Swiss Army Phone
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Swiss Army Phone
I want one!
Unfortunately it's just an Onion joke and not a real phone, but I'd so take that over a useless damn low-res camera that I've taken all of one or two pics with...
Unfortunately it's just an Onion joke and not a real phone, but I'd so take that over a useless damn low-res camera that I've taken all of one or two pics with...
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It'd be a bitch to clean those blades.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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interesting concept.
How long before Nokia or Motorola decides to incoporate this design with the camera phone?
Or make this part of the next N-gage?
How long before Nokia or Motorola decides to incoporate this design with the camera phone?
Or make this part of the next N-gage?
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I don't see a tooth pick or a set of tweesers. I call 'cheap knock off'.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
Maybe you can take out the antenna?Knife wrote:I don't see a tooth pick or a set of tweesers. I call 'cheap knock off'.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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You could file the antenna down to make a toothpick.RogueIce wrote:Maybe you can take out the antenna?Knife wrote:I don't see a tooth pick or a set of tweesers. I call 'cheap knock off'.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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The Onion had funnier products in that article though. Here they are:
And of course:
Red Means YES.
And of course:
Red Means YES.
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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But Petro, buy that and next thing you know you're losing it at an airport while trying to get on your goddammed plane!
*I've got a bit of anger in this area excuse me while I go scream*
They took my Swiss Army Knife away from me
along with some extra nuts and bolts I had from my daughters crib (we moved out here from BC and found the nuts and bolts after we had our boxes packed, I forgot to take them outta my purse and stuff them in my other luggage) So now the crib is gone cause we can't put it together! I hate airports, Imean do I look like someone who would sharpen a bolt and kill someone on an airplane?
*looks innocent*
*I've got a bit of anger in this area excuse me while I go scream*
They took my Swiss Army Knife away from me
along with some extra nuts and bolts I had from my daughters crib (we moved out here from BC and found the nuts and bolts after we had our boxes packed, I forgot to take them outta my purse and stuff them in my other luggage) So now the crib is gone cause we can't put it together! I hate airports, Imean do I look like someone who would sharpen a bolt and kill someone on an airplane?
*looks innocent*