What's the ultimate way to find out if a member is a girl?
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What's the ultimate way to find out if a member is a girl?
What's the absolute, fool-proof method to use to see if a new member (such as one that joins up on this board) is really a girl?
Like pic requests, a series of questions, etc...
Like pic requests, a series of questions, etc...
What's her bust size!?
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Re: What's the ultimate way to find out if a member is a gir
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Re: What's the ultimate way to find out if a member is a gir
You could say, "Are you a female?"Shinova wrote:What's the absolute, fool-proof method to use to see if a new member (such as one that joins up on this board) is really a girl?
Like pic requests, a series of questions, etc...
Get Pavel to talk to them.
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Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask
1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)
1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.
And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....
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Make a lot of really unfair sexist generalizations about women and see how she reacts.
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I know how to check if a kitten or puppy is a boy/girl, but I don't think that it would be very practical for this kind of situation.
EDIT: Okay, I just realised how stupid that joke is, so sorry.
EDIT: Okay, I just realised how stupid that joke is, so sorry.
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Pavel said that we're both girls, I think that should be enough proof that we are. I have a female avatar, you don't have an avatar yet, so I think I'm in front of you so far.Zaia wrote:Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.
And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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I don't know, look to see if the other guys on the forum are making sexual advances at her? That's how I figure out most of em.
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Not necessarily. I'd post in it.Next of Kin wrote:start a belch and fart thread. If that person posts there then they have to be male!
That is cruel.data link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.
#1 - I agree with.Bean wrote:Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask
1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)
#2 - I answer truthfully. I'm not afraid of my age.
#3 - I HATE shoes!
So, according to Bean, I'm actually a guy. Well... what doyou think?
Well, it would have to be a WHOLE lot. I usually ignore them until they get really rude.Darth Wong wrote:Make a lot of really unfair sexist generalizations about women and see how she reacts.
And the verdict is?
I will testify that you are most definately NOT a girl.aerius wrote:Pavel said that we're both girls, I think that should be enough proof that we are. I have a female avatar, you don't have an avatar yet, so I think I'm in front of you so far.Zaia wrote:Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.
And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....
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However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.
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"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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LOLaerius wrote:Pavel said that we're both girls, I think that should be enough proof that we are. I have a female avatar, you don't have an avatar yet, so I think I'm in front of you so far.Zaia wrote:Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.
And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....
So, hold up--if I get some sexy-beast of a man as my avatar, does that make me male? *shivers* Ick.
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Please don't.Zaia wrote:So, hold up--if I get some sexy-beast of a man as my avatar, does that make me male? *shivers* Ick.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
Hooray! What do I win?Darth Wong wrote:However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.
Besides, I could always have Ando testify for me that I am in fact female.... But what if there isn't anyone like that to ask? Asking someone how many shoes they own isn't necessarily going to get you the correct answer. It'd have to be a pretty lengthy list of questions to REALLY know....
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I tell women the truth about what they're wearing.Mr Bean wrote:Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask
1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)
I am 16 years old.
I own exactly three pairs of shoes.
So according to bean, I am a girl.
I am not a girl.
Any questions?
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Continued lecherous attention from male board membersZaia wrote:Hooray! What do I win?Darth Wong wrote:However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.
Or we could wait and watch for mood swingsBesides, I could always have Ando testify for me that I am in fact female.... But what if there isn't anyone like that to ask? Asking someone how many shoes they own isn't necessarily going to get you the correct answer. It'd have to be a pretty lengthy list of questions to REALLY know....
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html