Short skirts vs. Tight Jeans (Pic heavy)(NSFW)

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-04-14 11:23pm

The eternal question...

Evidence as follows:

Short skirts:

Tight jeans:

Further contributions to the debate are not only welcomed, but demanded.

For those who have less sense than usual, this is definitely not safe for work. --Beo

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-04-14 11:27pm

Why not tight jean shorts?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-04-14 11:30pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Why not tight jean shorts?

Let's not get too complicated here... I'd say they count towards a vote for tight jeans (which can be long and short).

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-04-14 11:30pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Why not tight jean shorts?

Indecisive weenie.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-04-14 11:38pm

*Head explodes*

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-04-14 11:39pm

Skirts. I'm a leg man.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2005-04-14 11:43pm

What? No tight jean skirts?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-04-14 11:46pm

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:What? No tight jean skirts?

Look, if you want to offer an alternative, you contribute imagery.

This is SDnet. Visuals trump dialogue.

Besides, I went to grueling labor to extract these images for you people. You may not be aware of it, but the 'net is awash with, well, pornography, and I had to...

I had to...

I had to turn Google safesearch on.

I feel so dirty now.

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-04-14 11:46pm

Captain Cyran wrote:*Head explodes*

Which one?

I went with jeans, although it was a close call.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-04-14 11:48pm

Petrosjko wrote:Look, if you want to offer an alternative, you contribute imagery.

This is SDnet. Visuals trump dialogue.

Besides, I went to grueling labor to extract these images for you people. You may not be aware of it, but the 'net is awash with, well, pornography, and I had to...

I had to...

I had to turn Google safesearch on.

I feel so dirty now.

Get out of my sight... take a shower, I can see the nastiness pouring off of you.

As for what I picked, I haven't yet. Both are just... so good.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2005-04-14 11:50pm

Skirts. Jeans show you the shape of the leg, but short skirts let you see the leg itself.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-04-14 11:52pm

Alright, I picked. What I did, I'm not going to say. Just to spite you all! Bwahaha!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-04-15 12:11am

I love Jessie Capelli.

This one has got to be put in the 'impractical female armour' thread in FAN...

For those who voted 'jeans'... it's hard to find pornstars wearing clothes, and this is all I've come across thus far...

Short dress instead of skirt...

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-04-15 12:38am

Petrosjko wrote:
SpacedTeddyBear wrote:What? No tight jean skirts?
Look, if you want to offer an alternative, you contribute imagery.

This is SDnet. Visuals trump dialogue.

Besides, I went to grueling labor to extract these images for you people. You may not be aware of it, but the 'net is awash with, well, pornography, and I had to...

I had to...

I had to turn Google safesearch on.

I feel so dirty now.

You.....you did the image with safesearch.....on?

I thought I knew you....

I...
I feel so disillusioned now....I mean...after all this time...

how could you? What does this mean!?!?

Your no longer the man I knew!!

And now..I present my evidence, as required...to prove the superiority of short skirts over tight jeans....

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-04-15 12:41am

as much as I love tight jeans, you can't just flip up the jeans and take whats underneath right there and then.

*looks back at everyone while saving pictures to hard drive*

What? What the fuck are y'all looking at!

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-04-15 12:45am

DarkSilver wrote:You.....you did the image with safesearch.....on?

I thought I knew you....

I...
I feel so disillusioned now....I mean...after all this time...

how could you? What does this mean!?!?

Your no longer the man I knew!!.

Don't you DARE look down on me. I did what I did for the board! I took one for the team! I deprived myself of boobies for the good of all!

I don't answer to you or anyone else!

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-04-15 12:50am

Petrosjko wrote:
DarkSilver wrote:*snip*
Don't you DARE look down on me. I did what I did for the board! I took one for the team! I deprived myself of boobies for the good of all!

I don't answer to you or anyone else!

[Jack Nicholson mode]
You didn't take one for the team. No one asked you to take one for the team! You did this for yourself! You deprived yourself of the Gods Given Boobies and Porn because YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE BOOBIES AND PORN!

You don't answer to me, you don't have to answer to me....but tell me....Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?

-pulls out a gun, grins widely and full of mirth, and aims it at Petrosjko-
[/Jack Nicholson mode]

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2005-04-15 12:52am

I'm gonna have to go with tight jeans. There are few sights that get me more excited than a gal with a great ass in a pair of jeans that are a size too small.

Short skirts are a close second though.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-04-15 12:53am

Less bullshit, more pics.

Here you go Observer_2000. Something for the tight jeans crowd.

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-04-15 12:56am

yes, more pics...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-04-15 12:59am

Tough one, I guess I'll go with a short skirt. Far more variety contained therein.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-04-15 01:09am

Stofsk wrote:Less bullshit, more pics.

Stofsk, what the hell. You can't even see most of her legs. You're stacking the vote by shoving that huge rack under the "tight jeans" category when in fact that picture has nothing at all to do with her jeans and everything to do with those... magnificent breasts... I...

Your plan has failed! I already voted for skirts before looking at your shameful attempt to stuff the vote box! VICTORY IS MINE! You shall perish in flames! *pulls a Vince Clortho and trips over some boxes while running away*

(I don't suppose that picture is just one of a set, is it?

)

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-04-15 01:13am

More jeans, damnit! (With a couple of jean shorts thrown in just because I can!)

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-04-15 01:23am

Bless you, Z. Bless you.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-04-15 01:25am

Uraniun235 wrote:Your plan has failed! I already voted for skirts before looking at your shameful attempt to stuff the vote box! VICTORY IS MINE! You shall perish in flames! *pulls a Vince Clortho and trips over some boxes while running away*

Heh. Hey man, whoever wins between skirts vs jeans, we ALL win.

(I don't suppose that picture is just one of a set, is it? )

They all are, the trouble is the Ethics Commission will be onto my arse quicker than you can say "NSFW" if I posted the entire set.

Trust me, it was hard finding a 'decent' picture of a girl wearing short skirts and tight jeans. Most pornstars like to disrobe as quickly as possible, for some reason... who'da thunk it?

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