Stewart Davies proves yet again that he's a chickenshit

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » 2005-04-20 04:27pm

Ghost Rider wrote: It's better then I imagined. Guess this uber rocket, super secret engineer of the gods...is not exactly that by anything except some strange fanasty.

Unless the resort he worked at was actually a front for the Stratigic Defense Instatute and his "ski-bumb" lifestyle is really a cover.

Darth Servo wrote:I wouldn't believe anything that tard had to say. Remember, on the internet, you can pretend to be anything or anyone you want.

Then again, it was an impromptu personal ad. I think he honestly expected to meet a woman, so there would be little reason to post his regular facade and risk losing the hypothetical woman's trust.

If he really is 55, then who was "Kit S. Davies" that his "instatute" was registered to? One of his parents? They'd be around 80.

He did clearly state that he lives with his family during the summer. Kit could be his brother or something like that. Living with an 80 year old parent isn't implausible, either.

Spacebeard · Post by **Spacebeard** » 2005-04-20 04:31pm

By the way, this has got to be one of the most hilarious misspellings I've ever seen:

The above statement cuts accross all jondres and settings

Emphasis mine. 185 IQ, my ass.

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2005-04-20 04:34pm

Wait a moment, Stewart was advertising for a wife? Didn't he claim last year that he was married, with several kids?

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-04-20 04:38pm

DaveJB wrote:Wait a moment, Stewart was advertising for a wife? Didn't he claim last year that he was married, with several kids?

Well, to be fair, he probably has trouble keeping track of all the fantasies he invents for himself. Hell, I would have trouble keeping track of that much bullshit.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 04:43pm

Hardy wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:I wouldn't believe anything that tard had to say. Remember, on the internet, you can pretend to be anything or anyone you want.
Then again, it was an impromptu personal ad. I think he honestly expected to meet a woman, so there would be little reason to post his regular facade and risk losing the hypothetical woman's trust.

Truly pathological bullshitters like Stewtard don't know the difference between their facade and reality.

If he really is 55, then who was "Kit S. Davies" that his "instatute" was registered to? One of his parents? They'd be around 80.

He did clearly state that he lives with his family during the summer. Kit could be his brother or something like that. Living with an 80 year old parent isn't implausible, either.[/quote]Not impossible, no. But by 80, usually its the kids taking care of the parent, not the other way around.

And I see no reason why ANYONE should take that self professed "nuclear physics expert, head of SDI, world-class master marksman, Kendo god, martial-arts master, and highly paid DoD consultant" seriously or believe anything he ever says.

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2005-04-20 04:45pm

This is fucking priceless.

God, AKA Stewart wrote:That I am probably the only person on this board that is qualified to make that judgement, that ST is more advanced than SW, is disputed by many.

OMMFGROTFLMMFAO!!!!111oneshiftone!!!eleven11!!!!!:lol:

I love how on that Spacebattles Thread he cites his own credentials again:

But how many of the rest of you have worked for Boeing, Northrup, McDonnell Douglas, Lockheed and the Department of Defense? Would they have hired or kept me on after they found out how badly I spell if I did not know something worth the salery I was paid? Has any one on this board made a living in any realivant field?

What did he do, work there as a crash test dummy?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-04-20 04:45pm

Stewie builds a Rail-Gun...

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2005-04-20 04:45pm

Just to make sure I'm keeping my trolls straight, this is the same hatfucker who claimed he could nail a target at maximum range with a .45 isn't it?

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2005-04-20 04:51pm

This is so idiotic, it should be added to his hate mail page. Just to show what a asshole he is.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 04:55pm

Mario1470 wrote:I love how on that Spacebattles Thread he cites his own credentials again:

But how many of the rest of you have worked for Boeing, Northrup, McDonnell Douglas, Lockheed and the Department of Defense? Would they have hired or kept me on after they found out how badly I spell if I did not know something worth the salery I was paid? Has any one on this board made a living in any realivant field?

Well, they are on Mike's hatemail page, so its easy to copy them.

What did he do, work there as a crash test dummy?

Probably in the mail room or a janitor.

Was anyone able to get a picture of his house in IL, see if it supports this uber salary he keeps bragging about?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 04:57pm

Straha wrote:Stewie builds a Rail-Gun...

Who wants to bet that this "rail gun" is a rubber band and half a paperclip?

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-04-20 04:59pm

Darth Servo wrote:Was anyone able to get a picture of his house in IL, see if it supports this uber salary he keeps bragging about?

Behold the power of Google Satellite Maps

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2005-04-20 04:59pm

Tribun wrote:This is so idiotic, it should be added to his hate mail page. Just to show what a asshole he is.

Seconded.

Nick Lancaster · Post by **Nick Lancaster** » 2005-04-20 05:00pm

Trekdestroyer wrote:Let me express my opinion in the following way:
BAAAAJAAAAJAAAAJAAAAA!
Just a small afterthought, how can this loser have the balls to say this?

What amazes me more is that, in general, we marvel at the stupidity of various folks like Darkstar, DMJ, etc. ... we don't lose sleep over their particular idiot-syncracies, as it were.

However, it looks like Stewart has allowed Mike to rent space in his brain.

