Pokemon vs Great Red Wyrm

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Come on, pokenuts, give me your best shot! What pokemon could take down a 1200 year old red dragon?

[Ghost Rider]

Don't tempt them...one may come out and go Pikachu or some water Pokemon or something

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Don't tempt them...one may come out and go Pikachu or some water Pokemon or something

pfff! I care not! Nothing they have can touch this!

[Sea Skimmer]

Not another one....



DIE CRAPOMON THREAD

[Typhonis 1]

Shit ya want the rats to die.Make em face Dragothra the Dracolich yep an UNDEAD dragon

[The Dark]

Bah. Send out Kym Nark Mar. A god of dragons should definitely be able to take out some puny little Pokemon.

[Thunderfire]

From a.g.d


[A pikachu rears back on it's hind legs, snarling at the warrior in front of
him. The warrior scratches his head and looks at a pokeball in his hands.]

What the... a yellow rat? What the f*** is this, a rock?

[The warrior pulls out an ax and throws the ro- I mean, pokeball down.]

Pika! Pika-pi!

[The pikachu jumps at the warrior.]

Hey! You f'n little...

[the warrior swings the ax down on the furry, yellow little rodent. It
splatters in half with a squishing sound.]

Ew... I just got this ax cleaned.

Meanwhile...

[Ash curls up into a ball and shivers violently. The Demonlord himself rears
up over him.]

P-please... don't hurt me...

[Diablo snickers as the 10 year old starts to cry.]

What is it, little boy? Are you scared?

[Ash wets himself.]

Mommy... I want my mommy.... *sob*

[Diablo laughs loudly at the pathetic sight.]

Tell you what. I'll give you a chance to escape... If you can get out of the
underworld without being broken into 20 pieces, I'll let you live. Okay?

[Ash weakly nods.]

Okay. LEAVE!!!!!!!

[Ash runs out of the room, crying. Diablo snickers and summons his best
demons.]

Where's the exit? I want my mom- OOF!

[Ash runs into an Ice Witch... or whatever those blue, nude female demons
are... >=)]

I... I... I...

[Ash wets himself three more times.]

I... I... I...

[Ash collapses of a heart attack, later it is confirmed that his pulse
skyrocketed at a fatal rate.]

Final scores...
Diablo:2
Pokemon:Zip, Zero, Nada.

the end.

Something similar whould happen in a pokemoon vs DnD Dragon fight.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Ash shows up in the cave of a red dragon

Ash: I dont like the looks of this.

Dragon: As well you shouldnt manling!

Ash: Go Pikachu!

Davil rat:Pika!

the yellow demon charges the dragon, who flaps his wing and sends pikachu flying into the stone wall of the cavern.

Ash sends out his other pokemon who are summarily vaporized by the fiery doom that is the dragons breath weapon.

[Smiling Bandit]

Ha! You fools! Although the Great red Wyrm cannot be slain by any one lone pokemon (except possibly the Mew/Mew2 thingies) Pokemon cannot be killed!


They are Immortal! Whee!

[The Dark]

Ha! You fools! Although the Great red Wyrm cannot be slain by any one lone pokemon (except possibly the Mew/Mew2 thingies) Pokemon cannot be killed!


They are Immortal! Whee!

Bah. Just make sure they're "knocked out" and then burn down the PokeCenters. Then they can't be brought back.

[Ghost Rider]

I still see the Red Dragon going:

"Tangy with a slight kick"

"Got anymore, kid?"

[Kuja]

Ash: Go Pikachu!

Davil rat:Pika!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Sea Skimmer]

Ash mets the Empire part I


[Ash and pikachu walked though the woods, not noticing the Imperial assault shuttle landing nearby. It landed and unloaded a Stormtrooper platoon. The thirty men quickly got organized]

Platoon leader: All right, where hear to get a prison and some wild life samples from this over lit shit hole. Fan out.

[Several troopers' headed into the nearby woods. All had blasters while one also had a moderate length pole net. Ideal for capturing small rodents and other creatures.]

Ash: You hear that pikachu, sounds like someone's coming.

[Two troopers jumped out in front of them, another with the pole approached from the flank. All kept there E-11's trained on the pair]

Trooper: You, freeze. You and your quasia yellow rat are coming with us!

Ash: Pikachu, go! Thundershock attack!

[Pikachu fired off a burst of electricity at the troopers in front of him. The super conductive Stormtrooper armor protected both of them and the energy was directed harmlessly into the ground.}

Trooper: Take em.

[One trooper caught Pikachu in the net and pulled it closed.]

Trooper II: So you like shocking people hun?

[The trooper activated the stun fiction, running 200,000 volts through the net and thus the yellow rat for fifteen seconds. Afterwards only a low moan and the smell of burned flesh and chard fur rose from the Pokemon.]

Ash: Hey, you can't do..

[The third trooper grabbed him by the neck before he could finish. He stomped down hard on Ash's foot, shattering several bones, causing him to scream in pain. After a second he got up to strength to attempt to strike the trooper his pitiful fist. His blow was caught by the trooper in mid air and the powerful grip jerked his wrist first forward and then back, breaking it. Another scream carried across the landscape.]

Trooper: Lets go, we have what the LT wanted.

[He led the way back to the ship. Followed by the trooper half carrying half dragging a crying Ash by the back of his neck. Bring up the rear was the trooper with the net, the rat still inside and smoking slightly. They arrive back at the shuttle. The platoon leader walked over and lifted up Ash's head.]

Platoon leader: Not quite what I was looking for private. A damn middle schooler won't know much. But he'll do. Take him back to the ship, along with that rat thing you caught.

