(My apologies if this has been posted before, I searched the forums using various keywords and couldn't see that it had so I'll go out on a limb here...)
This is hilarious. I just read the whole thing and had tears streaming down my face at some of it.
The problem is solved now, however. I crushed his trachea with my mind, and promoted Piett to command the fleet. I have transmitted to following note to Ozzel's kin:
Dear House of Ozzel,
I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.
He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.
Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.
Sincerely,
D. Vader
EBC: Mississippi Division Sleeper Unit "The Sad Weimaraners".
That blog does make you think deeply about Vader's perceptions. I've not read any EU material on the subject matter, so it is extremely enlightening, despite being fanfiction. For example, I never really thought of how pissed off Vader might get every time he sees the Millenium Falcon or what he his son.
It's also solved some problems, like Han and Leia's journey to Bespin.
As of yesterday, that site's been assimilated into my daily routine. I imagine that fictional character blogs will become increasingly popular(if they already aren't).
