[Ahurazithramis]

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2005-05-07 04:36am

Ahurazithramis wrote:The evidence for the wind is similar to the evidence of spirits. I feel it against my body.

Ever heard of an anemometer?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-05-07 04:36am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Putting the Earth above God automaticaly elevates Satan above God. The universe in the Enemy's hands.

Waitwaitwaitwait. So you're saying the big bearded guy in the sky doesn't have that contingency planned for? That he doesn't have a spring loaded GI-Joe issue anti-hell device? *rolleyes*. This guy's an obvious troll. Please excuse me, since you're an expert... which is better, Goat Blood or Wolf Blood? I'm a noob at sacrafices.

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:36am

Aya wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote:
Aya wrote: Explain to me how worshiping dirt, air, fire, water and you know, the Earth is inviting demons?

By the way, you're the one throwing up red herrings and dodging rebuttals. Either provide evidence to back up your bullshit claims or concede that you're spouting nothing but bullshit.
Putting the Earth above God automaticaly elevates Satan above God. The universe in the Enemy's hands.
They don't believe in God in the first place, so they don't really give a flying fuck. If I remember correctly, "Satan" is the opposite force to the wiccan's goddess. So no, they don't elevate "Satan" over anyone.

And its called freedom of motherfucking religion. People can worship who or what they want. If they want to worship god, they can. If they want to worship nature, they can. If they want to worship demons, they can. Hell, if they want to worship the almighty Vorlon God Bujji, they sure as fucking hell can! You or anyone else, for that matter, has any right to deem who or what someone can and can't worship. Don't like it? Deal.

I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to worship what they want. I'm just describing my religion.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-07 04:37am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Satan is free for the moment. He is in one of the Third Heavens. Not Hell yet.

A good God would have kept his ass banished.

A good point would have had proof.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 04:37am

Oh Mother Earth, Oh Father Sky. I call upon you.

SMITE THY FUNDY TROLL WITH THE MIGHT OF YOUR DIVINE ENLIGHTENMENT SO SHALL IT BE CLEANSED OF THE EVIL OF ITS STUPIDITY!!

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:37am

Ahurazithramis wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote:
Ender wrote:This despite the fact that satan was banished to the pit, and god created the universe, eh?

Satan is free for the moment. He is in one of the Third Heavens. Not Hell yet.

This despite what the book of faith says, right?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:38am

Ahurazithramis wrote:I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to worship what they want. I'm just describing my religion.

No, that' exacltly what you are saying. This whole thing started with you not wanting them to pray at meetings, remember?

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:39am

I'll bring you some scriptural evidence if I have time tomorrow. I'm bushed. I can tell you that the Bible does have evidence of Satan being free. If you must have a tidbit now I can say that he does torture Job in the Old Testament.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-05-07 04:41am

Ahurazithramis wrote:I'll bring you some scriptural evidence if I have time tomorrow. I'm bushed. I can tell you that the Bible does have evidence of Satan being free. If you must have a tidbit now I can say that he does torture Job in the Old Testament.

Except that that's "Satan", which means "the adversary", and was merely a title applied to the angel appointed to test Job. Not Lucifer, who is also known as "The Devil", who is the individual you are actually referring to.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:41am

Ahurazithramis wrote:I'll bring you some scriptural evidence if I have time tomorrow. I'm bushed. I can tell you that the Bible does have evidence of Satan being free. If you must have a tidbit now I can say that he does torture Job in the Old Testament.

No, he doesn't. God himself did that. God strieks down his wife, children, etc. God does it. Yet he keeps his faith, so God gives him back even more. That's the point of the story.

And I still want my explanation about how it matters if they summon the deamons that are already here.

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:41am

Ender wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote:I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to worship what they want. I'm just describing my religion.
No, that' exacltly what you are saying. This whole thing started with you not wanting them to pray at meetings, remember?

At a court, yes. I wouldn't want wiccanism to replace the Bible and christian invocations at a court house, for stated reasons.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 04:42am

Last time I checked the Bible is nothing more than the fairytales and musings of a small tribe in the ancient Middle East...

Sorry Longassname, WRONG ANSWER. You win a Railgun Slug to the Head!

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Ahurazithramis's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

PWN3D, Bitchtits!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-05-07 04:42am

Ahurazithramis wrote: I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to worship what they want. I'm just describing my religion.

The Church of Douchebaggery?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:42am

Ahurazithramis wrote:
Ender wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote:I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to worship what they want. I'm just describing my religion.
No, that' exacltly what you are saying. This whole thing started with you not wanting them to pray at meetings, remember?
At a court, yes. I wouldn't want wiccanism to replace the Bible and christian invocations at a court house, for stated reasons.

Which is stating they don't have the right to pray. Ok, you are a moron who doesn't even know what they are arguing, and just had a reflex "Other religions bad!" posting spree. Gotcha.

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:44am

Yes I know what I'm saying. They have the right to pray, but they don't have a right to do spells in a courthouse.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:44am

How much y'all want to bet he doesn't come back when he leaves?

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:45am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Yes I know what I'm saying. They have the right to pray, but they don't have a right to do spells in a courthouse.

But you have a right to perform your spells in a courthouse?

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:46am

Christian prayers are not spells.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 04:47am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Yes I know what I'm saying. They have the right to pray, but they don't have a right to do spells in a courthouse.

Praying in a government institution automatically means tacit preference of the religion invoked in the prayer by that institution. Sorry, you just earned a Bukkakeing from Hell!

*whips out dick, points at N00b's face, and charges up a cum blast*

fap fap Fap Fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!

-+{SPLAT!!}+-

*The massive blast of thick white-hot man cream splatters all over Ahurazithramis's face and drenches his shirt due to the sheer firehose volume...*

PWN3D again, Bitchtits. I'm getting the feeling you liked that...

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 04:49am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Christian prayers are not spells.

I see no difference. Afterall, to the wiccians they are. They call for the direct intervention of a force they oppose. Same threat to them that you think thairs are to you.

Still want the explanation about how their spells are a danger if the evil spirits are already here and pulling a michael jackson on you.

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:50am

Putting a bloody piece of meat in the ocean with swimmers around it for the sharks to eat is the same as eating a piece of bread near the water? When you cast spells, it is the same as throwing the bloody piece of meat in the water while the people are feet away from it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 04:51am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Christian prayers are not spells.

Splitting Hairs; They're both different ways of invoking a Higher Power™ that can't be scientifically verified exists.

/me dropkicks the Troll's severed head through his own wildly-moving goalposts*

GOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!!

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 04:52am

Ender wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote:Christian prayers are not spells.
I see no difference. Afterall, to the wiccians they are. They call for the direct intervention of a force they oppose. Same threat to them that you think thairs are to you.
Still want the explanation about how their spells are a danger if the evil spirits are already here and pulling a michael jackson on you.

Spells and occultism are like signing contracts for your own possession. The spirits have far less ability to do harm to you if at all if you don't do magic.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 04:52am

Ahurazithramis wrote:Putting a bloody piece of meat in the ocean with swimmers around it for the sharks to eat is the same as eating a piece of bread near the water? When you cast spells, it is the same as throwing the bloody piece of meat in the water while the people are feet away from it.

And tell me ONCE AGAIN FROM THE TOP. HOW IS SPELL CASTING DIFFERENT FROM PRAYER?!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2005-05-07 04:52am

Ahurazithramis wrote:I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to worship what they want. I'm just describing my religion.

And advocating that their government should prevent others from practicing theirs.