Short skirts vs. Tight Jeans (Pic heavy)(NSFW)

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Short skirts or tight jeans?

Skirts, skirts, SKIIIIIIIIRTS!
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Jeans all the way, tight enough to bounce dimes off of!
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I dunno, I'm indecisive. May I abstain like a weenie?
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

I'm just trying to get the votes up for Tight jeans man :lol:
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Jeans must make a comeback!! C'mon people, you must appreciate this stuff:

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Don't you just want to spank 'em?? :twisted:
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Post by Elheru Aran »

Um, Avalon? Not that we mind and all, in fact I'm rather liking it, but what's up with all the peeping thongs... this *is* a thread about jeans and skirts, not about chicks showin' off their delectable taste in undergarments! :P
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Elheru Aran wrote:Um, Avalon? Not that we mind and all, in fact I'm rather liking it, but what's up with all the peeping thongs... this *is* a thread about jeans and skirts, not about chicks showin' off their delectable taste in undergarments! :P
The thongs are peeping over jeans! It's legit... and sexy.
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Elheru honey, it's very difficult to find good pictures of sexy women in tight jeans other than at sites where most of the pictures are porn. As you can see many of my pictures had thongs in them too. :)
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Post by Lord Pounder »

Skirts are the only option. Is there any thing nicer than lifting up a skirt and working that bootie? Would a catholic school girl look so hot in Levis? I think not.

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Post by Elheru Aran »

Mrs Kendall wrote:Elheru honey, it's very difficult to find good pictures of sexy women in tight jeans other than at sites where most of the pictures are porn. As you can see many of my pictures had thongs in them too. :)
Ah, good point. No worries, then-- continue away! Not that I really minded in the first place, anyway... :D
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Here's more for the jeans crowd.

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People might argue that the Jeans faction is fighting unfairly. People will also find they will have a Batarang embedded in their forehead on short notice if they do so.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
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Is it really unfair when everybody wins regardless?
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Is it really unfair when everybody wins regardless?
Not in my book but there's always someone crying 'foul' in my experience.
I'm just informing said someone that he'll be crying 'ARGH!!' shortly after that.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

ahh, big deal, I'm just having fun finding sexy pictures of women in tight jeans, can you let me have my fun? Besides, I think I'm helping Avalon get turned on :wink:
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Post by DarkSilver »

I must protest, we who Champion the Short Skirt have not used sex in our images! only exposed expanses of long...lickable...creamy legs and thighs...no pics of massive racks and visible buttcheeks....

-ducks the incoming batarang-

Watch it! That almost hit me damn it.

now..for more skirts...

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Who ever said there was nothing worthwile in 'Batman Returns'?
*watches as Nintendorang misses, does a 180, reaquires, and buries itself in DarkSilvers forehead*
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Post by Petrosjko »

Okay, page by page contribution leaders so far...

Page one- Stofsk, for the chain mail skirt and the delectable bosom.

Page two- Mrs. K, for 'The Seduction of Chewbacca'.

Page three- jmac for 'jmac on a bike'.

page four- dead heat between Mrs. K and Avalon thus far. Avalon is pushing hard for her first page contribution victory, with DarkSilver as the longshot contender at the moment. But wait! Foul play on the part of Batman! DarkSilver is down, he's DOWN folks!
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What foul play? Everything's fair in love, war, and scantily clad female threads.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Post by Petrosjko »

Regardless, Pounder has now moved in as the dark horse candidate.

Poor DarkSilver. No more banners for me.
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Petrosjko wrote:Regardless, Pounder has now moved in as the dark horse candidate.
Poor DarkSilver. No more banners for me.
err-what?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Post by AnimeJet »

Sometimes we don't need to see everything, so go jeans! That and, i think jeans are just more balanced, like a tube top with jeads is better than a tube tope with a short skirt.
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Post by RedImperator »

I'm going to have to say jeans, just because I favor asses over legs. Not that I'm opposed to skirts, of course.
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-raises from the ground, slowly, with a batarang sticking out of the back of his head, groaning-

[gravily, raspy voiced]
Wait....I still function.....
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and to prove I still function.....

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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Cheaters I tell ya, Avalon, they complain about our pics cause we're showing butt cheeks and then they do it with their skirt photo's!!! Grrr. Cheater, the pic of the 'Friends' girls was already used.

Looks like we're getting up there with the jeans Avalon!

P.S. Petrosjko, I like your hilarious views on who leads each page! Thanks for the good laugh man.

Ladies and Gentlemen I think I hit the jackpot !

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Post by Zaia »

JEAN CHAPS!!!!!!! I WANT!!!!!!
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Me too ! That's why I put them in there. Said it was just for fun so I got away with it :wink: You've great taste Zaia!
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