Mike Myers vs. Star Trek

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 10:28pm

So, the International Man of Mystery meets one of the ships that Boldly Goes Where No Man...psst...we're supposed to be politically correct now, B&B said so...Err, Person Has Gone Before.

I'm probably going to regret asking this, but who wins and how?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-18 10:33pm

Austin re-makes the Federation in his own groovy image! Oh, behave!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-18 10:46pm

Austin Powers' mojo is powerful enough to overwhelm any computer or android. The ship's (female-voiced) computer would promptly overload and shred itself at the sight of him.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-18 10:50pm

Hmmm...I wonder what indeed would happen when he lays his eyes on Janeway?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-18 10:51pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Hmmm...I wonder what indeed would happen when he lays his eyes on Janeway?

Gah! The mental image...the goggles do nothing about MENTAL images...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-18 11:01pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Hmmm...I wonder what indeed would happen when he lays his eyes on Janeway?

That's easy; I know exactly what will happen. He walks up to her very calmly. He reaches his hand toward her ... and then grabs her in a headlock, seizes a handful of hair, and tries to pull off her wig, screaming "She's a MAN!!!!"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-18 11:02pm

ROTFLMAO

Ah if only we had that as the Pepsi commercial...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-18 11:10pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Hmmm...I wonder what indeed would happen when he lays his eyes on Janeway?
That's easy; I know exactly what will happen. He walks up to her very calmly. He reaches his hand toward her ... and then grabs her in a headlock, seizes a handful of hair, and tries to pull off her wig, screaming "She's a MAN!!!!"

That's not your captain, that's a MAN, baby!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-19 02:27am

IG-88E wrote:Austin re-makes the Federation in his own groovy image! Oh, behave!

Then mental image of 7of9 or Picard for that matter...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-19 02:29am

IG-88E wrote:Austin re-makes the Federation in his own groovy image! Oh, behave!

And what would the new Federation duty uniform/ jumpsuits look like...?

And one last thing, would wesley be the new mini-me?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 02:32am

EmperorMing wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Austin re-makes the Federation in his own groovy image! Oh, behave!
And what would the new Federation duty uniform/ jumpsuits look like...?

And one last thing, would wesley be the new mini-me?

Bwahahaha. Wesley as mini-me. Bwahahaha. Though I wouldn't mind some of the sexy crew members in the new uniforms.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2002-11-19 06:34am

Whoever voted for "7 of 9's cyborg endurance overwhelms Austin's mojo" must be aware of Austin's record when it comes to robotic female opponents. Or to be more precise, everyone of them end up with their head exploding when Austin's mojo overwhelm them.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2002-11-19 07:19am

Lord of the Farce wrote:Whoever voted for "7 of 9's cyborg endurance overwhelms Austin's mojo" must be aware of Austin's record when it comes to robotic female opponents. Or to be more precise, everyone of them end up with their head exploding when Austin's mojo overwhelm them.

Oops, typo. Make that "must be unaware"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-19 10:27am

Lord of the Farce wrote:Whoever voted for "7 of 9's cyborg endurance overwhelms Austin's mojo" must be aware of Austin's record when it comes to robotic female opponents. Or to be more precise, everyone of them end up with their head exploding when Austin's mojo overwhelm them.

The graphic visualisation that comes to mind with this statement...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 10:28am

The Dark wrote:So, the International Man of Mystery meets one of the ships that Boldly Goes Where No Man...psst...we're supposed to be politically correct now, B&B said so...Err, Person Has Gone Before.

I'm probably going to regret asking this, but who wins and how?

You are one sick bastard. Austin. *shudder*

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-19 01:02pm

verilon wrote:
The Dark wrote:So, the International Man of Mystery meets one of the ships that Boldly Goes Where No Man...psst...we're supposed to be politically correct now, B&B said so...Err, Person Has Gone Before.

I'm probably going to regret asking this, but who wins and how?
You are one sick bastard. Austin. *shudder*

That's the inner Black Mage within all of us. Some just embrace it more fully than others.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-11-19 04:21pm

Darth Wong wrote:Austin Powers' mojo is powerful enough to overwhelm any computer or android. The ship's (female-voiced) computer would promptly overload and shred itself at the sight of him.

Overloading seems to be what Trek computers do best.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-19 04:25pm

Kirk's Ripped shirt charchter shield nothing from outside the SW universe than pentrate that, Bill Shatner's acting is more dense than a cubic kilometer of prue Carbon Neturoinum

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-11-19 06:31pm

Austin and Kirk have a shaggy contest? Too close to call.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-11-19 06:32pm

paladin wrote:Austin and Kirk have a shaggy contest? Too close to call.

correction: shaggin contest.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-19 06:33pm

paladin wrote:Austin and Kirk have a shaggy contest? Too close to call.

No everyone is a winner

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-11-19 07:04pm

Dang, when I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be about Michael Myers from the Halloween movies slashing his way through B/B Trek.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2002-11-19 07:25pm

Tsyroc wrote:Dang, when I saw the thread title I thought it was going to be about Michael Myers from the Halloween movies slashing his way through B/B Trek.

Same here.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-19 07:55pm

Austin's mojo would overload one computer, and cause the Enterprise to blow up.

What if the Borg assilimated Austin Powers?

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-11-19 08:53pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
What if the Borg assilimated Austin Powers?

They couldn't. His mojo will make every female Borg go nuts which will affect all other Borg since they share a conciousness. Imagine what happened to the Fembots, time a cool trillion.

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