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http://test3.thespark.com/puritytest/


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You are 71% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (73%)

people like you (2%)

people more pure than you (25%)
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Post by Faram »

You are 43% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (13%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (86%)
Based on the 11,927,123 submissions before you.
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Enter your name and email address below to gain access to your friends' scores! Think of the power! If your friends haven't taken the test yet, we'll send them and e-mail and let you know when they do.

Vital statistics:
93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam
57% had sex
53% smoked marijuana
42% cheated in a relationship
23% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with a married man or woman
18% slept with someone without knowing his/her name

Hmm guess im a freak
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You are 56% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (36%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (62%)
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Post by Shinova »

You are 88% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (98%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (2%)




Once again, I'm apparently a goody-two-shoes :mrgreen:
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Post by Zaia »

60% PURE?!?!?!!!!

Hahhahaha. Ok. :twisted: Nah, J/K, where's my halo? :wink:

46% people less pure than you
2% people like you
52% people more pure than you
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Post by weemadando »

You are 22% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (2%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (98%)

*edit*

What really scares me is that those 2% lower than me probably took the test and gave the bad answers to everything just to get an evil score. I answered honestly. I'm afraid.
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Post by Xenophobe3691 »

70% Pure!

people less pure than you (71%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (27%)
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Took it a couple months ago.......47% pure
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You are 65% Pure!

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You are 55% Pure!

people less pure than you (33%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (65%)

Based on the 11,927,629 submissions before you.

*Hangs head*

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35%

I guess I'm no angel... :shock: :twisted:
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58% pure!

My score was probably so high because a lot of the questions dealt with substance abuse, which I don't do.
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Darth Wong wrote:58% pure!

My score was probably so high because a lot of the questions dealt with substance abuse, which I don't do.
There were a few other questionable activities listed there... :P :twisted: :twisted:
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Damn only 43% pure...amazing I do have limits.
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EmperorMing wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:58% pure!

My score was probably so high because a lot of the questions dealt with substance abuse, which I don't do.
There were a few other questionable activities listed there... :P :twisted: :twisted:
Yeah, some of the latter questions were pretty fucked-up.
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Darth Wong wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:58% pure!

My score was probably so high because a lot of the questions dealt with substance abuse, which I don't do.
There were a few other questionable activities listed there... :P :twisted: :twisted:
Yeah, some of the latter questions were pretty fucked-up.
ie, about the last HALF of them...
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Darth Wong wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:58% pure!

My score was probably so high because a lot of the questions dealt with substance abuse, which I don't do.
There were a few other questionable activities listed there... :P :twisted: :twisted:
Yeah, some of the latter questions were pretty fucked-up.
What is scary is that there is a list I had with questions that would make the spark test look like a monastary quiz.... :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

Maybe I should post it, bwuhahahahahaha :twisted: :twisted:
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I'm 47% pure. Jeez, I figured I'd get a single-digit answer...:twisted:

Man, some of those questions are FUCKED UP!
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29% Pure, thanks to various mis-adventures in my mis-spent youth. The various criminal activities contributed heavily to this, and 1st year university and living in a co-ed res worked wonders as well. I refuse to comment further since it may tend to incrimminate me.
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64% yay...
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You are 45% Pure!
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Dammit! Only 54%. I hoped it'd be lower.
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73% pure. Only Shinova is more pure than I am.
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Post by Damaramu »

You are 51% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Indeed. 8)
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Post by Arthur_Tuxedo »

Forgot about some stuff I did, make that 48% pure. That's better :)
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