Matt Huang wrote:Starfleet Command III, beta patch.
I'm flying a fully kitted out Scimitar rigged for brute force. My opponent is a mere baseline Saber class starship (and he's the one who attacked me).
One-pass kill doesn't even begin to describe it.
I remember the one game... Think it was starfleet command 1, I was using a klingon drone cruiser, and my oppnent was flying some fed ship.
Anyway, long story short... he didn't have the good sense to drop a wild weasel on the first pass. Twelve type 4 warheads hurt a lot when they impact your front shield more or less simultaneously. I think he found that out the hard way
CS, the Warehouse. I'm playing on the T side, 5-on-5 match. I'm the "new guy," so I cover the air duct with a shotgun and a grenade. I hear a gunshot go off in the duct, chuck the grenade in there, and climb the ladder and shoot two shells. Four kills in two seconds. The fifth guy hadn't heard they were going to rush the duct and walks in the front door, which we have three riflemen covering.
SoulCaliber II. My friend backs off from me at the beginning. I simply run and take out his knees, knocking him off the platform. 1 second victory.
Stanley Hauerwas wrote:[W]hy is it that no one is angry at the inequality of income in this country? I mean, the inequality of income is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Why isn’t that ever an issue of politics? Because you don’t live in a democracy. You live in a plutocracy. Money rules.
AA, on Mountain Ambush I was away from my screen when the game started and came back to find my minimi gunner all on his lonesome and my team set up on point B. I start to move off, see some motion and hide in some trees. The entire enemy team moves within 5 metres of me and I unleash minimi fury from a crouched position. 10 kills in under 2 seconds. Round over. I proclaim my enormous manhood.
LO:MAC - just flying along in my A-10 and some bastard with a MANPADS blows a wing off...
Cal Wright wrote:Two turns on Axis and Allies is fucking quick for the type game it is.
No shit. I couldn't believe it. I didn't think it was possible to be eliminated that fast, and statistically speaking, I shouldn't have been knocked out so fast. The combination of having two enemies throw everything they had at me and bad combat dice rolling was too much for the law of averages to overcome, I guess.
"A country without a Czar is like a village without an idiot."
- Old Russian Saying
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:In DoD on Avalanche, staring down the Allied hill, I took out five Americans lined up with a single K 98 shot. I was floored. A few seconds later, I got cussed at and was accused of being a hacker.
I did that with a railgun twice in a row on Q3WCTF2 (Courtyard Conundrum). Except it was five guys the first shot and three guys the second. Took the ENTIRE enemy team out! That taught 'em RFQ that it's not a good idea to all pour into the enemy base through the upper hallway when a railgunner's camping on the catwalk on the other side of the 'yard...
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I did that with a railgun twice in a row on Q3WCTF2 (Courtyard Conundrum). Except it was five guys the first shot and three guys the second. Took the ENTIRE enemy team out! That taught 'em RFQ that it's not a good idea to all pour into the enemy base through the upper hallway when a railgunner's camping on the catwalk on the other side of the 'yard...
Railgunners and Grenadiers of the world, unite!
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi
"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith
CS: Source. Me and two other CTs got killed in style: A single AWM round through us three. That was the last time we advanced through a hallway in a single file...
Some bosses in Ninja Gaiden (Xbox game, not the ancient NES games) deliver their equivalent of Imperial Smackdown quite efficiently.
"Death before dishonour" they say, but how much dishonour are we talking about exactly? I mean, I can handle a lot. I could fellate a smurf if the alternative was death.
- Dylan Moran
In World of Warcraft yesterday, i was playing with my human pally on my merry way up to Stormwind when the Whored (yes that was the Guilds name) started attacking. At lvl 7 i was next to useless but i started throwing out what little buffs i had and a little healing onto the guards. What i didn't know was that doing that turned on my PVP and some fecking Ork with what looked like a Katana one hit killed me before i knew WTF was happening.
The Dark wrote:SoulCaliber II. My friend backs off from me at the beginning. I simply run and take out his knees, knocking him off the platform. 1 second victory.
I do that all the time. The backing up, I mean. Then I grab my opponent and toss him off.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Halo 2: Sticking a pussy-assed elite in multiplayer with a plasma nade. While his shields are down. Followed by a single Magnum round to the head.
The feeling of pwnage is God-like. Absolutely God-like.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Yet what he creates tends to be total shit. Example: Ode to Spot.
Purely subjective. Believe it or not, there are people who like that poem.
There are people who like to eat shit too. Those people are idiots.- Darth Servo and Bounty.
Simply put, Wanker.
