When Will you die?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-19 03:51am

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 10, 2052

at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 03:58am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 22, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Oooh. Earth Day.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 04:00am

June 18, 2064
at the age of 79 years old

Heart attack 32%
Cancer 27%
Drowning 11%
Horrible Accident 6%
Contagious Diesease 5%
Loneliness 5%

I think my school starts on this day...

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-19 04:01am

I am now planning on what to wear on my last day...
November 12th 2053 at the age of 72.
More people online claim to have leprosy than would pick Tim Curry as their love interest. If that is what the world is coming to then I guess 72 is quite enough.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 04:03am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 04:08am

Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....

Wanna trade?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 04:09am

I wanna live forever!!!

But as of now, I hold the highest record for longevity

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2002-11-19 04:11am

September 23, 2043
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 04:19am

I be the youngest one to die. *pout*

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 04:31am

verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?

Deal. *shakes hand?*

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 04:33am

Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?
Deal. *shakes hand?*

*shakes hand*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-19 04:46am

The first time I took this, I broke it, and it said I would live until I was 200, and I promptly die of alien abduction.

This time, I got a new, possibly more likely one.

October 27, 2069
at the age of 87 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (29%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-19 06:01am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 8, 2028 at the age of 46 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

Thunderfire · Post by **Thunderfire** » 2002-11-19 08:46am

October 5, 2051
at the age of 79 years old.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-19 08:46am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 14, 2059
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)??????????????????????

I guess I shouldn't have said them I never had group or unprotected sex

And my grandfather died of cancer. The creepy part: He was 80...

Lex · Post by **Lex** » 2002-11-19 08:55am

May 2, 2068
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Horrible Accident (18%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

i wonder why so many people claim to have leprosy...well, after what I've seen here, I'll prolly become the oldest SD.net member...

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-19 10:20am

My results:

March 9, 2059
at the age of 89 years old. Nice to know I won't be killed in some freak
accident or in combat.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-19 10:25am

September 29, 2066
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 10:26am

Crayz9000 wrote:September 29, 2066
at the age of 82 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-19 10:27am

verilon wrote:
Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?

Very flexible and/or very well endowed.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-19 10:27am

verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?

Don't ask me...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 10:28am

Tsyroc wrote:
verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed.

I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-19 10:28am

verilon wrote:I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?

LOL

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-19 10:33am

verilon wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed.
I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?

Should have stopped doing that at 81.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-19 10:36am

August 1, 2038
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (20%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)