Natalie Portman Minus Hair

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2005-05-11 12:21am

I can't figure out why any guy would find her more attractive without hair. I can't figure out why any guy would her attractive at all in that picture; you could take that picture, tell people it's a gay German male, and I'll bet most people would believe you.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2005-05-11 12:27am

Hey, that's not Padme, that's Asajj Ventress

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2005-05-11 02:06am

Aliens 3 was the first thing that popped into my brain.

At any rate- yea, she definately looks better with hair.

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2005-05-11 02:56am

She looks better with hair.

She'd also look better if her left arm wasn't so.....beefy?

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-05-11 03:08am

Her hair was amazing, too. wtf was she thinking? Where were her publicists and agent to talk her out of this?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-05-11 04:13am

Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:She looks better with hair.

She'd also look better if her left arm wasn't so.....beefy?

Huh? Her arms are fine. They look girly, so what do you expect?

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2005-05-11 04:45am

Stofsk wrote:
Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:She looks better with hair.

She'd also look better if her left arm wasn't so.....beefy?
Huh? Her arms are fine. They look girly, so what do you expect?

I think Yenchin means that her arms looks kind of... thick... probably because the way her wrist looks.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2005-05-11 05:32am

Eh. Her newfound baldness is what I find to be unattractive, not her arms - which are still pretty girly, come on. They don't really look all that thick or beefy.

I'm just wondering what Yenchin meant. "She'd also look better if her arms weren't beefy" but I don't get it - they're NOT beefy. Maybe it's just me...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2005-05-11 05:51am

Master of Ossus wrote:Her hair was amazing, too. wtf was she thinking? Where were her publicists and agent to talk her out of this?

At least she's dedicated to the film.
And i bet V fanboys would have kicked up a shitstorm if the prison scene went down without her hair going.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-05-11 07:51am

While it's certainly reduced her hottness level in my eyes i'd still tap that ass. Demi Moore looked better than Natalie after her shaving IMHO.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2005-05-11 08:41am

Ugh. Terrible. Alien 3 and "nothing compares...to you" all over again...If she'd gone for dreads or something as an "extreme hair makeover" I would've preferred that to sheer baldness. Short hair length is something I really do not like sexually, I don't find it remotely attractive.

I think Yenchin's merely been fooled by foreshortening.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-05-11 08:42am

Eh, I think she looks alright. It's just hair, anyway. It's not like it won't grow back.

Chmee wrote:Looks ready for a THX-1138 remake

Either that or a remake of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-05-11 09:01am

Except she was born in Israel and a Jewish neo-nazi is an oxymoron.

You've never heard of the self-hating Jew?

Either that or a remake of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.

Was that the excrutiatingly boring one where the whole movie was Joan being grilled (figuratively...at first) by English interrogators? Let us hope not.

And, yeah, she looks much better with hair.

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2005-05-11 09:33am

In the photo Natalie's left arm is thick especially if you look at the left shoulder as well as compare it to her right arm. Kind of like it's not her arm.

Maybe because foreshortening or she's squeezing it. Visually wierd to me.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-05-11 09:36am

HemlockGrey wrote:
Either that or a remake of La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc.
Was that the excrutiatingly boring one where the whole movie was Joan being grilled (figuratively...at first) by English interrogators? Let us hope not.

Dude, you be trippin'? That movie was dope, man.

You just have no taste for art, kid.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-05-11 09:42am

Darth Wong wrote:I can't figure out why any guy would find her more attractive without hair. I can't figure out why any guy would her attractive at all in that picture; you could take that picture, tell people it's a gay German male, and I'll bet most people would believe you.

Actually, I was reminded of Shinzon.

Bad mojo.

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-05-11 02:55pm

I still think she's pretty...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-05-11 03:09pm

xBlackFlash wrote: I still think she's pretty...

Don't feel so embarassed, I think she is, too.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-05-11 04:23pm

Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:In the photo Natalie's left arm is thick especially if you look at the left shoulder as well as compare it to her right arm. Kind of like it's not her arm.

Women need to masturbate too!

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2005-05-11 06:50pm

aerius wrote:Women need to masturbate too!

Lesson: The importance of balance.

Kettch · Post by **Kettch** » 2005-05-11 09:01pm

Grand Moff Yenchin wrote:In the photo Natalie's left arm is thick especially if you look at the left shoulder as well as compare it to her right arm. Kind of like it's not her arm.

Both arms look well formed, probably due to the roles she has been playing. Being a suspected terrorist would lead to some heavy weight lifting. Also consider the W' Brotheres tend like their leading ladies to be cut. The "diference" in her arms seems to me to be due to left arm being rotated, & the bicept being half covered.

When I first saw the picture I wondered if it had to do something w/ the film she just finished in Israel.

Back in '96 - '97 when I was there, that was the thing for High School & College girls to do. I had a conversation w/ a girl who wanted to shave her head, but was afraid that her head is not the right shape. She also thought that the US is weird when I told her that in the US shave heads on girls tended to "mean' lesbian & full shaves were hoses by neo-nazis.

The style was out when I was back there in Jan of '04.

Figures Nat would get me to stop lurking after ... 2 years? Wow.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2005-05-11 09:11pm

Yeah, her left wrist looks bigger than her right shoulder. It might be because it's being pressed onto the other arm flattening it out and making it look thicker.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2005-05-11 09:15pm

Still pretty... but a lot worse.

Avalon616 · Post by **Avalon616** » 2005-05-11 11:50pm

GODDAMN! I totally want to <snip lesbian sexual terms not suitable for all audiences> her! *drool*

I love shaved heads, on boys and girls. I love the way they look, and the way they feel. Then again, I can be wicked dykey at times.

But all of you who are not attracted to her now: That's good! She's mine now.