Trooper: Yes sir. Everyone on the shuttle.
[The Assault shuttle leapt off the ground with its payload and quickly returned to space. High above the world in orbit the Allegiance class star destroyer Steel Rain waited. The shuttle recovered in the main hanger. Ash lay on the clod durasteel floor, whimpering, in too much pain from a half dozen broken bones, his wrist made all the worse by the binders forced into them. A trooper grabbed him again, dragging him off the shuttle.]

Trooper: Come on you worthless prepubescent shit, stop wining and start walking.

[Ash got a last glimpse of Pikachu being shoved into a box before he was himself shoved into a turbolift. The lift quickly journeyed to the main interrogation block of the destroyer. Here he was thrown in a room with only two chairs, a table and a human interrogator. An hour later it was over.]

Interrogator: I see your even stupider then your attire and age would suggest. A drop out at ten, it's no wonder you're worthless for information.

[He eyed Ash's face, blooded from the half dozen cuts he had inflicted whenever the subject of Pokemon had come up.]

Interrogator: However I think we may have some use of you yet. You see the SIT-7 series of torture-interrogator driod's uses a complex matrix of pain and stress sensors to maximize its efficiency. Unfortunately these drift out of alignment from time to time. Luckily the seven series also incorporates self-aligning programming. It just needs a subject on which to calibrate its self.

[He clicked a small remote, watching the fear rise behind the blood splattered eyes of Ash.]

Interrogator: I think your ideal for that role.

[The door slid open and a driod flew slowly in. It was an evil looking dark blue durasteel box, hovering on repulsers. A half dozen different electro prod, injection and cutting tools hung from its long arms. The Interrogator walked around it to the door.]

Interrogator: I'll just give you two some time alone. Remember, honesty will result in the best possible experience in the world of pain for both of you.

[He walked out and allowed the door to slid closed behind him. Even through two inches of durasteel one could still hear the loudest of the screams. The kid had some lungs thought the interrogator. A trooper holding a box was waiting for him.]

Trooper: Sir we had a little accident with the rat sample.

Interrogator: What happened to it?

[The trooper lifted a clear plastic bucket our of the box. It was filled with a red and pink pulp inter mixed with shards of bright yellow fur.]

Trooper: It seems someone mistook the Vibro-blender for the life form analyst machine.

Interrogator: That’s unfortunate. We'll if they've already taken a fur sample and some DNA you can just throw the rest in the garbage.

Trooper: Yes sir.

[The trooper walked out and poured the contents down the nearest disposal chute]

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Ha! You fools! Although the Great red Wyrm cannot be slain by any one lone pokemon (except possibly the Mew/Mew2 thingies) Pokemon cannot be killed!


They are Immortal! Whee!

While in the games and shows no pokemon was ever shown to actually die, somehow methinks a cloud of flame capable of flash melting fine steel will incinerate a little pokemon thing. And no, not even mewtwo could kill a great red wyrm.

[Yogi]

Are there any Pokemon immune to both Fire and Physical attacks?

Wait, then you'll still have to deal with the Dragon's Magic. Never Mind.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Are there any Pokemon immune to both Fire and Physical attacks?

Wait, then you'll still have to deal with the Dragon's Magic. Never Mind.

That and very large teeth, very large claws, a very large tail, and other very, very large implements of destruction

[SAMAS]

Are there any Pokemon immune to both Fire and Physical attacks?

Corsola is Water/Rock, making it resistant to both.

As are Kabutops and Omastar.

Wait, then you'll still have to deal with the Dragon's Magic. Never Mind.

That's where Mirror Coat and Recover comes in.

But seriously, I would just send MewTwo or Lugia from the 2nd Movie.

[haas mark]

Are there any Pokemon immune to both Fire and Physical attacks?

Wait, then you'll still have to deal with the Dragon's Magic. Never Mind.

Plenty enough Psychic and Ghost Pokemon. They could redirect the Fire, and simple teleport to avoid the Physical attacks. Plus, both could mess with the mind.

[Alyrium Denryle]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

What he said

Plus a psychic pokemon couldn't do shit to a dragon that old, a great red wyrm has a +30 Will save

[SAMAS]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

You never answered my question. Can the caster see or hear out of the sphere?

[SirNitram]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

You never answered my question. Can the caster see or hear out of the sphere?

Yes, according to the Avatar Trilogy and the entry in the Player's Handbook. It merely gets a bit noisy when the sphere is slaying hundreds of critters at a time(Avatar Trilogy: Waterdeep, where Midnight's sphere is holding off an entire demonic horde, preventing her from hearing the cries of her friends.

[SAMAS]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

What he said

Plus a psychic pokemon couldn't do shit to a dragon that old, a great red wyrm has a +30 Will save

And he's up against a Psychic who's power allows him to fuck with time.

[SAMAS]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

You never answered my question. Can the caster see or hear out of the sphere?

Yes, according to the Avatar Trilogy and the entry in the Player's Handbook. It merely gets a bit noisy when the sphere is slaying hundreds of critters at a time(Avatar Trilogy: Waterdeep, where Midnight's sphere is holding off an entire demonic horde, preventing her from hearing the cries of her friends.

Oh.

Then he's screwed.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

That is why the dragon simply casts prismatic sphere on himself, then beats the shit out of your pathertic pokemon with disintegrate spells. It will fail the save eventually.

What he said

Plus a psychic pokemon couldn't do shit to a dragon that old, a great red wyrm has a +30 Will save

And he's up against a Psychic who's power allows him to fuck with time.

Said psychic is up against a dragon that can cast any of the following spells:
Imprisonment (no saving throw! )
Power Word Kill
Dominate Monster (DC 27)
Temporal Stasis
Time Stop
And, of course, the all-powerful Wish spell

So not only can the dragon fuck with time as well, but he can also fuck with the pokemon directly.