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Hair is overrated.
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salm wrote:Hair is overrated.
True, you can always grab them by the ears while they...oh, never mind. :twisted:
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I think she looks sexier now.
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The Cleric wrote:I think she looks sexier now.
*shrugs* Not to me. I don't mind short hair, but bald? Just doesn't look right...
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Hair is extremely important for me, personally. The most gorgeous face in the world will be utterly repellent to me without a good head of hair. I cannot stand uber-short haircuts on women.
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I'd do the old Portman, but I'd tear the new one up.
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She still looks hott, with two Ts. :D

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Somewhere, Vin Diesels agent is quietly freaking out
Heh.

I HEREBY FOUND THE CULT OF NATALIE PORTMAN!

Wait, no. That's stupid.
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Manus Celer Dei wrote:
Somewhere, Vin Diesels agent is quietly freaking out
Heh.

I HEREBY FOUND THE CULT OF NATALIE PORTMAN!

Wait, no. That's stupid.
Natalie Portan single handily destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. :D
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Aya wrote:
Manus Celer Dei wrote:
Somewhere, Vin Diesels agent is quietly freaking out
Heh.

I HEREBY FOUND THE CULT OF NATALIE PORTMAN!

Wait, no. That's stupid.
Natalie Portan single handily destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. :D
"The weapons dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not, as commonly beleived, atomic bombs, they were in fact Natalie Portmans orgasms. This why she must never have sex again."

Or something like that. I can't be bothered finding the CoVD site to check.
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The Cleric wrote:I think she looks sexier now.
She looks like a teenage male neo-nazi.

Would I still do her? Well she still gots a vagina, doesn't she? Don't know, would have to see how she looks overall bt that buzzcut is a big turn off.
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She looks like Jack/Kyra from Pitch Black.
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You guys have to be joking. She looks like crap without hair. Seriously. Sinead O'connor revisited.
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I think she still looks good.

Not that she doesn't look better with hair.


She's going to be in V for Vendetta though? They are sure pulling out all the graphic novel/comic book sources these days now aren't they?

Too them long enough. After they kept screwing them up. I'm still waiting for DC to put out a few more of the obscure characters. Marvel has shown that you don't need to stick to the supposed "Big Guns" to make a good movie.

Actually maybe it's Dark Horse and some of the other independents that are doing better on that front?
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I'd like to take her to a wig shop and have a field day trying on new styles. I'd also still tap that ass, hair or no hair.
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At least she did not dye her hair blonde. (note, zor is no fan of blonde hair that mucth and hates it when people dye there hair blonde)

It's a Change, not a really good or bad change but a change. She's still hot and it's not perminent for those who don't like it.

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She looks more like me than Natalie Portman >_>;;
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Meh. I still found Demi Moore plenty sexy in GI Jane so I'm sure I'll manage to find a balder Natalie Portman sexy, too. :D
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She's going to be in V for Vendetta though? They are sure pulling out all the graphic novel/comic book sources these days now aren't they?
Yeah, but it's a mixed blessing. The Wachowskis are writing the script and one of their proteges is directing. V is being played by none other than Agent Smith, though.
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