[Ahurazithramis]

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 05:04am

Ahurazithramis wrote:When you're trying to be cute and sarcastic, God kills a kitten.

How about you respond to our points instead of kicking up a smokescreen?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2005-05-07 05:04am

Also, my personal evidence that praying to God opens others to demonic possession, like the wind, can't be measured, or used by people to propel boats or produce electricity with large wind generators.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:05am

Ender wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote:When you're trying to be cute and sarcastic, God kills a kitten.
How about you respond to our points instead of kicking up a smokescreen?

Remember, the Worthless Trolling Palmfucker™ took his debating lessons from the Microsoft™ Fox News Corporation™ Propaganda Kit: Now for Ages 3 and Up.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-05-07 05:06am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:
Ahurazithramis wrote: Prayers don't open people up to demonic possession.
Yes they do, and I say so, because I have personal evidence.
LMAO!

The only relationship between prayer and Evil is that certain people are Evil and HIDE BEHIND PRAYER TO APPEAR 'GOOD'.

A little trigger-happy there, Ein? That was a post by Slart to mock Ahuraz.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-05-07 05:06am

I so hope this person's a sockpuppet; a regular member testing out how long they can spout personal convictions and stretch out shoddy analogies till we get fed up.

It's like a gradeschooler shouting about Santa Claus on the playground

"Nuh-uh!! He came to my house and ate the cookies I left for him and left me lots of presents! That means they're better than your presents, 'cause you just got those from your parents!!"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:08am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote: Yes they do, and I say so, because I have personal evidence.
LMAO!

The only relationship between prayer and Evil is that certain people are Evil and HIDE BEHIND PRAYER TO APPEAR 'GOOD'.
A little trigger-happy there, Ein? That was a post by Slart to mock Ahuraz.

I didn't mean to give the false impression I was attacking dear Slartie, I was just adding a little EMPHASIS to the WTPF reading our little exchange.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2005-05-07 05:08am

Utsanomiko wrote:I so hope this person's a sockpuppet; a regular member testing out how long they can spout personal convictions and stretch out shoddy analogies till we get fed up.

It's like a gradeschooler shouting about Santa Claus on the playground

"Nuh-uh!! He came to my house and ate the cookies I left for him and left me lots of presents! That means they're better than your presents, 'cause you just got those from your parents!!"

Except Santa's real. He makes personal appearances at the mall like my house every christmas. When was the last time Jesus did that?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-05-07 05:09am

Ender wrote:
Utsanomiko wrote:I so hope this person's a sockpuppet; a regular member testing out how long they can spout personal convictions and stretch out shoddy analogies till we get fed up.

It's like a gradeschooler shouting about Santa Claus on the playground

"Nuh-uh!! He came to my house and ate the cookies I left for him and left me lots of presents! That means they're better than your presents, 'cause you just got those from your parents!!"
Except Santa's real. He makes personal appearances at the mall like my house every christmas. When was the last time Jesus did that?

Lesse. Mel Gibson. But hey. I guess Yoda's more existant than Jesus then.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-07 05:11am

Ender wrote:Except Santa's real. He makes personal appearances at the mall like my house every christmas. When was the last time Jesus did that?

Jesus is more abstract, he like to appear in tortilla chips and odd stains. Much like his mother.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:14am

Gandalf wrote:
Ender wrote:Except Santa's real. He makes personal appearances at the mall like my house every christmas. When was the last time Jesus did that?
Jesus is more abstract, he like to appear in tortilla chips and odd stains. Much like his mother.

Why does it always have to be VM or JC? Why can't it ever be a Krishna or a Buddha or a Boy George or an Arnold Schwarzenegger or an Einhander Sn0m4n?

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-05-07 05:15am

Bah, ultimately it's all just grandstanding with sophistry and emotional convictions, considering that religion, spirituality, and superstition by definition are without evidence or factual support. Otherwise it wouldn't be faith or beliefs; they'd be observable facts and measurable correlations and actually stand up to science. Makes me thankful I live in reality and maintain a functioning brain...

Ahurazithramis · Post by **Ahurazithramis** » 2005-05-07 05:16am

Utsanomiko wrote:Bah, ultimately it's all just grandstanding with sophistry and emotional convictions, considering that religion, spirituality, and superstition by definition are without evidence or factual support. Otherwise it wouldn't be faith or beliefs; they'd be observable facts and measurable correlations and actually stand up to science. Makes me thankful I live in reality and maintain a functioning brain...

With all the non-theists brain power it sure takes a lot of muscle to control their lower organs.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-07 05:16am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Why does it always have to be VM or JC? Why can't it ever be a Krishna or a Buddha or a Boy George or an Arnold Schwarzenegger or an Einhander Sn0m4n?

I'd wager those guys are having fun in the afterlife. Would you be happy in the afterlife having a trillion Christians trying to be close to you? Like being mobbed 24/7 for eternity, so he hides in peanut butter.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2005-05-07 05:19am

Utsanomiko wrote:I so hope this person's a sockpuppet; a regular member testing out how long they can spout personal convictions and stretch out shoddy analogies till we get fed up.

