Severed or no, make sure it's 9 inches long for accuracy.Col. Crackpot wrote:do you really want me to post a pic of a severed dick? I'm sure i could get one from Frank if you really want....Zaia wrote:Where the hell's the castration picture?!Col. Crackpot wrote:= Straha
And I'm not sure how I'd take that if I were Durandal...
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??? What does 9 inches have to do with Straha?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Severed or no, make sure it's 9 inches long for accuracy.Col. Crackpot wrote:do you really want me to post a pic of a severed dick? I'm sure i could get one from Frank if you really want....Zaia wrote: Where the hell's the castration picture?!
And I'm not sure how I'd take that if I were Durandal...
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Same reason 8 inches has to do with me.Matt Huang wrote:??? What does 9 inches have to do with Straha?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Severed or no, make sure it's 9 inches long for accuracy.Col. Crackpot wrote: do you really want me to post a pic of a severed dick? I'm sure i could get one from Frank if you really want....
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your a comic book characterBatman wrote:I want it on record that I am definitely two-dimensional.
@Crackpot:Hilarious! DO go on!!!
of course your 2D!!
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PS: the engineer in the picture above is a civil engineer instead of mechanical engineer, but I think it's probably better to depict the "common looks" (layman's stereotype?) of an engineer with a picture of someone wearing a helmet, looks very occupied, and his paperworks/blue prints sprawling on the desk!
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Well I really could post THIS to be more accurately depict anal sex, but that would be NSFW....Shinova wrote:Hmmmmm.....
KAN, please don't be too offended when I say that it just doesn't have the same.......impact as Crackpot's.
Anyway, I wonder what pics would be most accurate for Robert Walper...
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Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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Wow, he even got my weasal-trousering hobby into it!
And I get the crazy linguist-socialist! Yay!
And I get the crazy linguist-socialist! Yay!
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I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
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Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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Oh, no no no, the weasel is what makes it!LadyTevar wrote:*DIES LAUGHING*
I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
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[snobby artist voice] Yes, i'm quite proud of this work.You see, Eric Idle represets the smart-alec side, the mage is self explanatory, Noam Chomsky the loony policical side, and the rabid mongoose... well that represents Nitram's ever so charming debating style. I think this piece speaks of the noble struggle of the working class struggling to break the bonds of capatalist opression... or maybe i just like Monty Python and pictures of rabid mongooses.LadyTevar wrote:*DIES LAUGHING*
I dont know about the rabid weasel part... but the rest seems about right. LOLOLOLOL!
edit: how the fuck does one pluralise mongoose anyway?
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I belive it's mongoose. Just like deer or sheep.
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