What's the ultimate way to find out if a member is a girl?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 01:23am

I got man but I also got this:

Should I be worried?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-19 01:25am

Shinova wrote:I got man but I also got this:

http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/gra ... hart_5.gif

Should I be worried?

Dunno. Mine was a bit left and down from yours.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-19 01:28am

Shinova wrote:I got man but I also got this:

Should I be worried?

Worried? You should be elated. You are more well balanced than most people of either sex.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-19 01:32am

If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

- Be very concerned. Unless Sarah had a sex change operation I don't think I'd be in that situation.

How many hours do you spend shopping?

- For what? I'll spend an hour over the course of the week getting groceries. When I do clothes shopping its in/out minimum time. Electronics/Computers/Games... MUCH TIME.

How many power tools do you have?

- None, but I have a great collection of regular tools from jewellers tools through to pipe wrenches.

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

- Russian sniper rifle. 7.62mm IIRC. Nice weapon. Semi Auto.

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

- AK-47. The choice of terrorists and third worlders globally.

A T-34?

- Schweet WW2 Soviet tank.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 01:38am

Guess what? I retook the test twice. I did not try to skew results.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

I GOT WOMAN!!! TWICE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

I'M A FREEEEEAAAK!!!!!

MUST SELF-DESTRUCT!!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-19 01:39am

Ouch. Maybe it's that AV of yours, Shinova.

j/k

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-19 01:42am

Nothing wrong with that, Shinova.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 01:46am

Maybe that just means you don't allow yourself to be contained by the stereotypes that dictate normal male behaviour...or something.

And XaLEv's right--there's nothing wrong with that! Just like there's nothing wrong with Ando for being from Canadia....

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-19 01:49am

Bloke!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 01:58am

Zaia's avatar.....

THE TSUNAMI CHANNEL INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-19 02:02am

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

How many hours do you spend shopping?

How many power tools do you have?

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

1. Be frightened, since I am a heterosexual male
2. Per week? Maybe 1.
3. None. I'm not allowed to have them in my dorm. I do have a ratchet set, and I work with power tools most weekends at a construction site.
4. Dragunov SVD: Russian sniper rifle, uses a 7.62mmx54R round, 20 round magazine, ~4.3 kilogram weight, 547mm barrel, muzzle velocity 830 m/s, approximate effective range 1.3 kilometers.
5. Avtomat Kalishnokova 1947, also known as AK-47 assault rifle. 7.62mmx39 round, 30 round magazine, ~3.15 kilogram weight, 414mm barrel, muzzle velocity 715 m/s, approximate effective range 300 meters.
6. T-34 Russian tank, WWII issue, heavy armor, heavy weaponry. Considered among the most effective tanks of the war, halted the German assault on Russia.

As far as the Spark goes:
I test out as a woman, though very near the center.

They're off.

[edit]I'm also frightened that Shinova and I ended up in the exact same place...[/edit]

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 02:05am

Shinova wrote:Zaia's avatar.....

THE TSUNAMI CHANNEL INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!

Mwahahahah................

Yeah Newbie Class of Oct. 2002!!

(Sorry, not sure that newbie thing is appropriate here, but I keep meaning to say it!!)

Post by **fgalkin** » 2002-11-19 02:13am

http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/gender.cgi

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

EDIT: I'm a man

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 02:20am

Zaia wrote:
Shinova wrote:Zaia's avatar.....

THE TSUNAMI CHANNEL INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!

Mwahahahah................

Yeah Newbie Class of Oct. 2002!!

(Sorry, not sure that newbie thing is appropriate here, but I keep meaning to say it!!)

Hehe. Newbies are so cute when they're young. *Pinches cheek*

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 02:28am

neoolong wrote:Hehe. Newbies are so cute when they're young. *Pinches cheek*

Awww, thanks?

