New Chick tract up!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-05-13 08:41am

And hilarity ensues.

+http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1022/1022_01.asp

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-05-13 09:02am

While I can see why he would use NASCAR in one of his strips, I think the "NASCAR fans with Buddhist spouses" demographic is smaller than he thinks.

AniThyng · Post by **AniThyng** » 2005-05-13 09:11am

when this idiot dies I really hope buddha is standing there by god's side to slap him silly. then send him to his forsaken hell.

seriously, wtf.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-05-13 09:22am

How the hell were you able to read all of that? I had to stop just a few panels in because I was getting sick of all the proselytizing.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2005-05-13 10:17am

Not as out-and-out stew-pid as the tract about evolution...but pretty damn stupid nonetheless.

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2005-05-13 10:23am

Heh. For me, it reads "This site has been blocked by safesurf."

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2005-05-13 10:39am

What lovely family values those Christian moralists have.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2005-05-13 10:43am

awesome. leave your wife for christ.

what I also liked was "jesus was god???"

like you couldnt figure that mantra out here in the u.s.

Avalon616 · Post by **Avalon616** » 2005-05-13 11:33am

I died for you... Kim Lee didn't.

I'd be like, "well Kim Lee cooked my meals, cared for me, and had fantastic sex with me, and all you did was die. Maybe if you were a hot asian too... Nope, no, I still pick Kim Lee."

Reading those make my head hurt. >.< I can't believe people actually think like that, it boggles my mind.[/quote]

Sean Howard · Post by **Sean Howard** » 2005-05-13 11:45am

theres really only one appropriate response:

http://dickcream.com/h/04/0507

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-05-13 12:08pm

I've seen that clip before... but what exactly is actually going on there? I mean, what was that guest trying to actually demonstrate? Or is it what I might think it is?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2005-05-13 12:20pm

Avalon616 wrote:
I died for you... Kim Lee didn't.
I'd be like, "well Kim Lee cooked my meals, cared for me, and had fantastic sex with me, and all you did was die. Maybe if you were a hot asian too... Nope, no, I still pick Kim Lee."

Reading those make my head hurt. >.< I can't believe people actually think like that, it boggles my mind.

[/quote]

brainwashing at a young age.

"When an opponent declares, "I will not come over to your side," I calmly say, "Your child belongs to us already... What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."
- Adolph Hitler Quotes

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2005-05-13 12:43pm

Is it me, or are those drivers all wearing Aurabesh slogans on their jumpsuits?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-05-13 12:52pm

Defend the sancity of marriage, ban Chick tracts!

Darth Lucifer · Post by **Darth Lucifer** » 2005-05-13 01:46pm

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

"What do you have to do for God to put you into Hell?...Absolutely nothing!"

That pretty much says it all. The part with Kim Lee was desserts.

Kuroneko · Post by **Kuroneko** » 2005-05-13 01:54pm

"Somehow [God]'s gonna use you." That doesn't sound good. What happened to the moral imperative to treat people as ends, and not as mere means?

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-05-13 02:56pm

http://www.chick.com/tractimages64743/1022/1022_21.gif

Yeah, that's the loving God.

And isn't it hilarious how they are always putting footnotes on the quotes in half the panels:

"Blah, bla, Jesus Blah, blah" *

*) Bull 3:16

Personally, I prefer Bible Study the Space Moose way: (Link)

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-05-13 04:15pm

Ah, Space Moose. God bless him.

Here's another!

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2005-05-13 04:27pm

I like the fact that Jesus bitches like an ex-girlfriend:

"I DIED for you! Did she ever do that? FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!"

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-05-13 05:13pm

Uraniun235 wrote:Ah, Space Moose. God bless him.

Quite ironic given the context.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2005-05-13 05:23pm

Sean Howard wrote:theres really only one appropriate response:

http://dickcream.com/h/04/0507

*smack* WARN people if you're linking to something that's got loud audio, man.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-13 06:44pm

I love how they portray commitment to your marriage as a bad thing, when the same people bitched and moaned about gays and the "sanctity of marriage". Assholes.

And tolerance of other religions is bad thing?

These people need to burn in their own hell.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2005-05-14 12:27am

Bah, it's not a real Chick Tract if it doesn't have the little 'Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?' with the 'yes' and 'no' boxes.

I do love how there's no moral commentary on grandpa's career as a bootlegger. Nope, straight from that to salvation.

wolveraptor · Post by **wolveraptor** » 2005-05-14 09:35am

He was a bootlegger? I thought he was just a race-car driver. The irony tastes like chicken.

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-05-14 01:25pm

wolveraptor wrote:And tolerance of other religions is bad thing?

You really have no idea who Jack Chick is, do you?