How Pure are you?

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82 % pure....Oh well, just wait to college, then that score will go waaaay down...:twisted:
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52%
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I'm 54% pure. What I lacked in sexual experience, I made up for in substance abuse. :)
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69% :mrgreen:
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66%

I need to do something about that. Bring on the drugs and kinky sex.
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You are 1% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Well, what did you expect from someone with a name like mine?
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Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."

You are 71% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
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You are 87% Pure!
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Post by Setzer »

You are 84% Pure!
(Very interesting.)



Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (95%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (5%)

I need to get out more.
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You are 64% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (57%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (41%)


Ummm....sure....damn all those sex questions, they made me far more pure than I am.
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Post by starfury »

You are 73% Pure




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (78%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (20%)

hmmmmm.
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Post by Alex Moon »

You are 85% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (96%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (4%)
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Post by weemadando »

aerius wrote:29% Pure
Darth Wong wrote:58% pure!
Emperor Ming wrote:35% [pure]
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You are 1% Pure!
That last one is total bullshit!

I win with 22% purity!
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You are 45% Pure!
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Which one of their tests asks if you're Canadian?
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You are 60% Pure

people less pure than you (46%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (52%)

Have a very nice day.
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Alex Moon wrote:You are 85% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (96%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (4%)
Wait a minute...one of the BotM is 85% PURE?!?!? Guys, your standards are slipping. :wink:
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Post by Hyperion »

You are 59% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (43%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (55%)


btw, on the "answer in one sentence" thing, i put down this as the answer: "stolen a truck" and yes, that is truthful, i did jack a car.
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The Dark wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:You are 85% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:
people less pure than you (96%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (4%)
Wait a minute...one of the BotM is 85% PURE?!?!? Guys, your standards are slipping. :wink:
I hide my purity well. :twisted:

That and the 15% corruption is concentrated enough to make up for the other 85%
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83% pure. I oughta get out more often...
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Post by Sienthal »

Wow...
"Back off lady, I am NOT afraid to use this!"


I got 86% pure...I feel like silver, :)
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How the hell did you get 22% WeeMadAndo? I answered yes to some pretty sick questions, like sex in a moving vehicle with people watching, and I only got 48%.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:How the hell did you get 22% WeeMadAndo? I answered yes to some pretty sick questions, like sex in a moving vehicle with people watching, and I only got 48%.
Do you reeeeeeeeeeally want to know that? :twisted: It could get ugly in here...
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Zaia wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:How the hell did you get 22% WeeMadAndo? I answered yes to some pretty sick questions, like sex in a moving vehicle with people watching, and I only got 48%.
Do you reeeeeeeeeeally want to know that? :twisted: It could get ugly in here...
Ah. I wanna know how naughty you can be. Hehehehe. :twisted:

Naw, I'm sure you're really sweet. :wink:
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:How the hell did you get 22% WeeMadAndo? I answered yes to some pretty sick questions, like sex in a moving vehicle with people watching, and I only got 48%.
Lets just say that I've done some naughty shit. A lot of very very naughty shit. And I didn't answer yes to sex in a moving car. Most of mine came from having done some drugs, various acts of larceny, public nudity...
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