Regrowing my foreskin...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2005-04-27 05:57pm

it looks frickin bizarre. I was watching a porno couple nights ago, and was like, 'what is *that*?"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-04-27 06:12pm

Durandal wrote:
Superman wrote:I don't want my freggin foreskin back? Are you crazy?
What's wrong with having another ten or twenty thousand nerve endings to light up during sex?

Because God says sexual pleasure is the DEVIL and encourages masturbation, which turns you into a raving pedophile rapist! Now you will say 120 Hail Marys and 60 rosaries! On your knees!

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2005-04-27 06:56pm

Smuggler's run wrote:grow it if u feel like it.

if i ever get convicted im gonna blame it on socioty for making the first experience of my life hell, i mean i come out, they smack me in the ass, and chop of half my penis! who could blame me for going on a shooting spree!

Hey! Lucky you, you just had it cut off, I had to live for 8 days, grow some feelings, THEN have it cut off.

Quadlok · Post by **Quadlok** » 2005-04-27 07:26pm

Just remember to clean it regularly if you do. You can get some pretty funky smells otherwise.

Oh, and one nice thing is it helps prevent chafing during masturbation.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2005-04-27 08:15pm

Durandal wrote:What's wrong with having another ten or twenty thousand nerve endings to light up during sex?

I didn't know they could actually regrow nerves. I would think this is just skin tissue growth or something, or not?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2005-04-27 08:25pm

Durandal wrote:
Superman wrote:I don't want my freggin foreskin back? Are you crazy?
What's wrong with having another ten or twenty thousand nerve endings to light up during sex?

Well, you cum faster.

Also, I think that foreskin restoration does regrow your nerves, but I'm not sure. Don't have time to look up.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2005-04-27 10:22pm

Destructionator XIII wrote:I've always had my foreskin, and I love it, so I must ask: what are the actual advantages to circumcison, if any? Does it have any medical advantages?

No; it's superstitiouis mutilation, nothing more.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-04-27 10:30pm

Destructionator XIII wrote:I've always had my foreskin, and I love it, so I must ask: what are the actual advantages to circumcison, if any? Does it have any medical advantages?

Well, It's also more hygenic... But only if your a lazy bastard and don't wash up the most trasured part of your body!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2005-04-27 10:36pm

Destructionator XIII wrote:I've always had my foreskin, and I love it, so I must ask: what are the actual advantages to circumcison, if any? Does it have any medical advantages?

Well, actually, I remember a friend of mine (and nearly me) having to be circumcised in primary school, because we didn't shake out and excess urine at the end of pissing, or something. Maybe it was an infection going round. I don't remember what the problem was, exactly, but it hurt and i had to have salts in the bath or something. Circumcision was a treatment for it, so I'm going to assume it'd work as a preventative measure too.

Beyond that, well, there's the potential you clould get cancer on it, but that's true of anywhere, and would set a bit of a stupid precedent.

I wish I'd stop hearing the "I think it looks okay, so I wasn't mutilated" arguments when discussing whether it's morally right or not to do it to children. Tattooing a baby's face because yours was tattooed after birth and you didn't mind it would be out of the question, but genital mutilation? That's A-ok!

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-04-27 10:37pm

NecronLord wrote:
unbeataBULL wrote:Aw man. The women actually like it circumcised?
It's a case of a lot of American women being used to seeing it. In some (more sophisticated ) countries it is the complete opposite.

So, for example, a sexy Italian Monica Bellucci-caliber chick would prefer uncircumcised penises? Europe, here I come...

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-04-27 10:39pm

As a side note, doesn't this belong in ARSE?

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-04-27 10:43pm

As a circumcised male, I've never had any problems with it. But I'll be the first to admit it is mutilation of the male body. *shrugs* My only opinion is that a circumcised penis does look "cleaner" and easier to clean.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2005-04-27 11:08pm

You can have my cock... When you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

*Hands begin shaking in... uh... Fear. That's it. Fear of circumcision*

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-04-27 11:17pm

Ah, the good ole National Cock-holders Association. God bless America.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2005-04-28 12:37am

unbeataBULL wrote:Aw man. The women actually like it circumcised?

Not all women. For instance, I find circumcised penises to be, well, kinda boring and exposed. I prefer to see foreskins. They're more fun to play with uncut, anyway.

Smuggler's run · Post by **Smuggler's run** » 2005-04-28 09:25am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Superman wrote:I don't want my freggin foreskin back? Are you crazy?
What's wrong with having another ten or twenty thousand nerve endings to light up during sex?
Because God says sexual pleasure is the DEVIL and encourages masturbation, which turns you into a raving pedophile rapist! Now you will say 120 Hail Marys and 60 rosaries! On your knees!

i kinda found that last part a bit kinky.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2005-04-28 11:20am

Be sure you don't turn yellow and start to smell really bad.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-01 02:20pm

Mayabird wrote:
unbeataBULL wrote:Aw man. The women actually like it circumcised?
Not all women. For instance, I find circumcised penises to be, well, kinda boring and exposed. I prefer to see foreskins. They're more fun to play with uncut, anyway.

I don't mean how it looks. I mean how it feels in there. And how it feels for the male in question.