Not a newbie anymore...although I certainly am more of one than Shinova. *points at Ewo* Now THERE'S a newbie for ya!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 02:37am

Zaia wrote:
neoolong wrote:Hehe. Newbies are so cute when they're young. *Pinches cheek*
Awww, thanks? Not a newbie anymore...although I certainly am more of one than Shinova. *points at Ewo* Now THERE'S a newbie for ya!

Yaay. Another newbie.

Hehe. By now, I am in the top 30 posters, so many are considered newbies to me. Not that post count matters of course.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 02:39am

neoolong wrote:Yaay. Another newbie.

Hehe. By now, I am in the top 30 posters, so many are considered newbies to me. Not that post count matters of course.

Yeah, but Ewo's a girl newbie. That makes her extra-special.

And that's cool, I'm a newbie to you. It's ok--I can take it!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 02:41am

Zaia wrote:
neoolong wrote:Yaay. Another newbie.

Hehe. By now, I am in the top 30 posters, so many are considered newbies to me. Not that post count matters of course.
Yeah, but Ewo's a girl newbie. That makes her extra-special.

And that's cool, I'm a newbie to you. It's ok--I can take it!

Wow. I'm suprised by the number of females on this board.

Naw, you're not a newbie, I'm just messing around. Don't feel bad.

Good night.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-19 02:58am

Woo no genderchange just yet

:relief:

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-19 03:31am

Just noticed something...Look at the graphs. Over on the right side, there are two small, dense spots of blue; one on the lower right corner, and another, REALLY dense one a bit left of the upper right corner. Also notice how wide spread females are through the male side, compared to the spread of males on the female side.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-19 03:44am

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-11-19 04:16am

Shinova wrote:I got man but I also got this:

Should I be worried?

I got the same result. But, then again, I've always felt like a lesbian trapped in a man's body

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote: If you asked your boyfriend/husband "does this dress make me look fat?" and he says yes, what would you do?

Having neither, the question is moot.

How many hours do you spend shopping?

Clothes? 0.1 hours
CDs? 2+

How many power tools do you have?

None, dammit!

What are the following (specific answers need):

A Dragunov SVD?

A Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947?

A T-34?

Hmm, no idea, but from your previous posts, I would assume weapons or military transports.
The first sounds like some big-ass rifle or a Russian military transport.
The second, a Russian machine gun?
The third, hmm isn't that a craft from SW? A head-hunter something or other?

Actually, I saw WeeMadAndo's post, very informative, but the above were the answers in my head before I saw what WMA said.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-19 04:23am

WARNING. RUSSIAN WEAPONS POLICE! YOU HAVE BEEN CITED FOR A VIOLATION!

The first sounds like some big-ass rifle or a Russian military transport.

An SVD (Snayperskaya Vintovka Dragunova) is a sniper rifle in 7.62x54R, issued on the squad level to designated marksmen in Soviet/ Russian and other WARPAC forces. It is not a 'big-ass' rifle by most definitions, nor a military transport.

The second, a Russian machine gun?

An Avtomat Kalashnikov Model of 1947 is the full name of the AK-47, which is an assault rifle in 7.62x39mm, not a machine gun.

The third, hmm isn't that a craft from SW? A head-hunter something or other?

You should be locked up! HERETIC!

The T-34 is a medium tank used by the Soviet Union in World War Two. It is one of the classic tanks of ALL TIME.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-11-19 04:38am

Vympel wrote:WARNING. RUSSIAN WEAPONS POLICE! YOU HAVE BEEN CITED FOR A VIOLATION!

Hey, will they shoot me on site, or will I get to ride in one of those big cool black sedans first?

I really had no idea what any of those things were, just guessed

I like things that go boom (4th of July is my favorite holiday), just never really been into guns or tanks enough to learn a lot about them. I can see that that will change the longer I hang out here though

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-19 11:44am

I thought a couple of questions were pretty obviously intended to give it away.

--the one about nukes

and to a lesser extent --the one about carrying things in your pockets all the time.