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I can't figure out why any guy would find her more attractive without hair. I can't figure out why any guy would her attractive at all in that picture; you could take that picture, tell people it's a gay German male, and I'll bet most people would believe you.
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Aliens 3 was the first thing that popped into my brain.
At any rate- yea, she definately looks better with hair.
At any rate- yea, she definately looks better with hair.
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She looks better with hair.
She'd also look better if her left arm wasn't so.....beefy?
She'd also look better if her left arm wasn't so.....beefy?
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Her hair was amazing, too. wtf was she thinking? Where were her publicists and agent to talk her out of this?
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I think Yenchin means that her arms looks kind of... thick... probably because the way her wrist looks.Stofsk wrote:Huh? Her arms are fine. They look girly, so what do you expect?Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:She looks better with hair.
She'd also look better if her left arm wasn't so.....beefy?
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Eh. Her newfound baldness is what I find to be unattractive, not her arms - which are still pretty girly, come on. They don't really look all that thick or beefy.
I'm just wondering what Yenchin meant. "She'd also look better if her arms weren't beefy" but I don't get it - they're NOT beefy. Maybe it's just me...
I'm just wondering what Yenchin meant. "She'd also look better if her arms weren't beefy" but I don't get it - they're NOT beefy. Maybe it's just me...
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At least she's dedicated to the film.Master of Ossus wrote:Her hair was amazing, too. wtf was she thinking? Where were her publicists and agent to talk her out of this?
And i bet V fanboys would have kicked up a shitstorm if the prison scene went down without her hair going.
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Ugh. Terrible. Alien 3 and "nothing compares...to you" all over again...If she'd gone for dreads or something as an "extreme hair makeover" I would've preferred that to sheer baldness. Short hair length is something I really do not like sexually, I don't find it remotely attractive.
I think Yenchin's merely been fooled by foreshortening.
I think Yenchin's merely been fooled by foreshortening.
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Eh, I think she looks alright. It's just hair, anyway. It's not like it won't grow back.
Either that or a remake of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.Chmee wrote:Looks ready for a THX-1138 remake
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You've never heard of the self-hating Jew?Except she was born in Israel and a Jewish neo-nazi is an oxymoron.
Was that the excrutiatingly boring one where the whole movie was Joan being grilled (figuratively...at first) by English interrogators? Let us hope not.Either that or a remake of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.
And, yeah, she looks much better with hair.
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In the photo Natalie's left arm is thick especially if you look at the left shoulder as well as compare it to her right arm. Kind of like it's not her arm.
Maybe because foreshortening or she's squeezing it. Visually wierd to me.
Maybe because foreshortening or she's squeezing it. Visually wierd to me.
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Dude, you be trippin'? That movie was dope, man.HemlockGrey wrote:Was that the excrutiatingly boring one where the whole movie was Joan being grilled (figuratively...at first) by English interrogators? Let us hope not.Either that or a remake of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.
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Actually, I was reminded of Shinzon.Darth Wong wrote:I can't figure out why any guy would find her more attractive without hair. I can't figure out why any guy would her attractive at all in that picture; you could take that picture, tell people it's a gay German male, and I'll bet most people would believe you.
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Women need to masturbate too!Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:In the photo Natalie's left arm is thick especially if you look at the left shoulder as well as compare it to her right arm. Kind of like it's not her arm.
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Both arms look well formed, probably due to the roles she has been playing. Being a suspected terrorist would lead to some heavy weight lifting. Also consider the W' Brotheres tend like their leading ladies to be cut. The "diference" in her arms seems to me to be due to left arm being rotated, & the bicept being half covered.Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:In the photo Natalie's left arm is thick especially if you look at the left shoulder as well as compare it to her right arm. Kind of like it's not her arm.
When I first saw the picture I wondered if it had to do something w/ the film she just finished in Israel.
Back in '96 - '97 when I was there, that was the thing for High School & College girls to do. I had a conversation w/ a girl who wanted to shave her head, but was afraid that her head is not the right shape. She also thought that the US is weird when I told her that in the US shave heads on girls tended to "mean' lesbian & full shaves were hoses by neo-nazis.
The style was out when I was back there in Jan of '04.
Figures Nat would get me to stop lurking after ... 2 years? Wow.
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Yeah, her left wrist looks bigger than her right shoulder. It might be because it's being pressed onto the other arm flattening it out and making it look thicker.
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