Argh, the poll died months ago and I didn't even notice! I don't know what happened to it, but I lost the poll numbers for poll #13. All I know is that the Borg were winning by a big margin. Oh well, it would be stupid to run the poll again to get the same results, so I'll fix the polling code and throw up a new one.Dalton wrote:Good, but I still see "[an error occurred while processing this directive]" above it. Is it SSI?Darth Wong wrote:Thanks for the info. That has now been fixed.Dalton wrote:Mike, you broke the "Recent Forum Topics" thing on your main page.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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You don't have the results in a text file somewhere on the server?Darth Wong wrote:Argh, the poll died months ago and I didn't even notice! I don't know what happened to it, but I lost the poll numbers for poll #13. All I know is that the Borg were winning by a big margin. Oh well, it would be stupid to run the poll again to get the same results, so I'll fix the polling code and throw up a new one.
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mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster
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The.......Slowness......is.....killing.......me.......
Board goes from fine one minute to 28k modem speed the next.
Board goes from fine one minute to 28k modem speed the next.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Ah, so that explains the sudden horrible performance lags. I've temporarily disabled the search function on the main board (it still works on the Archive board) while I try to figure out what's causing this.Zaia wrote:The board is freezing when I go to use the search function.
Unfortunately, the SQL query appears to be normal, which might suggest that the problem is simply that the board's sheer size has passed a certain threshold which causes performance problems with my limited 1 GB of RAM. That would also explain why this problem just started today even though the new version has been in place for several days.
I've been thinking of upgrading to 2GB, but my MB can't support that much PC3200 RAM, so I would have to buy 2GB of PC2700 RAM and basically throw out the 1GB of PC3200 RAM that I already have.
For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron.
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
"This is what happens when you use trivia napkins for research material"- Sea Skimmer on "Pearl Harbour".
"Do you work out? Your hands are so strong! Especially the right one!"- spoken to Bud Bundy
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment!
"This is what happens when you use trivia napkins for research material"- Sea Skimmer on "Pearl Harbour".
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Well, the ISP guy showed up and fixed the outage. Looks like an outside cable got torn loose.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Outside cable? Is that the norm?Darth Wong wrote:Well, the ISP guy showed up and fixed the outage. Looks like an outside cable got torn loose.
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The outside cable goes to a rooftop transceiver, because I'm using a wireless Internet connection.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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The search function seems to be out on the archive board, too. Is that intentional?
EDIT: Disregard. It was either temporary or I'm to stupid to come up with valid search parameters. I suspect the latter.
EDIT: Disregard. It was either temporary or I'm to stupid to come up with valid search parameters. I suspect the latter.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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I just got the following error message while trying to get into the OT forum.
Warning: mysql_connect(): Lost connection to MySQL server during query in /var/www/html/db/mysql4.php on line 48
Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/html/db/mysql4.php on line 330
Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/html/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error
Could not connect to the database
Warning: mysql_connect(): Lost connection to MySQL server during query in /var/www/html/db/mysql4.php on line 48
Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/html/db/mysql4.php on line 330
Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/html/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error
Could not connect to the database
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
There was something screwy going on with a number of pics (ie someone's Yoda avitar pic instead of the profile button, the MSN button instead of my avitar pic). Seems to be fine now after reloading my avitar.
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Okay a typed url like www.somethingawful.co* gets the .com replased with co* in the text but not the url
A new plugin added or?
A new plugin added or?
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Text filter.Faram wrote:Okay a typed url like www.somethingawful.co* gets the .com replased with co* in the text but not the url
A new plugin added or?
"I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let The Wookiee win."
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Do not taunt The Wookiee.
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Knight of the Order of the Galactic Empire
Do not taunt The Wookiee.
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Good!The Wookiee wrote:Text filter.Faram wrote:Okay a typed url like www.somethingawful.co* gets the .com replased with co* in the text but not the url
A new plugin added or?
But the filter needs to change the url and not just the text to be effective.
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Yes, it's an issue we are aware of.Faram wrote:Good!
But the filter needs to change the url and not just the text to be effective.
"I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let The Wookiee win."
SDnet BBS Administrator: Service With A Roar (And A Hydrospanner)
Knight of the Order of the Galactic Empire
Do not taunt The Wookiee.
SDnet BBS Administrator: Service With A Roar (And A Hydrospanner)
Knight of the Order of the Galactic Empire
Do not taunt The Wookiee.
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Disregard. PEBKAC.
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Sorry for the momentary glitch just now. I had to do a couple of system maintenance operations.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Yeah, I got logged out when the board came back up. That happen to anyone else?
It's Rogue, not Rouge!
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Ah, wondered why I couldn't access the board for 30 minutes just now. I'm guessing there was further maintenance.Darth Wong wrote:Sorry for the momentary glitch just now. I had to do a couple of system maintenance operations.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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Seems to be sorted now, so I'm guessing the maintenance is over and done with.Firefox wrote:Same problem here.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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Didn't you read the thread with a title in great big capital letters saying that the board was going to go down for half an hour? They had to do electrical work in the building.
It's Rogue, not Rouge!
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