How Lightsabers Work!

Haminal10 · Post by **Haminal10** » 2005-05-05 02:23pm

Braedley · Post by **Braedley** » 2005-05-05 03:31pm

I just checked it out, although I still haven't been able to find a working one to trim my hedges...

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2005-05-05 03:43pm

That's hillarious indeed.

"A lightsaber can help convince an assailant that no means no."

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-05-05 04:02pm

"Lighting a cigarette" Bwahahaha.

Manus Celer Dei · Post by **Manus Celer Dei** » 2005-05-05 04:42pm

The big advantage of using a lightsaber, of course, is that you can both cut and toast the bagel in one stroke.

Pure gold.

squidman001 · Post by **squidman001** » 2005-05-05 05:09pm

Heating Coffee?!?!?!

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-05-05 05:49pm

Don't have a lightsaber? How will you defend yourself against the Sith? Click here to select the model that's right for you.

I love how the link takes you to a Walmart site.

Coriolis · Post by **Coriolis** » 2005-05-05 10:03pm

That just made my day

"It's like cutting through a banana with a machete!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-05-05 10:21pm

For claiming to explain how a lightsaber works, it sure didn't do a good job. Where's the list of household parts I can build it from?

Kazuaki Shimazaki · Post by **Kazuaki Shimazaki** » 2005-05-05 10:22pm

It just stole one of WEG's explanations, AFAIK...

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2005-05-06 02:56am

Cleary it works via putting a handfull of magic into a metal casing, and viola! Working lightsaber.