I hope it's a parody site...

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-19 01:23am

Got this off of a rather interesting place called Totse (http://www.totse.com)

I didn't think this line of thinking was possible...

http://free.freespeech.org/shockingtruth/

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-19 01:28am

My brother says they're for real. I reserve judgement, after looking at their anti-masturbation devices. You never know, though, now do ya.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-11-19 01:30am

It's enough to make me lack a few hours of sleep tonight

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-19 01:31am

Seen this. Can't tell.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-19 01:36am

Read this shit:

The fucking assholes at the BCC wrote:"No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it."
(1 Corinthians 10:12-14)

Have you ever wanted your son to have an outstanding voice in the choir? Does the thought that one day your son might indulge in the sickening habit of masturbation disturb you? Well now thanks to the work of Dr Martin Pew and with the help of the British Conservative Catholics we can offer you a service that will improve your son's singing voice and will also ensure he never masturbates: castration.

Although castration has been forbidden in the western countries since the last century, it is still legal in the small island of St Egdums' which is located in the Pacific Ocean south of Hawaii. This is where Dr Pew's (pictured on right) surgery can be found and, in conjunction with the BCC, we are making it possible for parents all over the world to raise their sons as castrati.

The last occidental castrato died in 1922 and I have spoken to many priests who bemoan the fact that castration is illegal. What church would not be proud to boast of a choir full of castrati? In the last centuries, boys who were castrated were famous for their magnificent voices. Due to the surgical intervention they had undergone, their voices did not change with puberty. As they grew older their lung capacity, chest's size, physical endurance and strength were generally greater than those of the normal male. As a result they were able to sing very powerfully.

Who knows, perhaps after your son has been castrated he could be the next Farinelli? We urge all parents to consider having their sons castrated by Dr Pew who offers a safe and inexpensive service. It has been a very long time since the world heard the unique voice of a castrato and with proper training your son could sing the magnificent operatic pieces of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

Not only will your son have a special voice but he will never be able to pleasure himself with the dirty, depraved and horrible practice of masturbation. I'm sure that any Catholic boy would be delighted to undergo this operation. So don't hesitate parents, arrange your son's castration now by clicking on the MERCHANDISE section of this site.

Excuse me, but I do believe that executing every one of these motherfuckers would constitute justifiable homicide.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 01:40am

I don't think parents have the right to do that to a kid. That's like going to have their arm cut off for no reason.

That is complete and utter stupidity.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-19 01:41am

Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-19 01:51am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.

Sadly, I don't think they are. This stuff is way too sick to be satire, IMO.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-19 01:52am

data_link wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.
Sadly, I don't think they are. This stuff is way too sick to be satire, IMO.

You haven't seen much satire, have you? This is almost child's play.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-11-19 02:15am

they have got to be shitting me... that is just fucked up and sick...

granted i've got some unclean mod ideas for that "pure thought helmet"...

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-11-19 02:31am

BCC wrote:...they use the internet as a propaganda tool to promote sickening practices such as masturbating and listening to rock music.

Hell yeah!!

Um...er...the rock music part, that is

haha gives new meaning to 'banging your head', doesn't it ?

Have to go find these guys. Load up my PA gear, and blast 'em with a few thousand watts of Slayer mixed with the audio track from Gang Bang Girls #14...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-19 02:38am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
data_link wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.
Sadly, I don't think they are. This stuff is way too sick to be satire, IMO.
You haven't seen much satire, have you? This is almost child's play.

After reading the castrati bit, I connot take this seriously. Very funny.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-11-19 03:00am

That site had me going for a bit, but read deeper, it's a joke.

From their "A message to the intellectuals" article:

You intelligent people cannot be Christians because you will not understand the inconsistencies in the Bible. You think they denigrate the validity of the Gospel, how wrong you are. Can you not see that God put them there to confuse you and appeal to the foolish? How I laugh at you. Understand this: "The foolishness of God (his Christian followers) is wiser than man's wisdom (atheism derived from intellectual contemplation)."

The followers of Christ ended the detestable practices of philosophy and science for 1,000 years. Initiating a cunning strategy of burning anyone who questioned theological and natural FACTS we managed to suppress those who challenged the authority of the Church. Christianity triumphed and reigned supreme until the arrival of evil men such as Galileo, Nietzsche and Karl Marx. But where are these men now? Dead!

We Christians will once again reclaim the earth. Already we have the USA within our grasp. The noble campaign to stop the mendacious teaching of the theory of evolution is enjoying success in the USA. If that strategy can be expanded to ban other pernicious subjects, such as philosophy and physics, we can triumph. Schools should instruct children, not educate them. Just look at all the harm that has been caused by learning. I cannot think of one positive thing that has come as a result of educating people.

