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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 10, 2052

at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 22, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)


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Post by Shinova »

June 18, 2064
at the age of 79 years old


Heart attack 32%
Cancer 27%
Drowning 11%
Horrible Accident 6%
Contagious Diesease 5%
Loneliness 5%




I think my school starts on this day...
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I am now planning on what to wear on my last day...
November 12th 2053 at the age of 72.
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
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Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
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I wanna live forever!!!


But as of now, I hold the highest record for longevity :twisted:
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Post by Faram »

September 23, 2043
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
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I be the youngest one to die. *pout*
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verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?
Deal. *shakes hand?*
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Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?
Deal. *shakes hand?*
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The first time I took this, I broke it, and it said I would live until I was 200, and I promptly die of alien abduction.

This time, I got a new, possibly more likely one.

October 27, 2069
at the age of 87 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (29%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 8, 2028 at the age of 46 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
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October 5, 2051
at the age of 79 years old.
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 14, 2059
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)??????????????????????

I guess I shouldn't have said them I never had group or unprotected sex :x

And my grandfather died of cancer. The creepy part: He was 80...
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Post by Lex »

May 2, 2068
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Horrible Accident (18%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


i wonder why so many people claim to have leprosy...well, after what I've seen here, I'll prolly become the oldest SD.net member...
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My results:

March 9, 2059
at the age of 89 years old. Nice to know I won't be killed in some freak
accident or in combat.
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September 29, 2066
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
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Crayz9000 wrote:September 29, 2066
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
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verilon wrote:
Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed. :D
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verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Don't ask me...
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Tsyroc wrote:
verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed. :D
I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?
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verilon wrote:I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?
LOL
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verilon wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed. :D
I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?
Should have stopped doing that at 81. :D
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Post by Tsyroc »

August 1, 2038
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (20%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
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