HK-47 Vs. Data

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Who wins

HK-47
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Data
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5%
Both survive, but Data is scarred for the rest of his existance
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5%
Both survive but HK seems to act almost like he's got the Pacifist Protocols installed
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Mutually Assured Destruction
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HK-47 Vs. Data

Post by Darth Sephiroth »

If HK-47 shows up on the Enterprise through some miraculous event of Q's choosing and is stuck with Data for a long period of time in a Turbolift, who comes out alive, or sane...assuming that everyones favorite polite killer is sane of course.
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Oops, I forgot to hit the add option before making one for Mutually Assured Destruction, would a mod add it please
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Added the option for you
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HK, given anything close to equal firepower.
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Assertation: That pseudo-meatbag would stand little chance in actual combat against a superior model of my caliber. Suffice it to say that minimal effort would be expended in assuring its destruction.
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Post by Ryoga »

I'm gonna have to go with HK too. Since Revan and the Exile aren't around to reign him in, he's basically free to do whatever he feels like. And being an assassin droid, 'whatever he feels like' usually involves violence of some kind. :twisted:
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let see a human replica droid who has problems killing/destroying anything vs. Assassin droid designed by the Sith to kill Jedi and has problems not killing/destroying anything in sight.

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Hand to ahnd combat I'm not so sure about, although HK most probably takes it. However, if you put a weapon, any weapon in his hands..... :twisted:
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Post by Lord Revan »

et see a human replica droid who has problems killing/destroying anything vs. Assassin droid designed by the Sith to kill Jedi and has problems not killing/destroying anything in sight.

HK all the way.
and those aren't any PT Jedi either as there has been two rather major wars not so long ago.
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Knowing HK-47, he'd probably rip of Data's skin, restitch it, and wear it as a cardigan. Simply because it'd be fun.
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also HK-47 (and HK-50s) had some nice toys mounted in their bodies.
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Lord Revan wrote:also HK-47 (and HK-50s) had some nice toys mounted in their bodies.
True. I wonder how fast Data's "skin" would melt under the heat of a military-grade fire projector.
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who the fuck needs flame throwers when you have anti-droid projector
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Destructionator XIII wrote:Data isn't much of a fighter, so he should worry just about living through the encounter. Could Data survive by running away? (How fast can HK-47 probably move?) Data can move quite fast (not as fast as a blaster bolt, but lets pretend he has cover or something)
since when did turbolifts have any room for this kind of tactics
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Data's going to get a total of two minutes before HK gets tired of his babbling and turns the gun on him.. That, or turn the gun on himself a few minutes later iif some failure of some kind keeps him from destroying Data outright.
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How would the rest of the Enterprise crew deal with the maniac showing up, and I definately think Q would be amused by this situation.
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I somehow think Worf would get along much, much better with HK-47.
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Ryoga wrote:I somehow think Worf would get along much, much better with HK-47.
Klingons in general would get along better with him than the Federation, but couldn't you see Q laughing his ass off when HK meets Picard
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Re: HK-47 Vs. Data

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HK-47 is cunning. Even inferior units such as the HK-50s have shown themselves frighteningly adept at fooling their surroundings. If as per the regular OP HK-47 was stuck with Data, he'd probably contrieve some reason for them to put Data in a position from which Data would be unable to defend himself. That is, if for some reason he wasn't able to simply discharge any of his inbuilt weaponry into Data's cranium at point blank range.

But really, it would be more in character for HK-47 to disable Data's ability to move. And then, we'd be treated to something like KotOR2's cut torture scenes...
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HK-50: Posturing Statement: I will never talk.
HK-47: Statement: Then I will have to settle for your screams.
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Re: HK-47 Vs. Data

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Eleas wrote:HK-47 is cunning. Even inferior units such as the HK-50s have shown themselves frighteningly adept at fooling their surroundings. If as per the regular OP HK-47 was stuck with Data, he'd probably contrieve some reason for them to put Data in a position from which Data would be unable to defend himself. That is, if for some reason he wasn't able to simply discharge any of his inbuilt weaponry into Data's cranium at point blank range.

But really, it would be more in character for HK-47 to disable Data's ability to move. And then, we'd be treated to something like KotOR2's cut torture scenes...
KotOR2 wrote: HK-47: Statement: I shall up the charge of your circuits the next time. Now, answer the question.
HK-50: Posturing Statement: I will never talk.
HK-47: Statement: Then I will have to settle for your screams.
Then you'd have Riker or Geordi making Atton's comment about a sick droid

But it would be quite amusing to see
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