Short skirts vs. Tight Jeans (Pic heavy)(NSFW)

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Short skirts or tight jeans?

Skirts, skirts, SKIIIIIIIIRTS!
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Jeans all the way, tight enough to bounce dimes off of!
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I dunno, I'm indecisive. May I abstain like a weenie?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Short skirts. I'll have to say I'm into legs just a little more than I'm into asses. But both don't hold a candle to the sexiness that is a giant potato sack with holes cut in for the head and arms!
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Short skirts. Tight jeans are for hussies. :P
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Post by Petrosjko »

More jeans-

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For the record, I vote skirts myself, but I'm striving mightily to keep the evidence-balance here, and any fashion which complements the female form gets my stamp of approval.

Edit- Despite the accursed naval piercing, these are tight jeans indeed...

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Petrosjko wrote:More jeans-

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I have almost that exact pair!
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Zaia wrote:I have almost that exact pair!
*salutes*

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Just ignore the delicious breasts, Uraniun. I know they bother you.


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Jeans shorts for a change of pace.

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Petrosjko wrote:Just ignore the delicious breasts, Uraniun. I know they bother you.
On the contrary! Those breasts are an astounding triumph of the human physique. What bothered me was Stofsk's attempt to sway the vote by shifting the focus of this thread from the legs to the breasts.

And I guess it's time to contribute to this thread myself...

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Uraniun235 wrote:On the contrary! Those breasts are an astounding triumph of the human physique. What bothered me was Stofsk's attempt to sway the vote by shifting the focus of this thread from the legs to the breasts.
I voted skirts, actually. :P
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Now, to rehijack my thread...

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It's terrible, having to choose. I am currently favoring jeans, but need more information to make up my mind. I demand more pics! :D
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Imperial Overlord wrote:It's terrible, having to choose. I am currently favoring jeans, but need more information to make up my mind. I demand more pics! :D
With. Pleasure.

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Post by Lord of the Farce »

Definately short skirts. A lot of the allure is what you can almost see, besides what you can see.

... Then again, like certain types of swimwear, some people are (to say the least) simply not aesthetically appealing when wearing skirts - nevermind short skirts.
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::drools over a couple pics of Ein's:: ... ::coughs::

Er, uh, jeans, actually, on me or women. There's just something really fucking sexy about denim.
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Skirts rule. Ever hear of upjeans porn?

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*ouch* as soon as I recover from my surgery enough to not be in horrible pain with every erection, I WILL RETURN TO THIS THREAD!


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Wow...

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Err... sorry about the thread jack folks... Einy's been shot for the attempt. :? :evil:
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Petrosjko wrote:
Imperial Overlord wrote:It's terrible, having to choose. I am currently favoring jeans, but need more information to make up my mind. I demand more pics! :D
With. Pleasure.

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Just curious, where did you get those photo's from? The 80's? Bwaaahaaahaaa :lol:
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No but really I vote for jeans. But I'm a straight woman so my vote may not count... :wink: Hey I still think some women are hot you know.
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Mrs Kendall wrote: Just curious, where did you get those photo's from? The 80's? Bwaaahaaahaaa :lol:
I notice a curious lack of pictures of you in a short skirt to underline the hilarity of those provided by Petro... :P
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

I doubt that will ever happen but I can try and find pics of other girls in short skirts for you and the rest of you guys. :P
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I'm all about a nice ass:

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mmm... I like big butts, and I cannot lie. :wink:
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I officially approve of this thread.
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There's one for you batman!

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Mrs Kendall wrote: There's one for you batman!
Nice. Thank you, ma'am.
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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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