How much of a bastard are you?

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How much of a bastard are you?

Post by MKSheppard »

http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/

The results are in. You are certifiably:

47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)
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Post by Shinova »

The results are in. You are certifiably:


16% bastard!
9% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
0% (same as you)
3% (less bastard than you)
97% (more bastard than you)




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Post by Faram »

The results are in. You are certifiably:

53% bastard!
30% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
2% (same as you)
23% (more bastard than you)
75% (less bastard than you)
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Post by haas mark »

The results are in. You are certifiably:

43% bastard!
24% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
3% (same as you)
44% (more bastard than you)
53% (less bastard than you)

Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
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The results are in. You are certifiably:
79% bastard!
45% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
2% (more bastard than you)
98% (less bastard than you)


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Post by EmperorMing »

53%

I am an above average bastard.

Oh fucking joy!! :P
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Post by Tsyroc »

32% bastard!
18% of which is Tard

Better than I've been doing on the other ones.


Here are the combined stats when I completed the test.
Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits. Catholics are more likely to spit on you. Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
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33% Bastard, 18% of which is Tard

Wonderful.
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Hmmm, 44% bastard hey :D
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I'm a complete fucking bastard, that's all you need to know. :twisted:
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Fools that you are. I, the original Evil Sadistic Bastard have scored 96% on that test!

Which is nothing if not translated into action.
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Post by Tsyroc »

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Fools that you are. I, the original Evil Sadistic Bastard have scored 96% on that test!

Which is nothing if not translated into action.

I bet the accuracy ± of the test means you actually got 100% :D
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63% bastard... yay...
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39% bastard!
22% of which is Tard

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Post by starfury »

The results are in. You are certifiably:


37% bastard!
21% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
3% (same as you)
39% (less bastard than you)
58% (more bastard than you)
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The results are in. You are certifiably:


47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)

And I'm only 16 years old folks, that's pretty damn good....
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43% bastard!
24% of which is Tard

Damn I'm nastier than I thought!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by Setzer »

MKSheppard wrote:http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/

The results are in. You are certifiably:

47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)
34% bastard!
19% of which is Tard
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Post by Alex Moon »

15% bastard!
8% of which is Tard

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
3% (less bastard than you)
97% (more bastard than you)
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Post by RadiO »

I am 29% bastard. This is good. Or is it? :twisted:
Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:
- snip snip snip snip -
17% would have sex with a relative
Yikes.
7% like childporn
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44% bastard!
25% of which is Tard
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Post by Tosho »

19% bastard.
10% of which is tard.
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Post by fgalkin »

62% bastard!
35% of which is Tard



The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
1% (same as you)
10% (more bastard than you)
89% (less bastard than you


Ha, I'm a bastard!

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Post by The Dark »

I am 13% bastard, of which 7% is tard.

How others compare:
0% (same as you)
2% (less bastard than you)
98% (more bastard than you)

I guess I really am a nice guy :D. Apparently I'm the least bastardly of them all :mrgreen:.

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