One day the world will again be ruled by the "foolish" and the "weak"! Do you hear that intellectuals?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-19 03:13am

AM04: Anti-nocturnal emission blanket - £49.99
- delivers electric shock when fibres in blanket become damp
- 100% effective in curing bed-wetting and wet dreams

Also known as dodgy wiring.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-19 03:58am

Drewcifer wrote:That site had me going for a bit, but read deeper, it's a joke.

From their "A message to the intellectuals" article:

You intelligent people cannot be Christians because you will not understand the inconsistencies in the Bible. You think they denigrate the validity of the Gospel, how wrong you are. Can you not see that God put them there to confuse you and appeal to the foolish? How I laugh at you. Understand this: "The foolishness of God (his Christian followers) is wiser than man's wisdom (atheism derived from intellectual contemplation)."

The followers of Christ ended the detestable practices of philosophy and science for 1,000 years. Initiating a cunning strategy of burning anyone who questioned theological and natural FACTS we managed to suppress those who challenged the authority of the Church. Christianity triumphed and reigned supreme until the arrival of evil men such as Galileo, Nietzsche and Karl Marx. But where are these men now? Dead!

We Christians will once again reclaim the earth. Already we have the USA within our grasp. The noble campaign to stop the mendacious teaching of the theory of evolution is enjoying success in the USA. If that strategy can be expanded to ban other pernicious subjects, such as philosophy and physics, we can triumph. Schools should instruct children, not educate them. Just look at all the harm that has been caused by learning. I cannot think of one positive thing that has come as a result of educating people.

One day the world will again be ruled by the "foolish" and the "weak"! Do you hear that intellectuals?

...What do they mean 'One day'?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-11-19 12:31pm

Kill these motherfuckers! I wasn't kidding when I posted this... http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=5735
IT'S FUCKING REAL!!!

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-19 05:21pm

As I said, justifiable homicide.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-19 05:23pm

It's fake.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-19 06:29pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's fake.

And you know this how? Or is this just your faith in humanity preventing you from seeing the truth that there are people this sick in the world?

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-11-19 07:20pm

data_link wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's fake.
And you know this how? Or is this just your faith in humanity preventing you from seeing the truth that there are people this sick in the world?

It's possible that it is real, there are people out there 100x sicker than the BCC.

However, it's a common trait of British humour to parody something ridiculous by taking it very very seriously. Look at Monthy Python! IIRC John Cleese once said that their general method of humour was that "if you do something stupid long enough, it's quite funny".

Another potential clue is that almost none of the names or places (like the clinic on St. Egdum island) get any hits at google, other than the BCC site itself, and a few message boards. I suspect that if the BCC were real, there would many sites and posts of protest all over the 'net.

The only name that appears to be real is "Dale Winton", the host of the BCC's "Jehovah's Fitness" video. Keep in mind that Dale Winton is a game show host in the UK. One web site notes that, "Supermarket Sweep....is hosted by the gloriously and unashamedly camp Dale Winton."

Another clue is that it is just too silly to be real. From the castration page:

We are aware that a plane trip to St Egdums' would be arduous and expensive, so the BCC and Dr Pew have a created a special mail order service. All you have to do is to post your son to us in a specially prepared parcel available from the BCC and we will take care of the rest. Make sure you use plenty of bubble wrap and a generous amount of cotton wool. And don't forget the air holes! It might also be an idea to mark you parcel "fragile".

None of this is definitive, mind you, but all clues that lead me to believe that it is a farce.

However, any sd.net members in the London area could call the BCC to determine the truth about these folks.

BY PHONE
(+44) 0208 045 231.
The lines will be open from Tuesday to Friday, 1000 to 1630 (GMT).

If they are for real though, I suggest we send Wong, Iggy, fgalkin, and Hit-Man over for a visit

And I'm sure the sd.net resident black mages wouldn't mind sparing a Hadoken or two either

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-19 07:24pm

Well, even if it's fake, there are surely people out there with views even more disturbing than them.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 07:27pm

"Already we have the USA within our grasp".........

............

Right. People here go to church, but what's to say they're willing to go back to the old ways the fundies want?

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2002-11-19 07:27pm

It has to be a parody.

Those of you who think it's funny hiding razor blades in the envelopes, read this: We are now getting our children to open all our mail, so every time one of you sick fiends sends a blade in the post you are cutting the little fingers of a child.

complete with a picture of a poor child with bandaged fingers.

Besides, it's strange that reactionary Catholics should laud American fundamentalists, who, of course, are themselves evil heretics who have renounced the One True Church. But then again, Catholics have always been regarded as archaic and backwards by most Englishmen, so they make a perfect target for a British parody. Note that it is listed in the links sections of several sites as satire.

And Einhander, I entered the search you suggested and came up with eight sites. Six were sexual BDSM, one was stated satire, and one was questionable, but that one I did not explore fully. No doubt there are nutcases who do this sort of thing to innocent children, but fortunately they are very rare.