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Exactly. We are in denial because we are so self-centered and arrogent that we can't admit that we're nothing compared to the Lord... or something.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Exactly. We are in denial because we are so self-centered and arrogent that we can't admit that we're nothing compared to the Lord... or something.
Wait...the who? Is the U.S. now a feudal society?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Exactly. We are in denial because we are so self-centered and arrogent that we can't admit that we're nothing compared to the Lord... or something.
Wait...the who? Is the U.S. now a feudal society?
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Surlethe wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Exactly. We are in denial because we are so self-centered and arrogent that we can't admit that we're nothing compared to the Lord... or something.
Wait...the who? Is the U.S. now a feudal society?
You missed that memo?
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Ah, shit, double post. Sorry! :oops: If a mod could take care of that, that'd be great.
SirNitram wrote:You missed that memo?
I suppose I did. I thought we were still a democracy?
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Surlethe wrote:Ah, shit, double post. Sorry! :oops: If a mod could take care of that, that'd be great.
SirNitram wrote:You missed that memo?
I suppose I did. I thought we were still a democracy?
'Democracy' sounds too much like 'Democrat'. :wink:
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SirNitram wrote:'Democracy' sounds too much like 'Democrat'. :wink:
Ooh... you're right. I never thought of that. Bush is so much smarter than I am! I hope he picks me to be his personal slave next time he is in my state!
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My stepdad posted that as spam to me already...

in other news, the fucking christian temp agency sent Father Steve, another fucking nazi phelps head as an assistant...

which is really pissing both the Rev. and the congregation off.
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Surlethe wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Exactly. We are in denial because we are so self-centered and arrogent that we can't admit that we're nothing compared to the Lord... or something.
Wait...the who? Is the U.S. now a feudal society?
"We" meaning the unbelievers.
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Say, did anyone ever reply to the original sender? And if so, did they reply back?
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