of mechanical engineer, but I think it's probably better to depict the "common looks" (layman's stereotype?) of an engineer with a picture of someone wearing a helmet, looks very occupied, and his paperworks/blue prints sprawling on the desk!
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Post by Shinova »

Hmmmmm.....


KAN, please don't be too offended when I say that it just doesn't have the same.......impact as Crackpot's. :P
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Shinova wrote:Hmmmmm.....


KAN, please don't be too offended when I say that it just doesn't have the same.......impact as Crackpot's. :P
Well I really could post THIS to be more accurately depict anal sex, but that would be NSFW.... :P

Anyway, I wonder what pics would be most accurate for Robert Walper... :twisted:
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Mmm...pie... Glorious pie...

I mean, VF5SS. Dammit, had to look up his name.
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Were is Zor in this?

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Where's Nitram's? :twisted:
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LadyTevar wrote:Where's Nitram's? :twisted:
His avatar about sums it up.
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LadyTevar wrote:Where's Nitram's? :twisted:

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Wow, he even got my weasal-trousering hobby into it!

And I get the crazy linguist-socialist! Yay!
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*DIES LAUGHING*

I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
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LadyTevar wrote:*DIES LAUGHING*

I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
Oh, no no no, the weasel is what makes it! :lol:
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LadyTevar wrote:*DIES LAUGHING*

I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
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edit: how the fuck does one pluralise mongoose anyway?
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I belive it's mongoose. Just like deer or sheep.
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I bet you can't do me without involving Vodka in any way. :P

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Zor wrote:Were is Zor in this?

Zor
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