What do you look like?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-15 05:30pm

Yeah she told me, how did you and Mike cure it?
What ideas you give her?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-15 05:32pm

Some plot ideas. Just random stuff.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-17 04:00pm

Come on, guyver, tell us! I want to know what is was like, because I won't be getting any!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 03:14am

o.O

I never expected that I would actually post a pic of myself somewhere, much less here...

O.o

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 03:22am

verilon wrote:<pic>

o.O

I never expected that I would actually post a pic of myself somewhere, much less here...

O.o

You look like a big red X...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 03:25am

The Dark wrote:
verilon wrote:<pic>

o.O

I never expected that I would actually post a pic of myself somewhere, much less here...

O.o
You look like a big red X...

I shouldn't....I even linked it using a *.txt

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-18 03:26am

The Dark wrote:
verilon wrote:<pic>

o.O

I never expected that I would actually post a pic of myself somewhere, much less here...

O.o
You look like a big red X...

It comes through for me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 03:26am

It's also a link, now, so try that.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 03:28am

http://www.geocities.com/crossmanfsc/me.html

Sorry, but the pic won't directly link. I'm in the lower right corner. The pic's about 5 years old, though, so I've changed a bit. I'm 5'10", about 170 pounds (that's about 1.778 meters and 77.27 kilos for you metrics out there). My glasses are a bit smaller, and my face has grown into my ears. If I can scan any newer photos in, I will. I actually have a few decent prom photos, but they're all at my parents' house.

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-11-18 09:40am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on, guyver, tell us! I want to know what is was like, because I won't be getting any!

Well if I have to spell it for you, I guess I can.

Welcome to SD.net porn:

Names have been changed to protect someone I guess

After a long hard ride over the New Hampshire back roads, I was staring to get a little saddle sore, and I knew that my new friend Erin was getting very anxious to try out the hot tub in my hotel room. So I turned onto the interstate for a fast ride back to the hotel. On the ride back to the hotel, I just kept thinking of this beautiful girl on the back of my bike. I just loved the way she would hold on tight to me and sometimes let her fingers wander down between my legs to know that she was horny as all hell, and could not wait to have me make love to her.

When we arrived at the hotel room, I told her that I was going out to get some things and she should make herself at home. One look at the oversized hot tub and she was in heaven and said "Well do not take to long I need someone to help me wash my back". As I left the room I could hear her starting the water and could not wait to join her in the tub. I made a quick run down to the Market and picked up a bottle of Krug Champagne and a dozen fresh strawberries with whip cream. When I got back to the room I could hear her in the tub and she called out honey is that you, I am so lonely in here with out you please hurry. So I quickly popped the bottle of champagne and poured two glasses and placed a strawberry in each glass.

Entering the bathroom I saw what I first mistook for an angel. She was lying there in the tub with her back arched and a playful smile across her lips. I looked at her and said "I hope I did not keep you waiting to long" she looked at me and beckoned me in with her eyes. I gave her one of the glasses of Champagne and we drank in a lovers embrace. I pulled the strawberry from my glass and offered it to her, she took a bite and................

If you guys like it let me know

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-18 10:07am

verilon wrote:

o.O

I never expected that I would actually post a pic of myself somewhere, much less here...

O.o

Damn you're cute! I take it that's not your best pic either.Hmm I'll bet you look really yummy on a better camera...

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-11-18 10:37am

Verilon, you look like Dave Navarro. The guy from Jane's Addiction and RHCP. That's not an insult, so don't take it as one. especially considering he's banging carmen electra now.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-18 10:43am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Verilon, you look like Dave Navarro. The guy from Jane's Addiction and RHCP. That's not an insult, so don't take it as one. especially considering he's banging carmen electra now.

He doesn't like Dave Navarro for some reason... If I were you I'd raise shields to deflect those incoming *THWAP* torpedoes...
BTW Ver, when you coming to Nawlins?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-18 10:46am

(OT)WTF happened to the Nuke in my sig!!!?!!?!?!?(/OT)
I don't think you look like Navarro, I just think you're hot!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-18 01:07pm

guyver wrote:*story*

Sweeeeeeeeet!

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-11-18 01:09pm

IG-88E wrote:
guyver wrote:*story*
Sweeeeeeeeet!

Should I go on?? and should I move it to a different location?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-18 01:12pm

You could turn it into a fanfic!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-18 01:22pm

Here's me:

DANGER!! It IS an adult pic! You Have Been Warned!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/evilsnoman

Not adult...
http://www.gay.com/personals/profile/vi ... y=a3424ffc

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-18 01:23pm

You're younger than I thought.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-18 01:40pm

Fuck, I have two pictures of me right here, but I can't get into the file manager for Utsanomiko's site (502 proxy error).

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 04:16pm

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Verilon, you look like Dave Navarro. The guy from Jane's Addiction and RHCP. That's not an insult, so don't take it as one. especially considering he's banging carmen electra now.

Umm.....I knew that already.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 04:17pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Verilon, you look like Dave Navarro. The guy from Jane's Addiction and RHCP. That's not an insult, so don't take it as one. especially considering he's banging carmen electra now.
He doesn't like Dave Navarro for some reason... If I were you I'd raise shields to deflect those incoming *THWAP* torpedoes...
BTW Ver, when you coming to Nawlins?

I am in the Vampire game.

I don't think you look like Navarro, I just think you're hot!

THank you.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-18 04:23pm

Ya welkum...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 04:35pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Ya welkum...

No, no roads trips to Louisiana....if anything, I'm going to San Francisco...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-18 04:39pm

verilon wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Ya welkum...
No, no roads trips to Louisiana....if anything, I'm going to San Francisco...

Ah dammit...