That's what I thought when he said "He doesn't feel like it" in response to Gandalf asking why God won't protect him. Not only is that a bizarre thing to say, it's also out of character.
But sometimes we get people who are crazy enough they seriously say stuff like this guy. The website by that Christian furry werewolf dragon, for instance, is dead serious.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:19am

Ahurazithramis wrote:
Utsanomiko wrote:Bah, ultimately it's all just grandstanding with sophistry and emotional convictions, considering that religion, spirituality, and superstition by definition are without evidence or factual support. Otherwise it wouldn't be faith or beliefs; they'd be observable facts and measurable correlations and actually stand up to science. Makes me thankful I live in reality and maintain a functioning brain...
With all the non-theists brain power it sure takes a lot of muscle to control their lower organs.

How the hell does that rebut Utsanomiko's points?

And WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS HOMOSEXUAL CHRIST IS WITH YOUR KIND OBSESSING OVER OTHERS' BEDROOM HABITS, ASSTARD?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-05-07 05:22am

Oh my fucking God.

This idiot actually thinks demons, spirits, and ghosts are real?

Wake-up call, courtesy of the Hotel Reality, prayers, spells, invocations and crazy tribal dances have no effect whatsoever.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-05-07 05:22am

Ahurazithramis wrote: With all the non-theists brain power it sure takes a lot of muscle to control their lower organs.

Cute irrelevant responce, troll, but I think it's becoming clear you're not here to be productive, and really *did* know how this board would recact to your solipsistic bullshit. You ought to hop off your orange crate and go before they kick you off.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:22am

Gandalf wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Why does it always have to be VM or JC? Why can't it ever be a Krishna or a Buddha or a Boy George or an Arnold Schwarzenegger or an Einhander Sn0m4n?
I'd wager those guys are having fun in the afterlife. Would you be happy in the afterlife having a trillion Christians trying to be close to you? Like being mobbed 24/7 for eternity, so he hides in peanut butter.

No, I wouldn't enjoy it. In fact, if I were God, I'd hide all evidence of my existence to the point my creations' science would never detect or infer my existence no matter how advanced it got or how hard they tried...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-07 05:24am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Why does it always have to be VM or JC? Why can't it ever be a Krishna or a Buddha or a Boy George or an Arnold Schwarzenegger or an Einhander Sn0m4n?
I'd wager those guys are having fun in the afterlife. Would you be happy in the afterlife having a trillion Christians trying to be close to you? Like being mobbed 24/7 for eternity, so he hides in peanut butter.
No, I wouldn't enjoy it. In fact, if I were God, I'd hide all evidence of my existence to the point my creations' science would never detect or infer my existence no matter how advanced it got or how hard they tried...

Einy... are you God?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:25am

Gandalf wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Gandalf wrote: I'd wager those guys are having fun in the afterlife. Would you be happy in the afterlife having a trillion Christians trying to be close to you? Like being mobbed 24/7 for eternity, so he hides in peanut butter.
No, I wouldn't enjoy it. In fact, if I were God, I'd hide all evidence of my existence to the point my creations' science would never detect or infer my existence no matter how advanced it got or how hard they tried...

Einy... are you God?

I'd strike Phred Phelps, Osama, and this troll dead if I was...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-07 05:26am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I'd strike Phred Phelps, Osama, and this troll dead if I was...

Good point.

I'll have my eye on you though.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2005-05-07 05:27am

Nephtys wrote:
Ender wrote:
Utsanomiko wrote:I so hope this person's a sockpuppet; a regular member testing out how long they can spout personal convictions and stretch out shoddy analogies till we get fed up.

It's like a gradeschooler shouting about Santa Claus on the playground

"Nuh-uh!! He came to my house and ate the cookies I left for him and left me lots of presents! That means they're better than your presents, 'cause you just got those from your parents!!"
Except Santa's real. He makes personal appearances at the mall like my house every christmas. When was the last time Jesus did that?
Lesse. Mel Gibson. But hey. I guess Yoda's more existant than Jesus then.

Mel Gibson is Jesus? Haaar!

Einy: God of the railgun and giant wang.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-05-07 05:28am

HemlockGrey wrote:Oh my fucking God.

This idiot actually thinks demons, spirits, and ghosts are real?

Wake-up call, courtesy of the Hotel Reality, prayers, spells, invocations and crazy tribal dances have no effect whatsoever.

Isn't it hilarous? It's like he actually thinks he can prance around shouting "Oh, but I know my beliefs are true! I feel them! It's all the relevancy I need when denouncing other's beliefs!!@" and therefore Christianity > Wiccan in the spell department, nevermind there's jack shit for evidence for either having effects when tested.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-05-07 05:28am

And God of Long-Haired Boys everywhere!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-05-07 05:38am

Isn't it hilarous? It's like he actually thinks he can prance around shouting "Oh, but I know my beliefs are true! I feel them! It's all the relevancy I need when denouncing other's beliefs!!@" and therefore Christianity > Wiccan in the spell department, nevermind there's jack shit for evidence for either having effects when tested.

Someone call Jack Wilson, the Ghost Dance was a sound idea.