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And I thought I was the only photoshop obsessed camwhore... lo and behold, 38 pages! :shock:

So I thought I'd contribute. First is a self portrait from about 2 years ago, when I first discovered photoshop. I went Andy Warhol-esque:

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Here's the same image, photoshopped differently. Woe is me, I am emo!

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This is a rather recent picture of me, but before I got a haircut a few weeks ago:

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Avalon616 wrote:And I thought I was the only photoshop obsessed camwhore... lo and behold, 38 pages! :shock:
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I was never here....

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FMA-inspired pose...

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Oh, and if you want more detail of the coat, I can provide...
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Well, there's something about this style that I can't just leave alone. You may recall my old picture, currently in my avatar. Well, here are a few more.

Ah, the Walther PPK. Not that you can really tell in this particular image. Whatever.

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An increase in armament, with the Ingram MAC-10 and IMI MicroUzi.

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And finally, I am caught, and am being executed with a Magnum Baby Eagle in .45 ACP.

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How do you do that? :shock: Its not like you HAVE those guns :)
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You'd be surprised what you can with Photoshop Filters Ace Pace ;) Filters are your friend.
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YT300000 wrote:Well, there's something about this style that I can't just leave alone. You may recall my old picture, currently in my avatar. Well, here are a few more.

Ah, the Walther PPK. Not that you can really tell in this particular image. Whatever.

http://yt300000.250free.com/ppkcut2s.jpg

An increase in armament, with the Ingram MAC-10 and IMI MicroUzi.

http://yt300000.250free.com/attcuts.jpg

And finally, I am caught, and am being executed with a Magnum Baby Eagle in .45 ACP.

http://yt300000.250free.com/deathcuts.jpg

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Pheh, I can find half of those guns in my parents' bedroom.

Nice pics and fancy digitalizatronations, though. Looked pretty Bondish in the first pic, and the second pic was cool. The third pic, well...you looked like you're about to shit your pants, which is good acting :D
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This isn't quite a self-portrait, as a friend took it, and it contains my girlfriend. I think it's cute though.

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I wish it wasn't so blurry, but it's the best of the set the friend took.
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Ace Pace wrote:How do you do that? :shock: Its not like you HAVE those guns :)
*whistles inconspicuously*
Crossroads Inc. wrote:You'd be surprised what you can with Photoshop Filters Ace Pace ;) Filters are your friend.
The guns are actually extremely faithful reproductions made as props in a James Bond parody last year. Remember this pic? Its from the movie.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Pheh, I can find half of those guns in my parents' bedroom.
Most fucking awesome parents EVER. :D
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Nice pics and fancy digitalizatronations, though. Looked pretty Bondish in the first pic, and the second pic was cool. The third pic, well...you looked like you're about to shit your pants, which is good acting :D
Yes, I made sure to load the gun and pull the trigger halfway. I'm a method actor. :) :)

EDIT: Wow, I never thought of using that AK pic as an av. How foolish of me.
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Hows that?

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Much crisper, though a bit pixelated. Not bad quality, though.
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Your barrel's bent, YT... :P

I would've used a wooden dowel in it, actually-- you can get those up to five feet, actually, IIRC. Just find one of the right size and slip it down the tube... hey presto, instant straight barrel :D
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Elheru Aran wrote:Your barrel's bent, YT... :P
Yeah, a dumbass did it about 2 seconds before we were to start filming. We couldn't reschedule the shot (I handed the final thing in like 2 seconds before the last instant), and had nothing on hand, so I had to go with it. Oh well, its not that bad.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:This isn't quite a self-portrait, as a friend took it, and it contains my girlfriend. I think it's cute though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/ ... insey1.jpg

I wish it wasn't so blurry, but it's the best of the set the friend took.
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And that children, is why you NEVER ever vist Shroom without paying off the local mafia :P
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I'm sure this pic of me as a kid will convince you guys Ace isn't kidding :D

FEAR ME!

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(edit: The M16 commando belongs to my godfather, hehe. the MP5 is currently in my parents' bedroom, in the bookshelf)
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I have to ask... why do you have those?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have to ask... why do you have those?
The family? Because my dad likes guns and is a bit of a military enthusiast.

Why did I have those pics? Meh, I wanted to and my dad was okay with them. They weren't loaded and I knew well enough not to fuck around with the guns without parental supervision. Aside from those times, and a few times in the firing range, I didn't really hold them or whatever much.
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Not to mention defense of self, others and property.
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Hopefully, it'll never come to that :)

Would be pretty cool though :lol:
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Took some new pictures
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Blurry, but I think it adds a cool effect.
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:shock:







Wow...






















...you're hair is red :P
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