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Duken · Post by **Duken** » 2005-04-22 06:09pm

Is he paying per word for that vocabulary? If he is he should buy some more words, of both the insult and non-insult variety.

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2005-04-22 06:15pm

Mario1470 wrote:This is where the thread started.
Original SD.net thread on DMJ

The "original 120+ page monster" at ST.com was deleted. I had only managed to comb through a little over 70 pages of it. Below is part of DMJ's worst excerpts/ flames/ comments/ asshattery, but quite frankly my brain was starting to deteriorate from exposure to that much unadulterated stupidity. Here it is:

<snip>

Wow. All of that concentrated stupidity and asshattery made my head hurt. This DMJ person definitely has problems. More than two, I'd imagine.

JediMaster415 · Post by **JediMaster415** » 2005-04-22 06:59pm

felineki wrote:
Mario1470 wrote:This is where the thread started.
Original SD.net thread on DMJ

The "original 120+ page monster" at ST.com was deleted. I had only managed to comb through a little over 70 pages of it. Below is part of DMJ's worst excerpts/ flames/ comments/ asshattery, but quite frankly my brain was starting to deteriorate from exposure to that much unadulterated stupidity. Here it is:

<snip>
Wow. All of that concentrated stupidity and asshattery made my head hurt. This DMJ person definitely has problems. More than two, I'd imagine.

It was stupid enough, I had to skim through it. I get enough headaches at school.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 2005-04-22 07:06pm

But fine let me see an equation for the power of the impact for when Wille E. Coyote falls off of a cliff

Isn't this easily done? We can google for the average weight of a coyote, we can work out the height of the cliff by measuring how many coyotes high the cliff is and we can time how long it takes the poor coyote to fall... This guy needs to be painted green, dressed as a woman and locked in a room with The Shat!

Jaepheth · Post by **Jaepheth** » 2005-04-22 07:17pm

Shouldn't that read 100% grade-A Canadian bullshit?

JediMaster415 · Post by **JediMaster415** » 2005-04-22 07:18pm

Jaepheth wrote:Shouldn't that read 100% grade-A Canadian bullshit?

Somehow, DMJ strikes me as the kind of guy who thinks everyone is American.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-22 07:24pm

jasonicusuk wrote:
But fine let me see an equation for the power of the impact for when Wille E. Coyote falls off of a cliff
Isn't this easily done? We can google for the average weight of a coyote, we can work out the height of the cliff by measuring how many coyotes high the cliff is and we can time how long it takes the poor coyote to fall...

I pointed that out to him. He ignored it as usual.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2005-04-22 07:30pm

Darth Servo wrote:
jasonicusuk wrote:
But fine let me see an equation for the power of the impact for when Wille E. Coyote falls off of a cliff
Isn't this easily done? We can google for the average weight of a coyote, we can work out the height of the cliff by measuring how many coyotes high the cliff is and we can time how long it takes the poor coyote to fall...
I pointed that out to him. He ignored it as usual.

I'm reasonably certain jason was being sarcastic.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-22 07:44pm

Darth Servo wrote:Don't trust anything he says. This is the guy who accused me repeatedly of pedophilia.

Based on what?

Or did he just make it up entirely out of thin air?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 2005-04-22 07:58pm

I'm reasonably certain jason was being sarcastic.

I was, but its frightening to know that DMJ has denied the calcs for Coyote impacts. I have never even met this guy and he's making my blood boil!!!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2005-04-22 08:00pm

jasonicusuk wrote:
I'm reasonably certain jason was being sarcastic.
I was, but its frightening to know that DMJ has denied the calcs for Coyote impacts. I have never even met this guy and he's making my blood boil!!!!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Vs debating.

tumbletom · Post by **tumbletom** » 2005-04-22 08:05pm

Mario1470 wrote:This is where the thread started.
SUPER SNIP

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Lol sometimes I wonder if those types of people just trying to piss people off, or are really like that.......scary stuff
Seriously, his insults are like a skipping record--there is a noticeable pattern where he just repeats the same stuff every other post he makes....

btw, I love your Avatar and sig pic Mario

The Original Nex · Post by **The Original Nex** » 2005-04-22 08:24pm

Wow, the bastard has finally confronted Mike himself.

The most pathetic, dishonest little bitch-whore I've ever had the pleasure of dealing with.

I was lucky enough to debate him on and off for months over at SW.C, in which he reiterates the same old arguements:

[*] The Executor was taken out by "four torps and an errant fighter"

[*] The Defiant will somehow maneuver into an ISD's blind spot without being destroyed and will proceed to destroy the ISD at its lesiure.

