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Regrowing my foreskin...

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So, i was circumcised as a baby, and after watching the penn and teller episode about it, i decided I kind of want to regrow my foreskin, just to see what it's like, or maybe to feel more whole. What does everyone think about that?
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For goodness' sake, it's your decision! Don't poll us on whether or not to do it. :P
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...how exactly does one regrow their foreskin anyways?

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Wow...just wow. SDnet is really educational.
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grow it if u feel like it.

if i ever get convicted im gonna blame it on socioty for making the first experience of my life hell, i mean i come out, they smack me in the ass, and chop of half my penis! who could blame me for going on a shooting spree!
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I wonder how many men out there have also suffered from "Male Genitle Mutilation" as a baby... I know I sure as heck don't rember asking to have the most senstive part of my member severed and removed... Damn it just sucks all around...

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On a sidenote, Chris this is such a terribly weird topic I'm going to heckle you later.

Anyway, doesn't circumcision reduce length by 1-2 inches? I heard that somewhere and I'd like to know if it's true.
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I think I'm going to try this now. :D After all, nobody ever asked me if I wanted my penis mutilated, they just up and did it. Bastards. :evil:
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Haha, you poor circumcised fellows. I'm just thankful that my mother thought better.
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Does a restored one look the same as non removed one?
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Here is the thingy in use on a restored penis

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That episode made me really grateful that our doctors do not do circumcision exept in medical cases.
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:shock: uiiii....

This reminds me of the ants from that other thread that carve holes into plants and wait until an insect leg comes by just to pull it...
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Perhaps this is because here in the States most children are circumcised, I can't think of a single female that prefers an uncircumcised penis over a circumcised penis. In fact, most women (and men) think and uncircumcised penis is "yucky" and "ugly."
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Post by Superman »

I don't want my freggin foreskin back? Are you crazy? That's just more work. My brother is uncircumsized, and he actually has to pull the skin back when he takes a leak. Who needs that hassle?

By the way, most girls I've talked to have said that they prefer circumsized junk. I don't get why one would want to regrow it.
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As someone with a foreskin, I can assure you that A) you don't need to pull it back to take a leak (wtf?) and B) you can pull it back for sex so that your partner is not 'weirded out.'

I've also always thought circumsized penises were uglier, to tell you the truth (though I'm not particularly a fan of looking at anybody's dick but my own, and then only in the context of a naked woman ;)).
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Aw man. The women actually like it circumcised?
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unbeataBULL wrote:Aw man. The women actually like it circumcised?
It's a personal opinion. There are women who prefer uncircumcised out there too. It's just that all those people with circumcisions don't know they exist. :P
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unbeataBULL wrote:Aw man. The women actually like it circumcised?
It's a case of a lot of American women being used to seeing it. In some (more sophisticated :P ) countries it is the complete opposite.
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I like Nitram's better than circumcised, and I've had a few of them
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To paraphrase Pen & Teller

"Foreskin, the natural ribbed for her pleasure."

I can honestly say that I cannot imagine much worse than cutting off parts of my penis. Shudders
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Re: Regrowing my foreskin...

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FireNexus wrote:So, i was circumcised as a baby, and after watching the penn and teller episode about it, i decided I kind of want to regrow my foreskin, just to see what it's like, or maybe to feel more whole. What does everyone think about that?
Best of luck to you, I hope it all turns out well.
Haha, you poor circumcised fellows. I'm just thankful that my mother thought better.
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Superman wrote:I don't want my freggin foreskin back? Are you crazy?
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

it looks frickin bizarre. I was watching a porno couple nights ago, and was like, 'what is *that*?"
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