Kurgan wrote:Watching Revelations now, very nicely done. It stars Linda Fiorentino (of "Dogma" fame) and Anna Nicole Smith as her nemesis, the Emperor's Hand.
The lead actress does look a bit like Linda, you're right. I couldn't place why she looked familiar when I watched it, but that's who she resembles alright.
Kurgan wrote:Watching Revelations now, very nicely done. It stars Linda Fiorentino (of "Dogma" fame) and Anna Nicole Smith as her nemesis, the Emperor's Hand.
The lead actress does look a bit like Linda, you're right. I couldn't place why she looked familiar when I watched it, but that's who she resembles alright.
Though I have to disagree on the ANS comparison.
The Emperor's Hand chick has a gigantic chin.
Obviously an implant she's gotten since we last saw her.
CGI was easily the best I've ever seen in a fanfilm, but acting and story sucked donkey balls. With these production values, I would've rather seen a short film set in an original universe. Pretending that this is supposed to be "real Star Wars" didn't work for me.
Another problem with fanfilms is that they take themselves too seriously.
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Oberleutnant wrote:CGI was easily the best I've ever seen in a fanfilm, but acting and story sucked donkey balls. With these production values, I would've rather seen a short film set in an original universe. Pretending that this is supposed to be "real Star Wars" didn't work for me.
Another problem with fanfilms is that they take themselves too seriously.
What was that one that broke out into a Mentos commercial halfway through? I can't remember the title, but that wasn't anywhere near serious (well the first half was dead serious, heh, so more the shock!). Troops is itself a parody and full of humor (albeit dark). PA Wars? Star Dudes? C'mon, there's always exceptions...
Oberleutnant wrote:CGI was easily the best I've ever seen in a fanfilm, but acting and story sucked donkey balls. With these production values, I would've rather seen a short film set in an original universe. Pretending that this is supposed to be "real Star Wars" didn't work for me.
Another problem with fanfilms is that they take themselves too seriously.
What was that one that broke out into a Mentos commercial halfway through? I can't remember the title, but that wasn't anywhere near serious (well the first half was dead serious, heh, so more the shock!). Troops is itself a parody and full of humor (albeit dark). PA Wars? Star Dudes? C'mon, there's always exceptions...
Oberleutnant wrote:CGI was easily the best I've ever seen in a fanfilm, but acting and story sucked donkey balls. With these production values, I would've rather seen a short film set in an original universe. Pretending that this is supposed to be "real Star Wars" didn't work for me.
Another problem with fanfilms is that they take themselves too seriously.
What was that one that broke out into a Mentos commercial halfway through? I can't remember the title, but that wasn't anywhere near serious (well the first half was dead serious, heh, so more the shock!). Troops is itself a parody and full of humor (albeit dark). PA Wars? Star Dudes? C'mon, there's always exceptions...
Legacy of the Jedi.
I was kinda disappointed about that one. For the first half, I was thinking "Wow. A non-comedy fanfilm that doesn't suck. Could this finally be the one that breaks the rule?" Then, Mentos.
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I just watched Broken Alliances and Fanboys. Fanboys was humorus but not very interesting. I liked BA more but they could have done a better job with the imps costumes. Still cannot get revelations to work.
Btw I see all this HAB stuff in people sigs but I have no idea of what HAB is, could someone explain?
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Kartr_Kana wrote:I just watched Broken Alliances and Fanboys. Fanboys was humorus but not very interesting. I liked BA more but they could have done a better job with the imps costumes. Still cannot get revelations to work.
Btw I see all this HAB stuff in people sigs but I have no idea of what HAB is, could someone explain?
The Heavy Armour Brigade. It's a subform (you've got to apply and meet certain criteria to access it) to SDNet in which they talk about blowing shit up real good. And other things along those lines.
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961
Anyone remember Duality? I thought that was a good Fanfilm, not great but fun to watch. Good CGI, decent acting and Great Dualing. LEGACY OF THE JEDI was also pretty good.
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Anyone remember Duality? I thought that was a good Fanfilm, not great but fun to watch. Good CGI, decent acting and Great Dualing. LEGACY OF THE JEDI was also pretty good.
It was a well-executed lightsaber battle. It wasn't a film in the slightest. Duality kind of irritates me, to be honest. Mainly because people put it on the shelf as an example of great filmmaking, when it's really just an example of great fighting/effects, not filmmaking.
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:In other words, it's an effects demo.
No, that's not the problem. It's an effects demo that's widely considered to be a fanfilm. That's what bothers me. If everyone recognized it as an effects demo, no problem.
Yeah, someone recommended it to me earlier today, I watched it, and I was thinking "This is supposed to be one of the greatest fanfilms ever made? It doesn't even have a plot!"
The graphics were pretty cool. But, no offense intended as I know these films are made off of the goodwill of fans, but there should be a weight limitation for certain roles..
Kurgan wrote:
What was that one that broke out into a Mentos commercial halfway through? I can't remember the title, but that wasn't anywhere near serious (well the first half was dead serious, heh, so more the shock!). Troops is itself a parody and full of humor (albeit dark). PA Wars? Star Dudes? C'mon, there's always exceptions...
Legacy of the Jedi.
I was kinda disappointed about that one. For the first half, I was thinking "Wow. A non-comedy fanfilm that doesn't suck. Could this finally be the one that breaks the rule?" Then, Mentos.
Oberleutnant wrote:CGI was easily the best I've ever seen in a fanfilm, but acting and story sucked donkey balls. With these production values, I would've rather seen a short film set in an original universe. Pretending that this is supposed to be "real Star Wars" didn't work for me.
Another problem with fanfilms is that they take themselves too seriously.
What was that one that broke out into a Mentos commercial halfway through? I can't remember the title, but that wasn't anywhere near serious (well the first half was dead serious, heh, so more the shock!).
True! I should've made myself more clear, sorry.
With fan film parodies, it doesn't matter that much if acting or CGI don't reach professional level. They can afford to suck more, provided that the humour aspect is in good hands. Sometimes, low production values may even enhance it. It's harder to make a good serious fan film than a parody.
Troops is itself a parody and full of humor (albeit dark). PA Wars? Star Dudes? C'mon, there's always exceptions...
All these are great.
But how many good serious fan films can you think of?
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Oberleutnant wrote:CGI was easily the best I've ever seen in a fanfilm, but acting and story sucked donkey balls. With these production values, I would've rather seen a short film set in an original universe. Pretending that this is supposed to be "real Star Wars" didn't work for me.
Another problem with fanfilms is that they take themselves too seriously.
What was that one that broke out into a Mentos commercial halfway through? I can't remember the title, but that wasn't anywhere near serious (well the first half was dead serious, heh, so more the shock!). Troops is itself a parody and full of humor (albeit dark). PA Wars? Star Dudes? C'mon, there's always exceptions...
I remember there was this fanfilm, very well done, excellent effects... and then it turned out to be a Mountain Dew commercial. That was pretty hilarious...
Elheru Aran wrote:I remember there was this fanfilm, very well done, excellent effects... and then it turned out to be a Mountain Dew commercial. That was pretty hilarious...
Essence of the Force. Hands-down one of the best overall endeavors I've ever seen.
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The Silence and I wrote:I was impressed, the CGI was very good and the story was ok. The acting was not so good, but that is to be expected; if everyone could just up and act we wouldn't have actors as a profession
The split nose carrier at least is star wars. It's in the Tech Comm, and it was nice to see one.