[*] The UFP has oh so much better tactics than the Empire. We know this because the UFP wins its wars and the Empire does not.

[*] The Imperial commanders are "mindless sheep."

[*] Star Wars doesn't have replicators or transporters so it will inherently fail.

[*] Nothing except DMJ's interpretation of what's seen on film in canon.

[*] None of the ICS/ITW, SWTC, SDN etc. calcs can be used because they are not canon (see above)

[*] And many, many more idiotic, dumbass arguements than I care to remember.

As entertaining as it owuld be to see DMJ be totally crushed by Mike, I've gotta say he's really not worth your time.

The Original Nex · Post by **The Original Nex** » 2005-04-22 08:25pm

Ah, dammit, screwed up the list code

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-22 08:59pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Don't trust anything he says. This is the guy who accused me repeatedly of pedophilia.
Based on what?

Or did he just make it up entirely out of thin air?

Thin air

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-22 09:35pm

Figures...

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-22 09:45pm

The Original Nex wrote:The UFP has oh so much better tactics than the Empire. We know this because the UFP wins its wars and the Empire does not.

The Imperial commanders are "mindless sheep."

He criticizes Tarkin because he didn't listen to his advisors about evacuating the Death Star. I pointed out that Kirk and Picard did the same in TWOK and Q-who respectively, consting lives each time and he ignored it as usual.

He thinks Piett following orders from the Emperor and not attacking the Rebel fleet proves he can't think, even though the Imperials DID fight back after the rebels directly engaged them.

As entertaining as it owuld be to see DMJ be totally crushed by Mike, I've gotta say he's really not worth your time.

A Fourth grader could crush DMJ's arguments, many of which are based on his utter failure to comprehend the difference between "all", "some" and "none".

NRS Guardian · Post by **NRS Guardian** » 2005-04-22 10:35pm

His arguments seem, from the material provided by Mario, to consist solely of Ad Hominems and nothing else. I don't see how you can argue with him, you have my respect and compliments.

Castor Troy · Post by **Castor Troy** » 2005-04-22 11:04pm

Darth Servo wrote:A Fourth grader could crush DMJ's arguments, many of which are based on his utter failure to comprehend the difference between "all", "some" and "none".

Yeah, you can take care of him. Easy.

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2005-04-24 05:11pm

I'm sorry Sothis but the reason we trekkies say that is because it is true! The reason there is no discussion about the power levels of the ship is because there is no need to, that is why Picard almost started to laugh! The power levels is just a pathetic warsie tactic to attempt to disprove the truth! Whine about it all you want to, but the fact that lasers cannot hurt the E-D is canon, and the fact that SW uses lasers is canon. deal with it!

The above is what DMJ said to me on my message board, regarding the Outrageous Okuna. I despair of him, I really do.

nesaminos · Post by **nesaminos** » 2005-04-24 08:16pm

Sothis wrote:
I'm sorry Sothis but the reason we trekkies say that is because it is true! The reason there is no discussion about the power levels of the ship is because there is no need to, that is why Picard almost started to laugh! The power levels is just a pathetic warsie tactic to attempt to disprove the truth! Whine about it all you want to, but the fact that lasers cannot hurt the E-D is canon, and the fact that SW uses lasers is canon. deal with it!
The above is what DMJ said to me on my message board, regarding the Outrageous Okuna. I despair of him, I really do.

Didn't you challenge him to a one-on-one debate?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-24 09:55pm

Sothis wrote:
I'm sorry Sothis but the reason we trekkies say that is because it is true! The reason there is no discussion about the power levels of the ship is because there is no need to, that is why Picard almost started to laugh! The power levels is just a pathetic warsie tactic to attempt to disprove the truth! Whine about it all you want to, but the fact that lasers cannot hurt the E-D is canon, and the fact that SW uses lasers is canon. deal with it!
The above is what DMJ said to me on my message board, regarding the Outrageous Okuna. I despair of him, I really do.

I have answered that claim of his at LEAST a dozen times. He has ignored it every time. What a shock.

DMJ

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2005-04-25 12:50am

The pain, make it stop!

At least he isn't going to bother signing up.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-04-25 01:47am

If he ever does, can we just automatically ban him?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-04-25 01:52am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:If he ever does, can we just automatically ban him?

Not immediately. He isn't worst than a certain Rabid Stupid Asshole. He's just stubborn and stupid. It would be fun to see everyone crush his little ego for a week or so. THEN ban his worthless ass.