What's the ultimate way to find out if a member is a girl?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-18 08:29pm

Do you guys think it'd be possible to tell gender from reading a member's writing style, word choice, etc?

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-18 08:30pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Is that a challenge? Because concidering the kind of people here, if it is, you are very brave, or very stupid.

I think I'll let you decide that for yourself.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-11-18 08:30pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Zaia wrote: I don't scare easily, dear.
Is that a challenge? Because concidering the kind of people here, if it is, you are very brave, or very stupid.

Oh, it's bravery, I feel generous enough to admit it. What a sweet person... I do hope she lasts long, or the fava beans and Chianti will be wasted.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 08:31pm

Mr Bean wrote:Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask

1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)

1. I tell the truth

2. I am approximately 19 years, 6 months, and 18 days (give or take a few hours)

3. I own four pair of shoes: two sneakers, one brown dress pair, and one black dress pair.

According to Bean, I am a girl...

This makes Black Mage angry

Commence.

Primary.

Ignition.

[edit]Tried yanking a link from Iggy that didn't work...fixed the pic.[/edit]

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-18 08:31pm

Shinova wrote:Do you guys think it'd be possible to tell gender from reading a member's writing style, word choice, etc?

Well anyone who refers to other members as "dear" and is not being sarcastic or condescending is definitely a woman. Besides that I don't know.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-11-18 08:32pm

Shinova wrote:Do you guys think it'd be possible to tell gender from reading a member's writing style, word choice, etc?

Yeshum! Ögdar bellur, marzh drükkum layb. Shalahlal galil habibi durkam, baral kymalat.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-18 08:35pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-18 08:36pm

Dark is a bandwith thief!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-18 08:41pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Dark is a bandwith thief!

Erect the cross!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-18 08:42pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Dark is a bandwith thief!
Erect the cross!

lol. He said erect....

PS: Cyril's first law strikes again!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 08:44pm

verilon wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Dark is a bandwith thief!
Erect the cross!
lol. He said erect....

PS: Cyril's first law strikes again!

*thwap* That's a law intended to be broken.

And I fixed the link, y'all. No crucifixion today (except maybe my roommate if he doesn't stop snoring...it's only 8:40!)

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-18 08:45pm

EEEK!!! Dark IS stealing my bandwidth!!! I don't have infinite bandwidth you know!!

Now I must impale you with the

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-18 08:55pm

verilon wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Dark is a bandwith thief!
Erect the cross!
lol. He said erect....

PS: Cyril's first law strikes again!

Now you're going to learn what a SVD is...

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-18 08:57pm

Actually people can use pics hosted on my site. Go right ahead.

As long as you don't abuse the bandwidth....

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-18 09:00pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
verilon wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: Erect the cross!
lol. He said erect....

PS: Cyril's first law strikes again!

Now you're going to learn what a SVD is...

Fair bit of power with that weapon. But not the accuracy a real sniper needs. Feel the power of M82

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-11-18 09:04pm

Speaking of females on the board, just when is Lady Wong gonna join? I'm sure she'd have some interesting things to say.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 09:11pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:Speaking of females on the board, just when is Lady Wong gonna join? I'm sure she'd have some interesting things to say.

now THAT would be interesting.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-18 09:13pm

Imagine the size her welcoming thread would grow to

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 09:15pm

Shinova wrote:Imagine the size her welcoming thread would grow to

That would suck up Lord Wong's bandwidth, methinks

.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-11-18 10:38pm

quote:
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Originally posted by Next of Kin:
start a belch and fart thread. If that person posts there then they have to be male!
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Not necessarily. I'd post in it.

Kelly, what would you write about in an belch n' fart thread?!?!?!??

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-18 11:58pm

Hey, y'all, what about this?

http://www.thespark.com/gendertest/

"Our Claim"

"Guys and girls are different in ways only we realize. In fact, without asking about your clothes, grooming, or chest, our Gender Test *will* predict, with 100% accuracy, whether you're a guy or a girl."

What say you? Up to it?

I took it--LOVE question #23 (sorry, Ted & D.W.

)!!
And I'm "definitely a woman"--woohoo!! *phew* I was so worried....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-19 12:12am

Zaia wrote:Hey, y'all, what about this?

http://www.thespark.com/gendertest/

"Our Claim"

"Guys and girls are different in ways only we realize. In fact, without asking about your clothes, grooming, or chest, our Gender Test *will* predict, with 100% accuracy, whether you're a guy or a girl."

What say you? Up to it?

I took it--LOVE question #23 (sorry, Ted & D.W. )!!
And I'm "definitely a woman"--woohoo!! *phew* I was so worried....

Hmmm...interesting.

It says I'm definitely a man. It says it get's smarter the more it goes, so they probably just came up with a bunch of questions and started it going, then after a while it gets used to how things work and becomes accurate.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-19 12:18am

Yup, I'm a guy.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 01:03am

I'm a man. My manhood is assured. Especially after David thought I was a woman today.

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-19 01:05am

WOOHOO! I am definately a woman! (according to the quiz) and I know that...

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

How many hours do you spend shopping?

How many power tools do you have?

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

1) I probably wouldn't ask him that because he would end up having a nervous breakdown when he knew it was a trick question.
2) I now own one drill, which I can drill holes with, but really haven't had the need to.
3) a Dragunoc SVD? hmm, Isn't that a Russian gun thing, mmm, might have heard about it in a book
4) no idea, probably another weapon
5) at first I thought this was a calculator, but then I was like, "Duh Ewo, that is called a TI 80"whatever" and you paid a fortune for that dumb thing just so you could play tetris during class"
so I must assume another sort of weapon
yes, I must be a girl because I am not bent on destruction... yet.