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2005-04-20 05:02pm

Straha wrote:Stewie builds a Rail-Gun...

Now he's fucking MacGuyver.

Ell. Oh. Ell.

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2005-04-20 05:03pm

Nick Lancaster wrote:However, it looks like Stewart has allowed Mike to rent space in his brain.

Actually, I think this is the first time he's been mentioned in a major way since he tried to make a sock-puppet account last July (it was banned within 20 minutes of him posting with it).

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 05:04pm

Stewart @ SDI wrote:It was not at all powerfull, could shoot a tinfoil covered marble 131 feet, but it was mostly made from tinfoil, wire, plywood two wallwarts, diodes, cardboard and relay switches.

I guess we can add the Professor from Guiligan's Island or McGuyver to his list of delusions of grandeur.

With real money and machine shop time I could build a very deadly weapon.

What happened to that exorbitant sallary you were always bragging about?

With real money, you could BUY a better weapon than building one in your garage.

I'm starting to think we should re-name the wanker smiley after this idiot.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 05:09pm

The Spartan wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Was anyone able to get a picture of his house in IL, see if it supports this uber salary he keeps bragging about?
Behold the power of Google Satellite Maps

That doesn't give very much detail.

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2005-04-20 05:11pm

I wish I could see the look on his face right now. I know he'll read all this sooner or later.

With that in mind, I'm sure I speak for everyone here.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 05:14pm

Nick Lancaster wrote:
Trekdestroyer wrote:Let me express my opinion in the following way:
BAAAAJAAAAJAAAAJAAAAA!
Just a small afterthought, how can this loser have the balls to say this?
What amazes me more is that, in general, we marvel at the stupidity of various folks like Darkstar, DMJ, etc. ... we don't lose sleep over their particular idiot-syncracies, as it were.

However, it looks like Stewart has allowed Mike to rent space in his brain.

Not really. Far MORE discussion takes place about the Rabid Stupid Asshole's antics than this turd. STEWART emailed one of Mike's sponsors trying to cause trouble and Mike posted it for all of us to laugh at.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » 2005-04-20 05:19pm

Darth Servo wrote:Truly pathological bullshitters like Stewtard don't know the difference between their facade and reality.

While there is truth to that statement, I think even Stewie can recognize the difference between how he presents himself to a sci-fi message board and what to he believes would represent the rest of his life.

Not impossible, no. But by 80, usually its the kids taking care of the parent, not the other way around.

True. But there are plenty of possibilities.

And I see no reason why ANYONE should take that self professed "nuclear physics expert, head of SDI, world-class master marksman, Kendo god, martial-arts master, and highly paid DoD consultant" seriously or believe anything he ever says.

It's a bit extreme to invalidate anything he says based on his reputation. But taking what he says with a grain of salt (perhaps a toxic amount of salt) is entirely nesscesary.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-04-20 05:25pm

Darth Servo wrote:That doesn't give very much detail.

I know, but it's the best I can do without flying to Illinois. However it does show a somewhat large plot that the house is on, as well as relatively large plots that their neighbors live on. That suggests to me that Stewie's mommy and daddy live in an area that requires a relatively high income.

By contrast, see this: A Middle Income Area

See what I mean?

Nick Lancaster · Post by **Nick Lancaster** » 2005-04-20 05:32pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Stewart @ SDI wrote:It was not at all powerfull, could shoot a tinfoil covered marble 131 feet, but it was mostly made from tinfoil, wire, plywood two wallwarts, diodes, cardboard and relay switches.
Given that a railgun is essentially an electromagnetic catapult (unless I'm thinking of something else), Stewie's shopping list seems to be pure bullshit.

Why wrap the projectile in tinfoil? Covering a marble in tinfoil would drastically reduce its aerodynamic properties, as you can't get a truly uniform spherical surface by doing so.

As for the satellite map, it's interesting, but we have no way of knowing what the pointer is indicating ... is it the house to the right, or is he living in some kind of shack on the property? There's no context that would allow us to judge the prosperity of the neighborhood, though the appearance of the roads indicates a relatively new development.

And, just as a warning, the Google map misidentified an empty lot as Six Flags Marine World. It also seems to point 'across the street' in some cases, possibly so the pointer isn't obscuring your intended target.

With real money and machine shop time I could build a very deadly weapon.
What happened to that exorbitant sallary you were always bragging about?

With real money, you could BUY a better weapon than building one in your garage.

I'm starting to think we should re-name the wanker smiley after this idiot.

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2005-04-20 05:36pm

Personally, I find it amusing as hell that the pointer for the address on that map points directly to what looks like a treehouse or something. Methinks Skayhan.net got a real scoop!

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-20 05:44pm

The Spartan wrote:I know, but it's the best I can do without flying to Illinois. However it does show a somewhat large plot that the house is on, as well as relatively large plots that their neighbors live on. That suggests to me that Stewie's mommy and daddy live in an area that requires a relatively high income.

By contrast, see this: A Middle Income Area

See what I mean?

In the first map, there is an unplowed field a block away. That doesn't say much for the real estate value. Although it does appear to be a suburb of Chicago.