3-pointers for Jesus

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-04-30 09:04pm

In his postgame interview, Jason Terry of the Dallas Mavericks gushed: "First of all I have to thank the Lord, Jesus was really with me tonight ...."

Do they really think Jesus has money down on NBA games?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2005-04-30 09:16pm

Wouldn't that mean that the Mavericks were cheating since Jesus should count as a 6th man for their team?

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2005-04-30 09:29pm

Wouldn't it be funny if both sides praised the Lord and only one side won? Does that mean Jesus is taking side bets?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-04-30 09:33pm

The other team must have sinned.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-01 01:47am

I'm waiting for some fundie to call this blasphemy: and for once I wouldn't disagree (except for the blasphemy part). It's incredibly stupid to assume that a being such as God would even fucking care about a basketball game.

I can imagine Jesus and God taking bets on who'll win the Halo tournament.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-05-01 04:35pm

unbeataBULL wrote: I can imagine Jesus and God taking bets on who'll win the Halo tournament.

"Jeeesuuus! Judas is teamkilling again!"

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-01 05:13pm

Jesus: U fuking tking n00b!!!!!!111oneonelevenone

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-05-01 05:15pm

Satan was cast out for game cheats ....

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-01 05:16pm

Bah. He was a haxxor bitch.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2005-05-01 05:34pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:The other team must have sinned.

Yao Ming is a Godless commie. Of course Jesus would help the Mavs.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-05-01 07:22pm

neoolong wrote:Wouldn't that mean that the Mavericks were cheating since Jesus should count as a 6th man for their team?

Nope. As stated in the rulebook page 126 paragraph 2 that good luck charms are allowed as long as it is firmly attached to the back of the player. So he'll be on one of Maverick player's back helping the team.

(cookie for the one who knows where it came from)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-05-01 07:38pm

It'd be cool if one of them rushed up into the stands, beat up some fans, and then gave thanks to God. "Jesus was with me when I beat that cracka beotch."

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-05-01 07:50pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:It'd be cool if one of them rushed up into the stands, beat up some fans, and then gave thanks to God. "Jesus was with me when I beat that cracka beotch."

Would they suspend Jesus for a couple of games then?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-05-01 10:08pm

Surlethe wrote:Would they suspend Jesus for a couple of games then?

Not in Texas they wouldn't.

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-05-01 10:30pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Surlethe wrote:Would they suspend Jesus for a couple of games then?
Not in Texas they wouldn't.

Not necessary, surely there would be a couple season ticket holders with a pickup and 30 feet of chain .....

Alliance SpecForceTrooper · Post by **Alliance SpecForceTrooper** » 2005-05-02 01:06am

God can't even hear that clod, let alone be with him. How is the infinite supposed to interact with the finite?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-05-02 01:20am

Nephtys wrote:
unbeataBULL wrote: I can imagine Jesus and God taking bets on who'll win the Halo tournament.
"Jeeesuuus! Judas is teamkilling again!"

Why does that remind me of that scene at the last supper in History of the World pt 1?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-05-02 03:50am

no Jesus saves

Zeus SCORES!